Ryan Zeinert
@ryanzeinert.bsky.social
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Ryan Zeinert
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· Jul 9
*The Go-Go’s tour bus breaks down somewhere in California*
“Where are we?”
“I think Yorba Linda.”
“Of course I’m Belinda; what city are we in?”
“Where are we?”
“I think Yorba Linda.”
“Of course I’m Belinda; what city are we in?”
oh when you do it it’s a “smell tour” but when i do it it’s “huffing inhalants”
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
oh when you do it it’s a “smell tour” but when i do it it’s “huffing inhalants”
happy nut shave november 🪒
November 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
happy nut shave november 🪒
I love when a baseball player breaks a record from 150 years ago because it’s always like “Freddie Freeman just bumped Ole’ Hootie McPickleshitter III down to the number two spot.” #WorldSeries
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I love when a baseball player breaks a record from 150 years ago because it’s always like “Freddie Freeman just bumped Ole’ Hootie McPickleshitter III down to the number two spot.” #WorldSeries
We made it to 18, which means Drake just turned his TV off. #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
We made it to 18, which means Drake just turned his TV off. #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
If this goes to the 14th Mary Hart gets to pitch. #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
If this goes to the 14th Mary Hart gets to pitch. #WorldSeries
I’m a cuck for complicated board games. I don’t want to play; just put me in a chair in the corner and let me watch.
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m a cuck for complicated board games. I don’t want to play; just put me in a chair in the corner and let me watch.
Congrats to the Dodgers. Another very cool victory for unregulated Capitalism. 👍 #BrewersIn7
October 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Congrats to the Dodgers. Another very cool victory for unregulated Capitalism. 👍 #BrewersIn7
The unmitigated temerity to request a read receipt.
September 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The unmitigated temerity to request a read receipt.
“Brock is here, Hulk is dead, call me back.” #WWE #SummerSlam
August 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“Brock is here, Hulk is dead, call me back.” #WWE #SummerSlam
How many times is my wife going to watch ‘Threads’ before I call for an intervention?
July 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How many times is my wife going to watch ‘Threads’ before I call for an intervention?
I don’t think HHH is getting it. We don’t want #WWEEvolution in the name of equality. We want it because we want it.
July 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I don’t think HHH is getting it. We don’t want #WWEEvolution in the name of equality. We want it because we want it.
Moons(ault) Over My Mami. #WWEEvolution
July 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Moons(ault) Over My Mami. #WWEEvolution
I think I finally got my wife into 311. Very big day for me.
July 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I think I finally got my wife into 311. Very big day for me.
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NEW: An inspiring moment of self-realization in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia as CM Punk courageously aligns himself with a visionary government that criminalizes being gay and occasionally kills its critics www.postwrestling.com/2025/06/30/o...
Opinion | From defiance to dignity: CM Punk's redemptive turn toward nihilism
An inspiring moment of self-realization as CM Punk courageously aligns himself with a visionary government that criminalizes gay people and occasionally kills its critics
www.postwrestling.com
June 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
NEW: An inspiring moment of self-realization in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia as CM Punk courageously aligns himself with a visionary government that criminalizes being gay and occasionally kills its critics www.postwrestling.com/2025/06/30/o...
i ain’t opening that
June 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i ain’t opening that
No particular order. Honorable Mentions to Drive, Guardians of the Galaxy, Dawson City: Frozen Time, The Dark Knight, Collateral, The Ring (2002), Cloverfield and Bowling for Columbine.
June 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
No particular order. Honorable Mentions to Drive, Guardians of the Galaxy, Dawson City: Frozen Time, The Dark Knight, Collateral, The Ring (2002), Cloverfield and Bowling for Columbine.
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Wrote about why there will never be another podcast quite like "WTF with Marc Maron."
Gift link so everyone can read it!
Gift link so everyone can read it!
There Will Never Be Another "WTF With Marc Maron" | Defector
I heard Marc Maron announce he was ending his podcast the way that I imagine he’d’ve wanted me to—while walking through my neighborhood in Los Angeles, through wired headphones, just a little too hopp...
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June 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Wrote about why there will never be another podcast quite like "WTF with Marc Maron."
Gift link so everyone can read it!
Gift link so everyone can read it!
Potato salad hits different on a paper plate with a plastic fork.
May 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Potato salad hits different on a paper plate with a plastic fork.
If someone compliments me, I still secretly think my mom told them to (I’m 43).
May 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If someone compliments me, I still secretly think my mom told them to (I’m 43).
Weezer plays the grand opening or we riot.
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March 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Weezer plays the grand opening or we riot.
@smokingpopesmusic.bsky.social Sufjan Stevens never got around to writing his Wisconsin album. But with “Fox River Dream,” “Madison,” “Racine” and “Welcome to Janesville,” the Popes are already halfway there. This lifelong Wisconsinite appreciates you. 😀👍🩷
March 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
@smokingpopesmusic.bsky.social Sufjan Stevens never got around to writing his Wisconsin album. But with “Fox River Dream,” “Madison,” “Racine” and “Welcome to Janesville,” the Popes are already halfway there. This lifelong Wisconsinite appreciates you. 😀👍🩷
@hotshotrobot.bsky.social Allow me to be one of many people (I’m guessing) asking that you watch Monday night’s Daily Show opening.
March 4, 2025 at 8:00 AM
@hotshotrobot.bsky.social Allow me to be one of many people (I’m guessing) asking that you watch Monday night’s Daily Show opening.