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SaitoBatch
@saitobatch.bsky.social
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Just some semi lucky dude.

Full honesty, I'm just here to see and re-post naughty well drawn art. Also SFW and NSFW RP.

Hope that's cool.
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SaitoBatch @saitobatch.bsky.social · Nov 2
* New to RPing here
* Male character and writer
* Lewd/Non Lewd
* 18 and up ONLY
* Will Lewd Females, Futas, Femboys
* 50% Sub/50% Dom
* Some Serious, Mostly Crack/Light Hearted Themes
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ciil.bsky.social
1am delirious motivational comic from moi #comic
comic of seal being self conscious abt sucking but evil ominous aggro positive seal screams at her that actually its cooler to try and flop than not try and not flop. seal screams AT LEAST I DID IT BROOOO
October 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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my-random-name.bsky.social
AGAINST ME! YOU CAN T BE PUNK AN ALSO BE: RACIST SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC OR TRANSPHOBIC! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
October 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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tfkaminty.bsky.social
Impenetrable /r/twobestfriendsplay shitpost
September 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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tfkaminty.bsky.social
Pat beefing with a child
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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serageranium.bsky.social
@wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social
r/TwoBestFriendsPlay everywhere system
October 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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tfkaminty.bsky.social
SBFP on Trial
October 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
saitobatch.bsky.social
This probably means nothing to anyone else, but for those that played Bravely Second, this just reminds me of The Charioteer character.
September 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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serageranium.bsky.social
Highlight from reddit
Logic: 4 main characters in the game. Must select one to proceed. 1. Vex 2. Rafa 3. Amon 4. Harlowe You: Harlowe. Inland Empire: It does not escape your notice that this model has a resemblance to your podcast partner. 1. Ignore the look and proceed 2. Change to another character. 3. [Drama -Medium 10] Make a joke about it on stream before chat gets to. [Drama : Failed] With time of the essence, the first thing that comes to mind is also the only thing. You: I like my Woolie's male, thank you.... DAMAGED MORALE : -1 Volition: The words hit your ear too late to stop them before exiting the mouth, and to the audience in attendance. 1. Stop talking. You: Wow, no, that.... Composure [Trivial: Success] In your head, it felt odd. Out in the open, it was more so. You: That sounded even gayer than I thought it was going to in my head.
September 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
saitobatch.bsky.social
WMAC Masters.

I don't care that it was basically WWE but with Martial Arts, I wanted more.
weegee.bsky.social Kevin Smokler @weegee.bsky.social · Sep 12
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.

