Adult Beefswellington
@saltiron.bsky.social
I'm here to try every hobby. I'm a nice lady, I love my scurvy wife.
I'm reading Lear Wife by J.R. Thorp and really enjoying what a nasty bitch the Queen is.
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm reading Lear Wife by J.R. Thorp and really enjoying what a nasty bitch the Queen is.
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need an aloof wife
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
need an aloof wife
Gunslingers (2025) is complete asssss, it sucks so bad.
November 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Gunslingers (2025) is complete asssss, it sucks so bad.
My washer broke but luckily I had a handmade flute in my toolbag.
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My washer broke but luckily I had a handmade flute in my toolbag.
Without downloading any pics describe what it's like to date you
October 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Without downloading any pics describe what it's like to date you
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all the best women are weird and annoying
October 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
all the best women are weird and annoying
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Hey Colorado residents, particularly people in Fort Collins, but also those who are somewhat near: my sister and brother in law are running a study on an easy, portable method to help maintain indoor air quality during adverse outside events (like smoke or pollution).
Participate in our Clean Air Study | sapphires
humanenvironments.org
October 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hey Colorado residents, particularly people in Fort Collins, but also those who are somewhat near: my sister and brother in law are running a study on an easy, portable method to help maintain indoor air quality during adverse outside events (like smoke or pollution).
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I love Venn diagrams
October 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I love Venn diagrams
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I demand a union representative.
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
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October 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I demand a union representative.
"create a huge plumbing company" who's 13 year old is this
If I read a book on plumbing and create a huge plumbing company do I owe the author anything? Both are transformative uses of the knowledge in the books.
October 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"create a huge plumbing company" who's 13 year old is this
Why are people pronouncing "women" the same as "woman"
September 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Why are people pronouncing "women" the same as "woman"
How to find aran-to-bulky *plied* or blown yarn in pastel neons? I'm not gullible enough to fall for a bulky single-ply.
I just want a pattern for a simple aran knit raglan cardigan that fits me well, and a hard-wearing high-quality yarn with good definition in saccharine pastel neons at a reasonable price
September 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
How to find aran-to-bulky *plied* or blown yarn in pastel neons? I'm not gullible enough to fall for a bulky single-ply.
This wolf spider was being an awkward roommate a few days ago, running up and down the hall, ducking in and out between the bedrooms, bathroom and linen closet doors like a freshman in the dorms. I put it out on the patio but it moved right back in. It prefers to hang out with us.
September 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This wolf spider was being an awkward roommate a few days ago, running up and down the hall, ducking in and out between the bedrooms, bathroom and linen closet doors like a freshman in the dorms. I put it out on the patio but it moved right back in. It prefers to hang out with us.
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Hi Knitters! I'm looking for test knitters for my new Spare Rib sock pattern.
They're in dk with a garter rib leg, so they're a quick knit.
Deadline: Halloween (October 31st)
More information on Ravelry: www.ravelry.com/discuss/the-...
#testknit #sockknitting #knitsky #knitting #blueskyknitting
They're in dk with a garter rib leg, so they're a quick knit.
Deadline: Halloween (October 31st)
More information on Ravelry: www.ravelry.com/discuss/the-...
#testknit #sockknitting #knitsky #knitting #blueskyknitting
September 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hi Knitters! I'm looking for test knitters for my new Spare Rib sock pattern.
They're in dk with a garter rib leg, so they're a quick knit.
Deadline: Halloween (October 31st)
More information on Ravelry: www.ravelry.com/discuss/the-...
#testknit #sockknitting #knitsky #knitting #blueskyknitting
They're in dk with a garter rib leg, so they're a quick knit.
Deadline: Halloween (October 31st)
More information on Ravelry: www.ravelry.com/discuss/the-...
#testknit #sockknitting #knitsky #knitting #blueskyknitting
I gotta say, from certain sectors, the focus on autistic *kids* specifically, is creepy.
September 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I gotta say, from certain sectors, the focus on autistic *kids* specifically, is creepy.
I love the texture on the cover of this book. It's excellent
The texture is called “gritty matte!” The publisher was so cool about it too, they overnighted me a book they had recently published with it so I could touch it for approval. They were worried it might trigger my sensory sensitivity. But I loved it!
September 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I love the texture on the cover of this book. It's excellent
I'm reading Sour Candy and it's not very good. We're spending a lot of time figuring things out from no clues out in the hallway with the police detective right on day one, and not much time having actual plot, or building tension, or anything
September 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm reading Sour Candy and it's not very good. We're spending a lot of time figuring things out from no clues out in the hallway with the police detective right on day one, and not much time having actual plot, or building tension, or anything
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even if it's not me (though I am available and my rates are at ourbroadcastday.com), you should hire a trans person to edit your podcast. we are:
-affordable
-talented
-discerning when it comes to presentation and quality
-natural collaborators
-usually willing to jump in as a guest host if needed
-affordable
-talented
-discerning when it comes to presentation and quality
-natural collaborators
-usually willing to jump in as a guest host if needed
September 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
even if it's not me (though I am available and my rates are at ourbroadcastday.com), you should hire a trans person to edit your podcast. we are:
-affordable
-talented
-discerning when it comes to presentation and quality
-natural collaborators
-usually willing to jump in as a guest host if needed
-affordable
-talented
-discerning when it comes to presentation and quality
-natural collaborators
-usually willing to jump in as a guest host if needed
Concerned that my 1000-year-old dog is exhibiting sovcit red flags based on her behavior during baths
September 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Concerned that my 1000-year-old dog is exhibiting sovcit red flags based on her behavior during baths
I just want a pattern for a simple aran knit raglan cardigan that fits me well, and a hard-wearing high-quality yarn with good definition in saccharine pastel neons at a reasonable price
September 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I just want a pattern for a simple aran knit raglan cardigan that fits me well, and a hard-wearing high-quality yarn with good definition in saccharine pastel neons at a reasonable price
Today I heard a public high school English Interventionist suggest that a student looking for writing help should AI to generate example essay answers.
Then I heard her finding out that the student has better grasp on academic integrity and social ethics than her.
Where is the self respect?
Then I heard her finding out that the student has better grasp on academic integrity and social ethics than her.
Where is the self respect?
September 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Today I heard a public high school English Interventionist suggest that a student looking for writing help should AI to generate example essay answers.
Then I heard her finding out that the student has better grasp on academic integrity and social ethics than her.
Where is the self respect?
Then I heard her finding out that the student has better grasp on academic integrity and social ethics than her.
Where is the self respect?
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I love this so much
I FEEL IT IN MY BONES 😆
I FEEL IT IN MY BONES 😆
September 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I love this so much
I FEEL IT IN MY BONES 😆
I FEEL IT IN MY BONES 😆
This is a Hank Green hate account, I have never had the patience for that patronizing little bitch. Explain me the crack of my ass you misogynist crumpled up napkin
September 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This is a Hank Green hate account, I have never had the patience for that patronizing little bitch. Explain me the crack of my ass you misogynist crumpled up napkin
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Exactlyyyy. They cant charge us for doing magic!! The legal system is not designed to work that wayyy
September 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Exactlyyyy. They cant charge us for doing magic!! The legal system is not designed to work that wayyy