Ryan Thomas Johnson
@rythojo.bsky.social
Composer, musician, lots of third grade potential
Don't bother looking up. Not what I thought AT ALL.
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Don't bother looking up. Not what I thought AT ALL.
Work stuff. Suiting up this young man for retirement.
September 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Work stuff. Suiting up this young man for retirement.
The anti-fluoride sticker is the icing on the crazy cake.
September 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The anti-fluoride sticker is the icing on the crazy cake.
Why is Karen Bass trying to retire?
September 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Why is Karen Bass trying to retire?
Obligatory rehearsal pic of upcoming entertaining music project.
September 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Obligatory rehearsal pic of upcoming entertaining music project.
She flew too close to the sun...
August 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
She flew too close to the sun...
Are you in Canoga Park?
July 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Are you in Canoga Park?
The pot is begging for the kettle's attention.
July 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The pot is begging for the kettle's attention.
One of me musick bands - Hell Money. We play a couple songs tomorrow night at Theatre of Note in Hollywood at 9:15. Bee thar!
June 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
One of me musick bands - Hell Money. We play a couple songs tomorrow night at Theatre of Note in Hollywood at 9:15. Bee thar!
Guys, we've got to stop making fun of Boomers. There were a ton out today. #WoodlandHills #NoKingsDay
June 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Guys, we've got to stop making fun of Boomers. There were a ton out today. #WoodlandHills #NoKingsDay
This is me in a grocery store wondering what Selena Gomez tastes like in a legitimately non-pervy way.
June 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
This is me in a grocery store wondering what Selena Gomez tastes like in a legitimately non-pervy way.
But this is literally the next thing I see.
June 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
But this is literally the next thing I see.
Living in Los Angeles means neighbors gifting you lemons from their yard with a couple Criminal Minds cookies.
May 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Living in Los Angeles means neighbors gifting you lemons from their yard with a couple Criminal Minds cookies.
Did...Did the US and China just get Parent Trapped?
May 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Did...Did the US and China just get Parent Trapped?
Why is this a particular concern, car in front of me?
May 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Why is this a particular concern, car in front of me?
Tonight's perch.
April 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Tonight's perch.
Taking jobs back from penguins.
April 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Taking jobs back from penguins.
I'm not amazed when a young person sits at the helm of the far right. I could have led a moron army as 19. Show me a 29 y.o. who runs the IMF and I'll be impressed.
April 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I'm not amazed when a young person sits at the helm of the far right. I could have led a moron army as 19. Show me a 29 y.o. who runs the IMF and I'll be impressed.
