I look at this stuff all day for work and I've been saying since I started that the only good general use case is helping middle schoolers cheat on their homework but I didn't expect them to be so literal about it

I am diligently spray painting any patch of fallen leaves I find but that's about it

look, I'm not an asshole. if they make the cut scenes I'm gonna watch them. I'm just not going to lie and say I think they're good or even enjoyable.

it's incredible how everyone loved how 2016 treated its own story with complete contempt and then both games since then have just been like all deep lore all the time.

this version is a truly beautiful artifact of a bygone era
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcwH...

67 is the federal retirement age. Seems like a good number to me.

he couldn't do much after Madame web ran him over with her stolen ambulance

about twice a year because I've gotten a kernel of corn catastrophically wedged in the drain trap

it's obviously not the best and I think it says something bad about me, but my favorite is zebra

all my funky beats gone