Ryan
@ryandstout.bsky.social
Had that been a gender reveal party and a rodeo clown spraying something at them, in Minneapolis what would probably happen is everyone would start doing the chicken dance
Ron Johnson on Ilhan Omar getting attacked: "Let's talk about how crazy this is. Had that been a Republican member of Congress and an illegal immigrant spraying something at them, in Minneapolis what would probably happen is they would release that illegal immigrant."
January 28, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Had that been a gender reveal party and a rodeo clown spraying something at them, in Minneapolis what would probably happen is everyone would start doing the chicken dance
The only thing that stops a guy with a bad gun is a guy with a good gun
From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
January 25, 2026 at 7:53 PM
The only thing that stops a guy with a bad gun is a guy with a good gun
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Ain't no rule says a US President can't rename it "The Donald J. Trump and Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela"
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Ain't no rule says a US President can't rename it "The Donald J. Trump and Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela"
The Cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Leon?
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The Cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Leon?
Reposted by Ryan
Every time I see "MS NOW" I picture the pimp in 12 Monkeys saying saying "You listen to me, Little Ms. Now"
December 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Every time I see "MS NOW" I picture the pimp in 12 Monkeys saying saying "You listen to me, Little Ms. Now"
An accidental Picard for @tammygolden.bsky.social
Who wore it better?
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
An accidental Picard for @tammygolden.bsky.social
Just finished the first season of Paradise, went in blind just knowing it was about "A Secret Service agent investigates the murder of a former president"
First episode ended with a "Wait, what?"
Writing/acting/directing all great, looking forward to season 2
First episode ended with a "Wait, what?"
Writing/acting/directing all great, looking forward to season 2
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Just finished the first season of Paradise, went in blind just knowing it was about "A Secret Service agent investigates the murder of a former president"
First episode ended with a "Wait, what?"
Writing/acting/directing all great, looking forward to season 2
First episode ended with a "Wait, what?"
Writing/acting/directing all great, looking forward to season 2
Sales nomenclature that should be normalized:
BOGO - Buy One, Get One
BOGOHO - Buy One, Get One Half Off
BOOGOO - Buy 2, Get 2 (Buy One + One, Get One + One)
BOGO - Buy One, Get One
BOGOHO - Buy One, Get One Half Off
BOOGOO - Buy 2, Get 2 (Buy One + One, Get One + One)
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sales nomenclature that should be normalized:
BOGO - Buy One, Get One
BOGOHO - Buy One, Get One Half Off
BOOGOO - Buy 2, Get 2 (Buy One + One, Get One + One)
BOGO - Buy One, Get One
BOGOHO - Buy One, Get One Half Off
BOOGOO - Buy 2, Get 2 (Buy One + One, Get One + One)
Apparently "Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile" was released online 5 weeks ago and I missed it
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Apparently "Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile" was released online 5 weeks ago and I missed it
Everyone dreams their child will grow up to be just like John Economos
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Everyone dreams their child will grow up to be just like John Economos
An historic night, Virginia has elected the first US governor to be named after a heavily salted meat sandwich, Abigail Spanberger
Spamburger Hamburger! (1992 commercial)
YouTube video by Chris Valentine
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
An historic night, Virginia has elected the first US governor to be named after a heavily salted meat sandwich, Abigail Spanberger
Watching the new season of Only Murders in the Building and did not catch that this is Renée Zellweger. Completely different carriage and voice than anything I had seen her in before
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Watching the new season of Only Murders in the Building and did not catch that this is Renée Zellweger. Completely different carriage and voice than anything I had seen her in before
This is the sequel America needs right now
"Whatever you wanna wager on, the Monkeytruck has you covered. You wanna bet on a pack of diseased rhesus in Mississippi, Monkeytruck."
"Whatever you wanna wager on, the Monkeytruck has you covered. You wanna bet on a pack of diseased rhesus in Mississippi, Monkeytruck."
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This is the sequel America needs right now
"Whatever you wanna wager on, the Monkeytruck has you covered. You wanna bet on a pack of diseased rhesus in Mississippi, Monkeytruck."
"Whatever you wanna wager on, the Monkeytruck has you covered. You wanna bet on a pack of diseased rhesus in Mississippi, Monkeytruck."
Horrible Amazon Photos
The product is a bench dog clamp, by a company called Tzdxfgl
The product is a bench dog clamp, by a company called Tzdxfgl
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Horrible Amazon Photos
The product is a bench dog clamp, by a company called Tzdxfgl
The product is a bench dog clamp, by a company called Tzdxfgl
Some legal experts have said that a 2nd plane has struck the World Trade Center
September 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Some legal experts have said that a 2nd plane has struck the World Trade Center
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
This Jimmy Kimmel thing reminds me of the death of Edgar Stiles on 24
<Jack and crew locked in airtight glass room watching co-workers collapse and die from nerve gas>
Jack: "people die, nothing we can do"
<annoying asshole Edgar enters death room>
Jack: "Oh, My, God"
<Jack and crew locked in airtight glass room watching co-workers collapse and die from nerve gas>
Jack: "people die, nothing we can do"
<annoying asshole Edgar enters death room>
Jack: "Oh, My, God"
September 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This Jimmy Kimmel thing reminds me of the death of Edgar Stiles on 24
<Jack and crew locked in airtight glass room watching co-workers collapse and die from nerve gas>
Jack: "people die, nothing we can do"
<annoying asshole Edgar enters death room>
Jack: "Oh, My, God"
<Jack and crew locked in airtight glass room watching co-workers collapse and die from nerve gas>
Jack: "people die, nothing we can do"
<annoying asshole Edgar enters death room>
Jack: "Oh, My, God"
September 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Blueskyism, more commonly known as Lou Gehrig's Other Disease
September 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Blueskyism, more commonly known as Lou Gehrig's Other Disease
Is it hard to become a self-proclaimed celebrity pickleball coach, or can you just declare it?
August 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Is it hard to become a self-proclaimed celebrity pickleball coach, or can you just declare it?
August 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM