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Ryan Zeinert
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America’s last living blogger.
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Less than a decade ago this dude was bagging groceries. He’s the living embodiment of the American Dream and that shit ruled. #BadBunny #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Shoutout Sleigh Bells getting a song in a #SuperBowl spot.
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Reposted by Ryan Zeinert
February 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Really enjoyed ‘Secret Mall Apartment.’ I was aware of the story but worried I was going to find the responsible group of artists insufferable (they usually are). These were much more in the “Cool People Doing Cool Shit” category.
February 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Projected on the Wisconsin state capitol (taken from r/madisonwi).
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Permanent Revolution.
Permanent revolution - Wikipedia
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January 27, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Wistfully bumping 2 Live Crew following Miami’s championship loss.
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Kenny Omega making an Antiques Roadshow appearance.
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Reposted by Ryan Zeinert
I wrote a thing about Hiroshi Tanahashi and Kazuchika Okada and This World We Live In. I dunno if it's good or whatever, but maybe you'll dig it and share it a bit? #NJPW 🤼

heart-punch.ghost.io/hiroshi-tana...
Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Kazuchika Okada, Wrestle Kingdom 20, 1.4.26: Just Breathe
You can't be your best anything if you can't get any rest. You can't get any rest if you can't take in a full breath. On Kazuchika Okada, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Jeff Rosenstock, and me.
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January 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
My biggest life change so far in 2026 has been getting the Cheesy Bean + Rice Burrito instead of the Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I’m a little worried about Will moving to Milwaukee in 1990 because I’m afraid he’ll be killed and eaten by Jeffrey Dahmer. #StrangerThings
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Shout out Ted Wheeler; a real one to the end. #StrangerThings
January 1, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I was physically inside of a Starbucks and Walgreens today, and it’s very apparent we’ve lost some type of war.
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
2025 Mixtape Vol.2
BILLION DOLLAR QUESTION
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December 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
2025 Mixtape Vol.1:
I HEARD IT'S A MESS THERE TOO
open.spotify.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Top 50 Albums of 2025:

50 - Chat Pile & Hayden Pedigo - In The Earth Again
49 - Ash - Ad Astra
48 - Cheem - Power Move
47 - White Reaper - Only Slightly Empty
46 - Doja Cat - Vie
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Geese (band): Not great
Geese (animal): Also not great
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My wife laugh-reacted to a text but she’s sitting right next to me and didn’t laugh at all. She’s completely and utterly full of crap.
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My 2026 resolution is to stop laughing
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My Spotify Top 5 Artists:

Hootin’ Jim & the Waddlers
Shit Factory
(h)onk
PLOP GOBLIN
Dale Earnhardt III
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If I finished Jeopardy in the red and couldn’t play Final, you wouldn’t be able to drag me back out for the credits at gunpoint.
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
7up is the Uncola.
RC is the Unc Cola.
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
#WWE is 0/2 on PLEs since they got the #ESPN bag. #SurvivorSeries was one of the most meager and horribly-paced shows they’ve done in years.
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM