saelkie
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saelkie
@saelkies.bsky.social
· Jan 19
no im not here from "tick tock". i actually find clocks repulsive
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look at that subtle color meanings. the tasteful thickness of the stripes. my God, it even has a symbol.
September 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
look at that subtle color meanings. the tasteful thickness of the stripes. my God, it even has a symbol.
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im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
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Criselda Vasquez (contemporary American artist)
"The New American Gothic," 2017
Oil on canvas
72 x 48 in
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
"The New American Gothic," 2017
Oil on canvas
72 x 48 in
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
October 28, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Criselda Vasquez (contemporary American artist)
"The New American Gothic," 2017
Oil on canvas
72 x 48 in
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
"The New American Gothic," 2017
Oil on canvas
72 x 48 in
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
21st century schizoid man is an insane album opener. for this first song we're just gonna go bat shit insane
October 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
21st century schizoid man is an insane album opener. for this first song we're just gonna go bat shit insane
I gambled my life savings on a single pea !
July 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I gambled my life savings on a single pea !
fat binch
June 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
fat binch
they don't like it when you dig.
in celebration of the Minecraft movie I have dug a square of dirt in my yard! more to come.
June 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
they don't like it when you dig.
in celebration of the Minecraft movie I have dug a square of dirt in my yard! more to come.
April 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
in celebration of the Minecraft movie I have dug a square of dirt in my yard! more to come.
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due to the 47% tariffs on madagascar, vanilla sex is discontinued until further notice
April 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
due to the 47% tariffs on madagascar, vanilla sex is discontinued until further notice
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From Mr. Cat’s Wonderful Surprise, written and illustrated by Mary Chalmers, 1961.
April 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
From Mr. Cat’s Wonderful Surprise, written and illustrated by Mary Chalmers, 1961.
that's what I'm Talking Bout
April 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
that's what I'm Talking Bout
what is Wrong with Him
April 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
what is Wrong with Him
fuck Yeah I got my Feets On
April 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
fuck Yeah I got my Feets On
high as fuuUuuck eating ants straight out the Tube
February 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
high as fuuUuuck eating ants straight out the Tube
life is a giant clock and we are all trapped in it
February 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
life is a giant clock and we are all trapped in it
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i love when I pour my drink in ice and it begins whispering sweet nothings
January 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i love when I pour my drink in ice and it begins whispering sweet nothings
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Every time I see the word “balaclava,” I think it’s “baklava” and then all I want is pastry with honey syrup and walnuts.
January 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Every time I see the word “balaclava,” I think it’s “baklava” and then all I want is pastry with honey syrup and walnuts.
i love when I pour my drink in ice and it begins whispering sweet nothings
January 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i love when I pour my drink in ice and it begins whispering sweet nothings
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you all hear about this Zero Gap Promise?
January 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
you all hear about this Zero Gap Promise?
high as fuuUuuck in boogietown
January 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
high as fuuUuuck in boogietown
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Earth Explodes
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