Ryan
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Sales nomenclature that should be normalized:
BOGO - Buy One, Get One
BOGOHO - Buy One, Get One Half Off
BOOGOO - Buy 2, Get 2 (Buy One + One, Get One + One)
BOGO - Buy One, Get One
BOGOHO - Buy One, Get One Half Off
BOOGOO - Buy 2, Get 2 (Buy One + One, Get One + One)
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sales nomenclature that should be normalized:
BOGO - Buy One, Get One
BOGOHO - Buy One, Get One Half Off
BOOGOO - Buy 2, Get 2 (Buy One + One, Get One + One)
BOGO - Buy One, Get One
BOGOHO - Buy One, Get One Half Off
BOOGOO - Buy 2, Get 2 (Buy One + One, Get One + One)
Apparently "Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile" was released online 5 weeks ago and I missed it
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
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November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Apparently "Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile" was released online 5 weeks ago and I missed it
Everyone dreams their child will grow up to be just like John Economos
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Everyone dreams their child will grow up to be just like John Economos
An historic night, Virginia has elected the first US governor to be named after a heavily salted meat sandwich, Abigail Spanberger
Spamburger Hamburger! (1992 commercial)
YouTube video by Chris Valentine
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November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
An historic night, Virginia has elected the first US governor to be named after a heavily salted meat sandwich, Abigail Spanberger
Watching the new season of Only Murders in the Building and did not catch that this is Renée Zellweger. Completely different carriage and voice than anything I had seen her in before
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Watching the new season of Only Murders in the Building and did not catch that this is Renée Zellweger. Completely different carriage and voice than anything I had seen her in before
This is the sequel America needs right now
"Whatever you wanna wager on, the Monkeytruck has you covered. You wanna bet on a pack of diseased rhesus in Mississippi, Monkeytruck."
"Whatever you wanna wager on, the Monkeytruck has you covered. You wanna bet on a pack of diseased rhesus in Mississippi, Monkeytruck."
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This is the sequel America needs right now
"Whatever you wanna wager on, the Monkeytruck has you covered. You wanna bet on a pack of diseased rhesus in Mississippi, Monkeytruck."
"Whatever you wanna wager on, the Monkeytruck has you covered. You wanna bet on a pack of diseased rhesus in Mississippi, Monkeytruck."
Horrible Amazon Photos
The product is a bench dog clamp, by a company called Tzdxfgl
The product is a bench dog clamp, by a company called Tzdxfgl
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Horrible Amazon Photos
The product is a bench dog clamp, by a company called Tzdxfgl
The product is a bench dog clamp, by a company called Tzdxfgl
Some legal experts have said that a 2nd plane has struck the World Trade Center
September 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Some legal experts have said that a 2nd plane has struck the World Trade Center
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
This Jimmy Kimmel thing reminds me of the death of Edgar Stiles on 24
<Jack and crew locked in airtight glass room watching co-workers collapse and die from nerve gas>
Jack: "people die, nothing we can do"
<annoying asshole Edgar enters death room>
Jack: "Oh, My, God"
<Jack and crew locked in airtight glass room watching co-workers collapse and die from nerve gas>
Jack: "people die, nothing we can do"
<annoying asshole Edgar enters death room>
Jack: "Oh, My, God"
September 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This Jimmy Kimmel thing reminds me of the death of Edgar Stiles on 24
<Jack and crew locked in airtight glass room watching co-workers collapse and die from nerve gas>
Jack: "people die, nothing we can do"
<annoying asshole Edgar enters death room>
Jack: "Oh, My, God"
<Jack and crew locked in airtight glass room watching co-workers collapse and die from nerve gas>
Jack: "people die, nothing we can do"
<annoying asshole Edgar enters death room>
Jack: "Oh, My, God"
September 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Blueskyism, more commonly known as Lou Gehrig's Other Disease
September 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Blueskyism, more commonly known as Lou Gehrig's Other Disease
Is it hard to become a self-proclaimed celebrity pickleball coach, or can you just declare it?
August 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Is it hard to become a self-proclaimed celebrity pickleball coach, or can you just declare it?
August 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Sorry folks, the pool water is too high quality for swimming
Open water swimming at the World Championships in Singapore has been postponed because of “water quality levels exceeding acceptable thresholds,” the governing body World Aquatics said in a statement.
World Championships open water swimming postponed due to poor water quality
Open water swimming at the World Championships in Singapore has been postponed because of “water quality levels exceeding acceptable thresholds.”
bit.ly
July 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Sorry folks, the pool water is too high quality for swimming
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New Evidence Suggests Humans May Have Been Dipping Crunchy Things Into Gooey Things Earlier Than Previously Thought theonion.com/new-evi...
July 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
New Evidence Suggests Humans May Have Been Dipping Crunchy Things Into Gooey Things Earlier Than Previously Thought theonion.com/new-evi...
Thanks for the warning Amazon, wouldn't want my 2 year old to choke to death while playing with a circular saw, he'll have to wait another year
July 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thanks for the warning Amazon, wouldn't want my 2 year old to choke to death while playing with a circular saw, he'll have to wait another year
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Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies
theonion.com/idiom-s...
theonion.com/idiom-s...
June 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies
theonion.com/idiom-s...
theonion.com/idiom-s...
On one hand, "Beef Taco Filling" sounds very unappetizing
On the other hand, that's some really cheap meat for my taco chili
For the record, I will not be placing unopened package in boiling water for 45 minutes
On the other hand, that's some really cheap meat for my taco chili
For the record, I will not be placing unopened package in boiling water for 45 minutes
June 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
On one hand, "Beef Taco Filling" sounds very unappetizing
On the other hand, that's some really cheap meat for my taco chili
For the record, I will not be placing unopened package in boiling water for 45 minutes
On the other hand, that's some really cheap meat for my taco chili
For the record, I will not be placing unopened package in boiling water for 45 minutes
You think it was on accident, but that's the classic Dwayne Reed maneuver
June 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You think it was on accident, but that's the classic Dwayne Reed maneuver
This sign does not do justice for that intersection, which is also the bottom of a steep hill in either direction
June 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This sign does not do justice for that intersection, which is also the bottom of a steep hill in either direction
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brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
May 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
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"We are the ghosts of the grocery store, the mythical spirits of the supermarket. You do not want to acknowledge that we exist, but we are real, and we have the power to dictate the apple economy."
We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
We walk among you, but you do not see us. We are your neighbors, but you do not know us. We work with you, but you do not respect us. We are the si...
buff.ly
May 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"We are the ghosts of the grocery store, the mythical spirits of the supermarket. You do not want to acknowledge that we exist, but we are real, and we have the power to dictate the apple economy."
Bad Home Depot, don't suggest this stuff
May 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Bad Home Depot, don't suggest this stuff