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Yorick
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stagnate, and die

Disclaimer: The number 1138 is stalking me.
careful what you kiss for
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
it's the next best thing to be
#lyrics #TheBeatles #JohnLennon
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i gotta get off this hellsite and go do more laundry, then see if I can keep dinner down (whatever dinner may be)
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I can only come up with two Thanksgiving movies: "Home for the Holidays" and "Planes Trains And Automobiles".

Any others?
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
what do we think the price of turkey will be next Friday? 50% off? 75?

I expect to be allowed leftovers from where I'm going Thurs but am trying to think ahead for what I'll be eating in December.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I kinda was thinking I'd shoot to be done with Supernatural Season 5 by Tuesday / before Thanksgiving but it's looking unlikely, cos tonight I'm watching Toy Story for its 30th and tomorrow it's the first Doctor Who serial "An Unearthly Child" (not currently on streaming, but I have the disc)
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
clam up, chowder
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Notice how we haven't heard anything about how that shithead tore down a third of the White House in a while

Last thing i got on that was, he's failing to pay the contractor, which is on-brand anyway
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Five
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Reminder that one of #Supernatural 's worst tropes is that female characters always die (mom, Jessica, Bela, Ellen, Jo, Rowena) including demons (Lilith, Meg, Ruby)
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
thinking back to when I would listen to so many podcasts and collect them like butterflies, carefully cataloging and organizing and then one day I broke the library file and six months worth got deleted because of it, and then I didn't care anymore haven't downloaded or played a single one since
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
how's my day goin'?
I didn't get up until 10 am, it's now 2pm and I've had to poop four times already with no clue as to how last night's dinner could possibly be making this happen cos It never has before.
I did manage to watch an hour of tv, have a shower, and do 1 load of laundry.
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
my freezer looks just like this! same shelf and position of that mystery round thing in the back.
except it has food in it instead of obvious human blood.
and the door opens the other way.
Also, tired of freezer jenga? Freeze anything liquidish flat on a baking sheet, then you can file it. Pasta sauce, soups, chili, etc. This is ~10L of pasta sauce.
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Slumber Sorority Slimeball Slaughter Session Part 5
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Here we go. #Supernatural season 5 ep 10 "Abandon All Hope": first appearance of the sexually fluid crossroads demon named Crowley (Mark Sheppard), current owner of The Colt

There's an absurd number of top-ten episodes in this season, and this is another one
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
don't you miss rockin' out?
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
who wants to donate a hundred bucks to the cause of my getting the new Beatles Anthology CD box set?
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
"of course it is", I said, having gotten up from my seat in front of the computer screen to go get some kind of snack, and seeing the clock on the wall and on the oven both showing 11:38

dammit
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
tonight's two episodes of #Supernatural S05 were:
ep 8 "Changing Channels" with the Trickster putting Sam & Dean onto assorted TV shows including a medical soap, a sitcom, a "CSI" knockoff, and finally "Knight Rider" -- then, when captured, admits to actually being Gabriel, Archangel of the Lord.
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Pasta mix box says "do not eat or play with uncooked product" and man do I wanna hear the story behind that lawsuit
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.

Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I hope you've been thinking long and hard about what you're thankful for, so you're prepared when the hunger trolls come next Thursday

You still have almost a week to get ready! Good luck and may Kaskakasianous bless thy leavings!
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM