andrew
@saluki.bsky.social
eating a whole kohlrabi, like an apple
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How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
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"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
August 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
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very anti, but one of of the guys in the cobra tate orbit's lazy scam website led to the greatest comment in internet history so I can't say they haven't greatly affected me.
August 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
very anti, but one of of the guys in the cobra tate orbit's lazy scam website led to the greatest comment in internet history so I can't say they haven't greatly affected me.
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If you ain't Screaming for Vengeance in the bathroom are you even going to the bathroom
May 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If you ain't Screaming for Vengeance in the bathroom are you even going to the bathroom
there's no sadder concert venue in the world than the nü Masquerade. Terrible acoustics, terrible vibes, no ambience, all wearing the name of one one of the greatest to ever exist. wretched
May 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
there's no sadder concert venue in the world than the nü Masquerade. Terrible acoustics, terrible vibes, no ambience, all wearing the name of one one of the greatest to ever exist. wretched
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SFF writers like to gloss over linguistic differences with error-free universal translators and the like, but think of all the fun you can have when a phrase that means “fashionable” in one language gets adopted into another to mean “served with a scoop of ice cream.”
![[French flag]
Ce genre de motif est à la mode.
This kind of pattern is fashionable.
[Cartoon character]
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April 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
SFF writers like to gloss over linguistic differences with error-free universal translators and the like, but think of all the fun you can have when a phrase that means “fashionable” in one language gets adopted into another to mean “served with a scoop of ice cream.”
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this is how you make a throw with the game in the line. pure textbook.
April 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
this is how you make a throw with the game in the line. pure textbook.
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Music Fact! You can tell Nickelback is Canadian because they rhyme "sorry" and "story"
March 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Music Fact! You can tell Nickelback is Canadian because they rhyme "sorry" and "story"
sprung for the expensive (9.95) pinot grigio at aldi and it tastes indistinguishable from the lychee wine cooler that I accidentally bought at the korean grocery store a few months ago. Gotta give the point to the koreans on this one.
March 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
sprung for the expensive (9.95) pinot grigio at aldi and it tastes indistinguishable from the lychee wine cooler that I accidentally bought at the korean grocery store a few months ago. Gotta give the point to the koreans on this one.
saw a guy with a wallet chain in the wild. Nu metal is BACK baby
March 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
saw a guy with a wallet chain in the wild. Nu metal is BACK baby
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This is fucking me up
February 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is fucking me up
Koko the gorilla was denied her "...birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag" by this professor
February 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Koko the gorilla was denied her "...birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag" by this professor
they should've made a new Cardigans record a requirement for Sweden's entry into NATO.
February 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
they should've made a new Cardigans record a requirement for Sweden's entry into NATO.
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we’ve replaced all building inspectors with a generative AI model trained on millions of pages of government regulations. it says here that all new construction homes must be 60% corn
February 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
we’ve replaced all building inspectors with a generative AI model trained on millions of pages of government regulations. it says here that all new construction homes must be 60% corn
eating a buldak ramen for lunch after listening to nothing but king gizzard for months *hot noodle hot noodle hot noodle hot noodle*
January 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
eating a buldak ramen for lunch after listening to nothing but king gizzard for months *hot noodle hot noodle hot noodle hot noodle*
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liking radiohead was like 65% of my personality in highschool but I don't really listen to em anymore so this will be fun
10. Life in a Glasshouse
9. Faust Arp
8. Polyethylene
7. Packt Like Sardines
6. National Anthem
5. Pyramid Song
4. There There
3. Paranoid Android
2. Just
1. Lucky
10. Life in a Glasshouse
9. Faust Arp
8. Polyethylene
7. Packt Like Sardines
6. National Anthem
5. Pyramid Song
4. There There
3. Paranoid Android
2. Just
1. Lucky
Radiohead Top 10 for me because 5 was too hard:
10. Lotus Flower
9. How I Made My Millions
8. Talk Show Host
7. Lucky
6. I Might Be Wrong
5. Idioteque
4. Let Down
3. Street Spirit (Fade Out)
2. Lift (Minidiscs version)
1. Reckoner bsky.app/profile/edsb...
10. Lotus Flower
9. How I Made My Millions
8. Talk Show Host
7. Lucky
6. I Might Be Wrong
5. Idioteque
4. Let Down
3. Street Spirit (Fade Out)
2. Lift (Minidiscs version)
1. Reckoner bsky.app/profile/edsb...
Radiohead top 5 (this is hard):
5. Faust Arp
4. There, there
3. Everything In Its Right Place
2. Let Down
1. Bodysnatchers
5. Faust Arp
4. There, there
3. Everything In Its Right Place
2. Let Down
1. Bodysnatchers
January 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
liking radiohead was like 65% of my personality in highschool but I don't really listen to em anymore so this will be fun
10. Life in a Glasshouse
9. Faust Arp
8. Polyethylene
7. Packt Like Sardines
6. National Anthem
5. Pyramid Song
4. There There
3. Paranoid Android
2. Just
1. Lucky
10. Life in a Glasshouse
9. Faust Arp
8. Polyethylene
7. Packt Like Sardines
6. National Anthem
5. Pyramid Song
4. There There
3. Paranoid Android
2. Just
1. Lucky
learning that the overwhelming majority of the beluga whales killed in the hudson bay don't get eaten or anything ... just left out for other animals. Not a fan of this knowledge
January 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
learning that the overwhelming majority of the beluga whales killed in the hudson bay don't get eaten or anything ... just left out for other animals. Not a fan of this knowledge
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President Trump signs executive order to rebuild/restore all solarium seating sections in Wendy’s restaurants; some are hailing this decision as “a return to traditional American architectural standards”
January 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
President Trump signs executive order to rebuild/restore all solarium seating sections in Wendy’s restaurants; some are hailing this decision as “a return to traditional American architectural standards”
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If there’s one old man thing I wish I could share with the young people it’s that when I was growing up everyone was handing you videogame demo discs and it was the best thing ever. Magazines would have them, pizza would have them, you’d buy eggs and Tony Hawk levels would spill out of the carton
January 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If there’s one old man thing I wish I could share with the young people it’s that when I was growing up everyone was handing you videogame demo discs and it was the best thing ever. Magazines would have them, pizza would have them, you’d buy eggs and Tony Hawk levels would spill out of the carton
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リズムに乗るボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
Borzoi gets into the rhythm.
translation:
Borzoi gets into the rhythm.
January 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
リズムに乗るボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
Borzoi gets into the rhythm.
translation:
Borzoi gets into the rhythm.
all sleigh bells records are, definitionally, christmas records. Crown on the Ground is the reason for the season
December 26, 2024 at 1:46 AM
all sleigh bells records are, definitionally, christmas records. Crown on the Ground is the reason for the season
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(guy who thinks Venus is a drone) i got held back twice in school but now i have an MBA
December 17, 2024 at 2:50 PM
(guy who thinks Venus is a drone) i got held back twice in school but now i have an MBA