What's yours?
September 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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punkitt.bsky.social
had to draw this
Art of two girls, one with a faux-realistic-style combat suit with a muzzle and collar with a leash on, and the other in an anime-inspired zip-up suit with bright red hair and a yellow scarf flowing in the wind. The first stares ahead, hands out, with a dead, glassy look. She says "Me and my Mecha Unit are melded together like flesh. When I exit the womb of the angel of death I can feel the monster I am for a brief moment before the post-combat sedatives kick in. My limbs are too short. My flesh too weak. My body too malleable. I only feel at peace when I am in Her, gnashing my teeth at the chance to enter the ring of glory and come out victorious. It is a brutal, animalistic life, and yet how am I supposed to pass for anything resembling a human when I've been taught to be nothing but a hound with a thirst for blood?" The anime-inspired girl says "Golly! That sounds intense! Me and my robot have been best friends since I was five years old and our bond lets us punch aliens with giant energy beam fists."
September 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
this is the most positive press i’ve ever seen about this site & it feels nice knowing i could help contribute
ars TECHNICA NOTHIN' BUT BLUESKY Bluesky now platform of choice for dick joke community It's not just you. Survey says: "Twitter sucks now and all the cool 38 year olds are moving to Bluesky to fuck your mom" JENNIFER OUELLETTE - AUG 27, 2025 9:11 AM 128
August 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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chimeracoder.bsky.social
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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sonnyross.bsky.social
I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
A decorative illustration of flowers with the caption “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed hand with too many fingers
August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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murmurlilies.bsky.social
[2021] “The next phase is about to begin. Any further disruptions to the scenario will not be tolerated. Do you understand, Madame Director? Turn your back on this Consensus, and your ticket to salvation will be forfeit. Do NOT let your personal ambitions lead you astray."
a sequence of old concept images depicting my OCs Rosaline Belville and Daniel Briggs in a tense meeting with the enigmatic Manifold Consensus. the two stand in the middle of a circular courtroom as the elderly puppet masters look down on them from raised platforms. there is a mural beneath their feet which seems to depict the events of the Roar in a pseudo-religious context. Briggs breaks into a nervous sweat, but Belville remains unperturbed by the Manifold's stern warnings. a sequence of old concept images depicting my OCs Rosaline Belville and Daniel Briggs in a tense meeting with the enigmatic Manifold Consensus. the two stand in the middle of a circular courtroom as the elderly puppet masters look down on them from raised platforms. there is a mural beneath their feet which seems to depict the events of the Roar in a pseudo-religious context. Briggs breaks into a nervous sweat, but Belville remains unperturbed by the Manifold's stern warnings. a sequence of old concept images depicting my OCs Rosaline Belville and Daniel Briggs in a tense meeting with the enigmatic Manifold Consensus. the two stand in the middle of a circular courtroom as the elderly puppet masters look down on them from raised platforms. there is a mural beneath their feet which seems to depict the events of the Roar in a pseudo-religious context. Briggs breaks into a nervous sweat, but Belville remains unperturbed by the Manifold's stern warnings. a sequence of old concept images depicting my OCs Rosaline Belville and Daniel Briggs in a tense meeting with the enigmatic Manifold Consensus. the two stand in the middle of a circular courtroom as the elderly puppet masters look down on them from raised platforms. there is a mural beneath their feet which seems to depict the events of the Roar in a pseudo-religious context. Briggs breaks into a nervous sweat, but Belville remains unperturbed by the Manifold's stern warnings.
August 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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tomewing.bsky.social
Spider Man and Sauron meme YOU HAVE FULL CONTROL OF THE NARRATIVE! YOU COULD USE IT TO ADVANCE THE PLOT! vs BUT I DON'T WANT TO ADVANCE THE PLOT. I WANT THE CHARACTERS TO FUCK I am on Sauron’s side obvs
July 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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murray.senate.gov
Like if your name ISN’T in the Epstein files.

Repost if you think Trump should RELEASE THE FILES!
Exclusive | Justice Department Told Trump in May That His Name Is Among Many in the Epstein Files
Attorney General Pam Bondi told the president that the department also decided to not release more Jeffrey Epstein documents because of the presence of child pornography and the need to protect victim...
www.wsj.com
July 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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erinbiba.bsky.social
Screenshot from The Onion of a skeleton in a suit sitting behind a desk Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
June 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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alaskandawg.dognoises.dog
Please share this far and wide.
People are still posting with incorrect labels.

If you’re using graphic as a label - many of us are not seeing your content, as we have it blocked.
February 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
saitobatch.bsky.social
The real battle is if you're making a hetero ship, is it sexier for the monster to be female or the human?
beastsoul.bsky.social 🔱 𝔹𝔼𝔸𝕊𝕋 🔱 @MFF prep! @beastsoul.bsky.social · Oct 25
The only ship dynamic that 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚. 🖤

Monster X Human
June 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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johnxuandou.bsky.social
June 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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littlevmills.bsky.social
drums still work 👍
June 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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johnxuandou.bsky.social
There was a video I got recommended of someone speedrunning learning the flute and like fucking 2 minutes in the guy was like "I asked ChatGPT" so I immediately clicked dislike and closed the video, I don't know how anyone isn't deeply embarrassed to do this let alone announce it.
clareblackwood.bsky.social Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · Jun 20
"i asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" well I asked frodo baggins and he said "i wish none of this had happened"
June 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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clareblackwood.bsky.social
"i asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" well I asked frodo baggins and he said "i wish none of this had happened"
June 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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jandri.bsky.social
Eagle, Jaguar, Bear: GETTER ROBO (2021)
#jandriSFWart #getterrobo
Getter 1, looking threatening with a shredded cape and dual-wielding Getter Tomahawks Getter 2, striking a pose with their drill arm extended outward Getter 3, lifting off the ground and readying a pair of powerful fists
June 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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leftistlawyer.com
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting against Trump's war on Iran for Israel, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.
June 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM