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Ryan 🏳️‍🌈
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Level 3️⃣9️⃣ Gay 🏳️‍🌈 ADHD Neurodivergent ♾️ SE London 🇬🇧 partnered 👬

Having a mid gay crisis 💁‍♂️
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A lot of racists in UK media & politics are currently limbering up to hold Donald Trump to an infinitely lower moral standard than they did Gary Lineker.
Starting with Farage, inevitably…
February 7, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Let’s just gather up all these cretins and put them on a raft in the North Sea 🙃
New on FT website:

Downing Street has refused to say whether Sir Keir Starmer knew Palantir was a client of Peter Mandelson’s lobbying firm when they both visited the company in Washington last February — ahead of it winning a £240mn UK government contract.

www.ft.com/content/5bba...
Starmer faces questions over visit to Palantir office alongside Mandelson
Former ambassador was also shareholder in lobbying group that counted US tech firm as a client
www.ft.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Good morning! Happy Saturday! I threw a temper tantrum all by myself last night because I didn’t recognise I was fucking exhausted 💁‍♂️ and 3 pints hit me like a truck but at least I slept! 😂😂
February 7, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I did a thing! I need a lie down now please
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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Peter Mandelson's so dodgy he's been approached to work for FIFA
February 5, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Good morning! Happy #FCF 🙌
Sunrise is now 30 min earlier and sunset is over an hour later since the solstice! Yayyy
February 6, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Decided to have a very long hot bath and it’s the best decision I’ve made so far today
February 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Good morning! Happy humpday 🍑 after my leg day yesterday my humps are feeling a little sore 🥲
Is anyone any good at massages?
February 4, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Using ChatGPT to create a strength workout plan for me… these machines are going to kill us 💀
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Sunday nights mean one thing… baths! And now that is February, wine too 🍷
February 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Does this make me a “metrosexual”? Or… am I just a faguette? 😂😂
February 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Good morning you sexy nerds. Happy Sunday! (Don’t panic. It’s decaf!)
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 AM
THIS!!!
Gays, theys and allies 2026 challenge: stop going to Dubai
February 1, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Nooooooo 😭😭😭😭
a woman in a black dress is smiling with #schitts creek written in the corner
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January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Reform seem to have been charging people £125 to put themselves up as potential Gorton and Denton parliamentary Candidates:

Applications closed Sunday.

When did they select Goodwin?
January 28, 2026 at 8:19 AM
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Please spread this far and wide, as stories don't get much bigger than this. When the government blocks even the intelligence services from telling us we're heading for environmental catastrophe, you know we have a problem. A very big problem.
Thank you.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The UK government didn't want you to see this report on ecosystem collapse. I'm not surprised | George Monbiot
It took an FOI request to bring this national security assessment to light. For ‘doomsayers’ like us, it is the ultimate vindication, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Apparently #sleephygiene is a real thing… I really need to be good tonight and stay off my phone before bed 🫩
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January 27, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Good morning! My earphones decided to die last night so I’m commuting to work and I’m feeling a little overwhelmed 😵‍💫 thoughts and prayers please!
a man in a black sweater says it 's too much in front of a window
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January 26, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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I am disappointed by today’s NEC decision and concerned about its potential impact on the important elections ahead of us.

To whoever becomes Labour’s candidate and to our members in Manchester and Tameside: you will have my full support in this fight and I will be there whenever you need me.

1/2
January 25, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Sunday night workout so I can enjoy the upcoming bath even more 🙌
January 25, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Good morning! Happy Sunday! I hope you all had wonderful dreams last night 😋
January 25, 2026 at 8:03 AM
My gay powers were fully restored yesterday (no you can’t see, I don’t like my own face 🙈) and today I get to treat myself to some new clothes. It’s been desperately needed!
January 24, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I’m not sure how long this will last but I really enjoy the feeling! Tomorrow is a ‘strength’ day 🏋️‍♀️
January 19, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m regretting this decision 😭
Having my Sunday bath on a Saturday to give myself some excitement
January 18, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Having my Sunday bath on a Saturday to give myself some excitement
January 17, 2026 at 7:21 PM