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Ryan Thomas Johnson
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Composer, musician, lots of third grade potential
Oh, look. Mike Johnson is suddenly tired of being on vacation.
House members should start returning to Washington 'right now,' Johnson says
House members should start returning to Washington ‘right now,’ Johnson says
The speaker said President Donald Trump is “very anxious” to reopen the government. Speaker Mike Johnson urged House members Monday to start returning to Capitol Hill “right now” as the chamber prepares to vote on a funding package that would end the 41-day government shutdown. The Senate has yet to provide final sign-off on the legislation, but the success of a procedural vote Sunday was a firm signal it is on track to pass this week. House members are on a 36-hour notice to return to the Capitol, but Johnson noted the ongoing air travel disruptions due to the shutdown as he recommended members begin making their way to Washington. Johnson added he would officially call members back to the Capitol “at the very moment” the Senate passes the package, which will provide full-year funding for food aid, farm and veterans programs and congressional operations, while extending funding for most other federal departments and agencies through Jan. 30. Johnson, who made the rare decision to keep the House out of session for more than 50 days in a bid to convince Senate Democrats to fold, declared victory in the shutdown during a Monday morning appearance. He left without taking questions but later told reporters in the hallway that “I think we will” have the votes to pass the package in the House. Johnson told reporters at his prior appearance that President Donald Trump was “very anxious” to reopen the government, suggesting he would ensure fellow Republicans fall in line. “As recently as last night, I was with him, and he told the press, he said, ‘We want to get the government open,’” he said. Lead Art: House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) speaks alongside other House Republicans during a press conference outside the U.S. Capitol on the 36th day of a government shutdown, Nov. 5, 2025. | Francis Chung/POLITICO
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November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Friends and lovers, I'm gearing up to release some new artsy music. All vocals. No words. Enjoy a first look/listen. #experimentalmusic #newmusic #newart youtu.be/iq_DQjx71Ok?...
Pulsus Bagnio by Ryan Thomas Johnson
YouTube video by Ryan Thomas Johnson - Composer, musician, etc.
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November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
He looked at an exec collapsing in front of him like it happens all the time.
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Yo, it's my birthday! 🥳

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November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Don't bother looking up. Not what I thought AT ALL.
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Thanks for voting like Bluesky users, everybody!
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
It's Tuesday and I'm appreciating the AP's ability to write a no bullshit obituary.
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?

TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is

O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.

TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
For those complaining that the poors should never eat a cookie.
With SNAP on the verge of running out of money, a critical reminder that people who rely on food stamps make far healthier grocery choices than most of us do.
People on food stamps make healthier grocery decisions than most of us
Which is why we shouldn't tell them what to buy.
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October 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hats off to the Korean chef who got high and watched 9 hours of Nickelodeon to prep this menu.
South Korea gave Trump a literal crown and mini beef patties with ketchup hahahaha
the ketchup banchan is fucking destroying me
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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From the future book "The American Century of Humiliation," the page dedicated to October 29th 2025
October 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Under Trump, the draconian future of homelessness policy is coming into focus: mass internment. Utah is building a 16-acre site to detain up to 1,300 homeless people inside locked "accountability centers." This is profoundly alarming.

Vital reporting from @ellenbarry.bsky.social and Jason DeParle:
In Utah, Trump’s Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape
www.nytimes.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Cool.
October 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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specific maguffin aside ("TEH AUTOPEN") what they are doing here is laying the groundwork for undoing a previous president's orders due to mental incapacitation and we'll see how that bold strategy eventually works out for them I guess
Mike Johnson: "Every executive action signed by the autopen without written authorization should be voided ... including all the pardons that he signed."
October 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'm building a swimming pool at my house, headquarters for the nonprofit Johnson Jacuzzi Impact Fund where we do meaningful work for needy bikini models. It will cost $300M and take 25 years to build. If any corporations are interested in claiming a loss this year...
October 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Among the range of right-wing slop news sites who joined the Pentagon press corps this week is Infowars, the conspiracy website run by Alex Jones. Breanna Morello, who said she left "Fox Corp over the Covid mandate," will be representing the group.
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Carny working the Super Slide wearing a Brazzers cap, you're the mascot of your profession.
October 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Time Traveler from 2025: What is this? 2005? In 20 years, your political leanings will be signified by which frog you identify with!

2025 guy: Whu...?

Time Traveler: No time to explain! I have to get tarps to shield protesters from President Trump's poop jet!
October 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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can i get an lol
There’s a right wing protest happening about 200 yards away. It’s a bit more sparsely attended.
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Facebook thought today would be a really good day to only show me friends' posts from two weeks ago. #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I got antifa all over me! #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I got antifa all over me! #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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DAILY MEMO: ICE Rips Mom From Her Infant, Takes U.S. Citizens and Parents After School Drop-off, and Assaults Worker with a Taser 🧵 2 parts

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October 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You're either mourning D'Angelo or Ace Frehley. If it's both, I consider you a unicorn.
October 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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We were actually getting somewhere, too. 😞

@sbmitche.bsky.social
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October 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM