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Sal Currie
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📝 @ the national theatre school of canada. mostly on tiktok, @salemcurrie.
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Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
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December 9, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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I still think the dorkiest dweebiest people on earth are the people who say die hard is their fave Christmas movie like they’re expecting a reaction from you for it.
I get it, it takes place at Christmas and it goes boom and you’re a straight man.
December 7, 2024 at 12:30 PM
can’t wait to tell my kids that in this house, santa prefers a pbr 5.9
December 7, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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The pure, uncut decadence of watching a movie your spouse would hate when they are not home
December 6, 2024 at 12:56 AM
December 3, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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Van Gogh didn't start painting until his late 20s.
Leonard Cohen released his first album in his early 30s.
I will invent Quibi when I am approximately 38.

It's never too late to chase a dream <3
December 2, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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Gritty reboot of Jack and Jill

Ep1: Jack
Ep2: Jill
Ep3: the Hill
Ep4: the Pail of Water (1) (the thirst)
Ep5: the Pail of Water (2) (the well)
Ep6: the Fall
Ep7: Broken Crown
Ep8: Jill Falls
Ep9: After
December 2, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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Hunter 👍👍👍👍run free now
December 2, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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December 1, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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OINK AN’ CACKLES
December 1, 2024 at 12:32 PM
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i know we’re back to skinny culture bc im watching the netflix movie where the male love interest is a snowman come to life and they cast a man with like 5% body fat instead of a guy with a dad bod and round tum like SNOWMEN are supposed to have
December 1, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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He’s lived through 16 Christmases…. You’d think he would get used to the tree! #DogsOfBluesky #Bordercollie #Dogs
December 1, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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a sequel to MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) in which Sandra Bullock's FBI agent must pose as a cottage-core Welsh woman and enter the Great British Bake-Off to foil a terrorist plot
November 30, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Big Pharma is the only reason anyone still dies from HIV: “We have the means to eradicate AIDS as a threat to human life. Greed is keeping this from happening.”
Big Pharma Is the Only Reason Anyone Still Dies From HIV
We have the means to eradicate AIDS as a threat to human life. Greed is keeping this from happening.
newrepublic.com
November 30, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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Louder for the people in the back…

DO NOT BUY WHERE YOU WILL NOT BE HIRED📢
November 30, 2024 at 12:18 AM
caitlin currie @ the pig’s ear tavern
November 30, 2024 at 3:33 AM
we found a box of stuff from my childhood bedroom at my parent’s place. i fell asleep with this mf clutched in my baby fist from 0-5, and he sat in my bedside table until i moved out at 17. i thought he was gone forever. OH YOU THOUGHT?! JK IT’S TIME FOR THE RETURN OF THE KING, MF SQUEAKY BUNNY!!!!
November 28, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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drake assuming he’s bigger than he is despite mediocre work is classic canadian music industry syndrome
November 27, 2024 at 5:10 PM
i feel the same way abt father john misty that troy barnes feels about levar burton. is he my #1 artist every year??? absolutely. do i ever want to meet him? no way in fuckin hell
November 27, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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posting "Listen up, shitewhistles. Here's how you cook a Thanksgiving turkey without all the fuckery. Affix thy seatbelts and prepare for amazeballs." after cooking a thanksgiving turkey for the first time in my life that frankly was not very good
November 27, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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For anyone still in high school please do not let the wicked movie encourage you to get a degree in musical theater. Save your money move to a city with a healthy arts scene, take a class with a crazy teacher who would get fired from a traditional university, see shows, maybe-
November 27, 2024 at 3:02 PM
can’t stop thinking about if ray liotta lived to film the substance
November 27, 2024 at 1:55 AM
i did 7yrs of post secondary and never want to go back, so how do i become a librarian without having to go to school
November 26, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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when i worked at circle k we had to lock up the beers at night because they came to life once
November 26, 2024 at 2:45 AM