Yorick
@salamurai.bsky.social
stagnate, and die
Disclaimer: The number 1138 is stalking me.
Disclaimer: The number 1138 is stalking me.
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Yorick
@salamurai.bsky.social
· Jan 4
impeach the somnambulist already
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"Is there any tea on this spaceship?" he asked.
February 16, 2026 at 7:34 AM
"Is there any tea on this spaceship?" he asked.
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clickbait video title: WHY THE PROFESSOR NEVER FIXED THE MINNOW!
me, who's seen every "Gilligan's Island" episode multiple times: because he made a sealant that reacted with the hull paint and made the boards rubber, besides he's stranded with 2 beautiful young women who wants to leave
me, who's seen every "Gilligan's Island" episode multiple times: because he made a sealant that reacted with the hull paint and made the boards rubber, besides he's stranded with 2 beautiful young women who wants to leave
February 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
clickbait video title: WHY THE PROFESSOR NEVER FIXED THE MINNOW!
me, who's seen every "Gilligan's Island" episode multiple times: because he made a sealant that reacted with the hull paint and made the boards rubber, besides he's stranded with 2 beautiful young women who wants to leave
me, who's seen every "Gilligan's Island" episode multiple times: because he made a sealant that reacted with the hull paint and made the boards rubber, besides he's stranded with 2 beautiful young women who wants to leave
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hey everyone pls get the fuck off of X, the white supremacist site for white supremacists
We must speak plainly about the agenda Elon Musk & other MAGA leaders are pushing. It’s white nationalism.
There’s no room for Black, Hispanic/Latino, Asian, Native, Jewish or all other Americans in Musk’s monocultural vision.
Multiculturalism is superior. We can’t allow Musk & others to end it.
There’s no room for Black, Hispanic/Latino, Asian, Native, Jewish or all other Americans in Musk’s monocultural vision.
Multiculturalism is superior. We can’t allow Musk & others to end it.
February 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
hey everyone pls get the fuck off of X, the white supremacist site for white supremacists
Dropping all pretense, the Lucky charms marshmallows are now sold by themselves / no cereal.
Goddamn, Americans are fat and corrupt.
Goddamn, Americans are fat and corrupt.
February 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Dropping all pretense, the Lucky charms marshmallows are now sold by themselves / no cereal.
Goddamn, Americans are fat and corrupt.
Goddamn, Americans are fat and corrupt.
I saw the 1138 at least 5 times yesterday and it's already started in again today
February 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I saw the 1138 at least 5 times yesterday and it's already started in again today
February 15, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Marvel pronunciations
February 15, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Marvel pronunciations
"your feedback is important to us" well it isn't to me!
I wonder if they'd like it if i gave them some feedback from an amplifier
Stupid survey bullshit
I wonder if they'd like it if i gave them some feedback from an amplifier
Stupid survey bullshit
February 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
"your feedback is important to us" well it isn't to me!
I wonder if they'd like it if i gave them some feedback from an amplifier
Stupid survey bullshit
I wonder if they'd like it if i gave them some feedback from an amplifier
Stupid survey bullshit
I really like when i have freshly laundered sheets cos they're cosier, and cos my pillows get all puffed up from putting the cases back on
February 15, 2026 at 7:00 AM
I really like when i have freshly laundered sheets cos they're cosier, and cos my pillows get all puffed up from putting the cases back on
sigh. okay fine i'll go to bed
February 15, 2026 at 6:42 AM
sigh. okay fine i'll go to bed
is it still over
are we still through
since my phone still ain't ringing
I assume it still ain't you
#lyrics #RandyTravis
are we still through
since my phone still ain't ringing
I assume it still ain't you
#lyrics #RandyTravis
February 15, 2026 at 6:40 AM
is it still over
are we still through
since my phone still ain't ringing
I assume it still ain't you
#lyrics #RandyTravis
are we still through
since my phone still ain't ringing
I assume it still ain't you
#lyrics #RandyTravis
It's that romance day thing again so I am watching "His Girl Friday" (1940) which is about an escaped murderer, with a side plot of Cary Grant trying to get his ex-wife back. Comedy ensues.
If I can find it for free I'll likely follow up with "The Front Page" (1931) cos this is a reworking of that
If I can find it for free I'll likely follow up with "The Front Page" (1931) cos this is a reworking of that
February 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
It's that romance day thing again so I am watching "His Girl Friday" (1940) which is about an escaped murderer, with a side plot of Cary Grant trying to get his ex-wife back. Comedy ensues.
If I can find it for free I'll likely follow up with "The Front Page" (1931) cos this is a reworking of that
If I can find it for free I'll likely follow up with "The Front Page" (1931) cos this is a reworking of that
Tunnel of Love
February 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Tunnel of Love
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In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
February 14, 2026 at 1:49 AM
In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
the pickle finger of fate
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
the pickle finger of fate
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"Alice" (2009) is a TV movie/miniseries (orig 2 parts) updating of "Alice In Wonderland", reasonably decent with several name actors (Kathy Bates, Colm Meaney, Harry Dean Stanton, Tim Curry) in assorted antagonist roles, but what actually makes it worth seeing is Matt Frewer as the White Knight
February 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
"Alice" (2009) is a TV movie/miniseries (orig 2 parts) updating of "Alice In Wonderland", reasonably decent with several name actors (Kathy Bates, Colm Meaney, Harry Dean Stanton, Tim Curry) in assorted antagonist roles, but what actually makes it worth seeing is Matt Frewer as the White Knight
Alice in Thunderland
February 14, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Alice in Thunderland
my work day was slammin'. not in the pleasant way either.
came home intending to have pizza and watch a movie, but the TV is doing its "don't wanna" thing again. hopefully unplugging will continue to work to fix it.
came home intending to have pizza and watch a movie, but the TV is doing its "don't wanna" thing again. hopefully unplugging will continue to work to fix it.
February 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
my work day was slammin'. not in the pleasant way either.
came home intending to have pizza and watch a movie, but the TV is doing its "don't wanna" thing again. hopefully unplugging will continue to work to fix it.
came home intending to have pizza and watch a movie, but the TV is doing its "don't wanna" thing again. hopefully unplugging will continue to work to fix it.
February 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM