Ryan Zeinert
@ryanzeinert.bsky.social
America’s last living blogger.
theCDP.net
theCDP.net
Less than a decade ago this dude was bagging groceries. He’s the living embodiment of the American Dream and that shit ruled. #BadBunny #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Less than a decade ago this dude was bagging groceries. He’s the living embodiment of the American Dream and that shit ruled. #BadBunny #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Shoutout Sleigh Bells getting a song in a #SuperBowl spot.
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Shoutout Sleigh Bells getting a song in a #SuperBowl spot.
Reposted by Ryan Zeinert
Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
February 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
Really enjoyed ‘Secret Mall Apartment.’ I was aware of the story but worried I was going to find the responsible group of artists insufferable (they usually are). These were much more in the “Cool People Doing Cool Shit” category.
February 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Really enjoyed ‘Secret Mall Apartment.’ I was aware of the story but worried I was going to find the responsible group of artists insufferable (they usually are). These were much more in the “Cool People Doing Cool Shit” category.
Projected on the Wisconsin state capitol (taken from r/madisonwi).
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Projected on the Wisconsin state capitol (taken from r/madisonwi).
Permanent Revolution.
Permanent revolution - Wikipedia
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January 27, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Permanent Revolution.
Wistfully bumping 2 Live Crew following Miami’s championship loss.
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Wistfully bumping 2 Live Crew following Miami’s championship loss.
Kenny Omega making an Antiques Roadshow appearance.
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Kenny Omega making an Antiques Roadshow appearance.
Reposted by Ryan Zeinert
I wrote a thing about Hiroshi Tanahashi and Kazuchika Okada and This World We Live In. I dunno if it's good or whatever, but maybe you'll dig it and share it a bit? #NJPW 🤼
heart-punch.ghost.io/hiroshi-tana...
heart-punch.ghost.io/hiroshi-tana...
Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Kazuchika Okada, Wrestle Kingdom 20, 1.4.26: Just Breathe
You can't be your best anything if you can't get any rest. You can't get any rest if you can't take in a full breath. On Kazuchika Okada, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Jeff Rosenstock, and me.
heart-punch.ghost.io
January 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I wrote a thing about Hiroshi Tanahashi and Kazuchika Okada and This World We Live In. I dunno if it's good or whatever, but maybe you'll dig it and share it a bit? #NJPW 🤼
heart-punch.ghost.io/hiroshi-tana...
heart-punch.ghost.io/hiroshi-tana...
My biggest life change so far in 2026 has been getting the Cheesy Bean + Rice Burrito instead of the Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
My biggest life change so far in 2026 has been getting the Cheesy Bean + Rice Burrito instead of the Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
I’m a little worried about Will moving to Milwaukee in 1990 because I’m afraid he’ll be killed and eaten by Jeffrey Dahmer. #StrangerThings
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I’m a little worried about Will moving to Milwaukee in 1990 because I’m afraid he’ll be killed and eaten by Jeffrey Dahmer. #StrangerThings
Shout out Ted Wheeler; a real one to the end. #StrangerThings
January 1, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Shout out Ted Wheeler; a real one to the end. #StrangerThings
I was physically inside of a Starbucks and Walgreens today, and it’s very apparent we’ve lost some type of war.
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I was physically inside of a Starbucks and Walgreens today, and it’s very apparent we’ve lost some type of war.
2025 Mixtape Vol.2
BILLION DOLLAR QUESTION
open.spotify.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
2025 Mixtape Vol.2
2025 Mixtape Vol.1:
I HEARD IT'S A MESS THERE TOO
open.spotify.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
2025 Mixtape Vol.1:
Top 50 Albums of 2025:
50 - Chat Pile & Hayden Pedigo - In The Earth Again
49 - Ash - Ad Astra
48 - Cheem - Power Move
47 - White Reaper - Only Slightly Empty
46 - Doja Cat - Vie
50 - Chat Pile & Hayden Pedigo - In The Earth Again
49 - Ash - Ad Astra
48 - Cheem - Power Move
47 - White Reaper - Only Slightly Empty
46 - Doja Cat - Vie
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Top 50 Albums of 2025:
50 - Chat Pile & Hayden Pedigo - In The Earth Again
49 - Ash - Ad Astra
48 - Cheem - Power Move
47 - White Reaper - Only Slightly Empty
46 - Doja Cat - Vie
50 - Chat Pile & Hayden Pedigo - In The Earth Again
49 - Ash - Ad Astra
48 - Cheem - Power Move
47 - White Reaper - Only Slightly Empty
46 - Doja Cat - Vie
Geese (band): Not great
Geese (animal): Also not great
Geese (animal): Also not great
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Geese (band): Not great
Geese (animal): Also not great
Geese (animal): Also not great
My wife laugh-reacted to a text but she’s sitting right next to me and didn’t laugh at all. She’s completely and utterly full of crap.
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My wife laugh-reacted to a text but she’s sitting right next to me and didn’t laugh at all. She’s completely and utterly full of crap.
My 2026 resolution is to stop laughing
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My 2026 resolution is to stop laughing
My Spotify Top 5 Artists:
Hootin’ Jim & the Waddlers
Shit Factory
(h)onk
PLOP GOBLIN
Dale Earnhardt III
Hootin’ Jim & the Waddlers
Shit Factory
(h)onk
PLOP GOBLIN
Dale Earnhardt III
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My Spotify Top 5 Artists:
Hootin’ Jim & the Waddlers
Shit Factory
(h)onk
PLOP GOBLIN
Dale Earnhardt III
Hootin’ Jim & the Waddlers
Shit Factory
(h)onk
PLOP GOBLIN
Dale Earnhardt III
If I finished Jeopardy in the red and couldn’t play Final, you wouldn’t be able to drag me back out for the credits at gunpoint.
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If I finished Jeopardy in the red and couldn’t play Final, you wouldn’t be able to drag me back out for the credits at gunpoint.
7up is the Uncola.
RC is the Unc Cola.
RC is the Unc Cola.
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
7up is the Uncola.
RC is the Unc Cola.
RC is the Unc Cola.
#WWE is 0/2 on PLEs since they got the #ESPN bag. #SurvivorSeries was one of the most meager and horribly-paced shows they’ve done in years.
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
#WWE is 0/2 on PLEs since they got the #ESPN bag. #SurvivorSeries was one of the most meager and horribly-paced shows they’ve done in years.