Ryan Zeinert
@ryanzeinert.bsky.social
America’s last living blogger.
theCDP.net
theCDP.net
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
“Brock is here, Hulk is dead, call me back.” #WWE #SummerSlam
August 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“Brock is here, Hulk is dead, call me back.” #WWE #SummerSlam
i ain’t opening that
June 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i ain’t opening that
No particular order. Honorable Mentions to Drive, Guardians of the Galaxy, Dawson City: Frozen Time, The Dark Knight, Collateral, The Ring (2002), Cloverfield and Bowling for Columbine.
June 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
No particular order. Honorable Mentions to Drive, Guardians of the Galaxy, Dawson City: Frozen Time, The Dark Knight, Collateral, The Ring (2002), Cloverfield and Bowling for Columbine.
how we doin on breadsticks over here #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
how we doin on breadsticks over here #SuperBowl
Nate: “Do you think Danny Smith can fit some more gum in his mouth?”
Ian: “I hear he’s switched to Dubble Bubble.”
J.J.: “That’s a tough chew, Ian.”
#KCvsPIT #NFLonNetflix
Ian: “I hear he’s switched to Dubble Bubble.”
J.J.: “That’s a tough chew, Ian.”
#KCvsPIT #NFLonNetflix
December 25, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Nate: “Do you think Danny Smith can fit some more gum in his mouth?”
Ian: “I hear he’s switched to Dubble Bubble.”
J.J.: “That’s a tough chew, Ian.”
#KCvsPIT #NFLonNetflix
Ian: “I hear he’s switched to Dubble Bubble.”
J.J.: “That’s a tough chew, Ian.”
#KCvsPIT #NFLonNetflix
Happy 10th Anniversary to GuacPass. 🥑
November 25, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Happy 10th Anniversary to GuacPass. 🥑
Enjoy October while it’s here.
October 28, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Enjoy October while it’s here.
MIDWESTHETIC at Gamma Ray. Come in with me! 🫴
September 14, 2024 at 11:53 PM
MIDWESTHETIC at Gamma Ray. Come in with me! 🫴
Worth the 50 bucks alone. #AEWDynasty 🤼♂️
April 22, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Worth the 50 bucks alone. #AEWDynasty 🤼♂️
Stevie Wonder: “We should put a Swahili verse in ‘We Are The World.’”
Waylon Jennings:
Waylon Jennings:
February 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Stevie Wonder: “We should put a Swahili verse in ‘We Are The World.’”
Waylon Jennings:
Waylon Jennings:
On this day in 2015, Jimmy the Groundhog bit the Mayor of Sun Prairie (my city) on live television. It ruled.
February 2, 2024 at 2:20 PM
On this day in 2015, Jimmy the Groundhog bit the Mayor of Sun Prairie (my city) on live television. It ruled.
Bring back both Blockbuster Bowls, buddy.
December 23, 2023 at 9:53 PM
Bring back both Blockbuster Bowls, buddy.
Parachute didn’t open.
December 19, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Parachute didn’t open.
These people will do anything for TV time.
December 14, 2023 at 6:40 PM
These people will do anything for TV time.
🎶A shotta’ bruschotti
At Lou Malnati’s
With the Illuminati Hotties
On a Squatty Potty🎶
At Lou Malnati’s
With the Illuminati Hotties
On a Squatty Potty🎶
October 12, 2023 at 9:12 PM
🎶A shotta’ bruschotti
At Lou Malnati’s
With the Illuminati Hotties
On a Squatty Potty🎶
At Lou Malnati’s
With the Illuminati Hotties
On a Squatty Potty🎶