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I’m just me (they/them)
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i think everyone needs to stop framing whats going on as “bending the knee” and what’s really happening which is “they’re finally feel free to do what they’ve always wanted to do”
Bezos bends the knee. Pathetic.
February 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Everything I say either sounds like beautiful poetry or like a had a stroke recently
February 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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did the doctor from arrested development write this
Pope Francis passed another peaceful night in hospital, "got up and had breakfast in his armchair", the Vatican said Thursday, the day after reporting a slight improvement in his condition.
https://u.afp.com/SotH
February 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Me: look at my hobby output

Them: damn have you considered scaling this up to turn a profit, could be marketable

Me: delete contact
February 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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aliens just contacted me telepathically. turns out they're woke
February 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’m just done.
February 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Everything on my feed is 2 wolves inside me or succession I’m begging y’all to do something new please.
February 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Hey I’m trying not to be bad but there’s so many liberals here. It’s hard.
February 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
February 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Tbh Fellowship of the Ring is full camp
February 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
There’s something adorable about a man built like a Dwarf (fantasy not Disney)
February 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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[getting a raven at any time of day] who the hell would raven me right now
February 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Brennan lowkey giving Bjork this episode
February 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Teaching my straight friend gay lingo
February 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Me listening to Abracadabra all day
February 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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The bloodless response from congressional Ds to all of this is a pretty reminder of why they sucked at winning elections.
February 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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if you didn’t appreciate cowboy carter when it came out I better not see your ass in the queue for tickets
February 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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now available in pink + multiple color blasts!
February 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Do people just completely not remember anything this man has done…
Chris Brown is now a 2x #GRAMMYs  winner.
February 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Do you think the mandarin language or the mandarin orange came first?
February 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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June 28, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Timeline just filled with Canadians finally speaking out on hating America… like girl we get it but y’all didn’t have anything to say before this whole tariff thing?
February 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Good morning to Abracadabra by Lady Gaga q
February 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Clocking in at the Pretending This Job Matters factory.
February 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM