Ryan
ryandstout.bsky.social
Ryan
@ryandstout.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I get these at Aldi, wrap them in aluminum foil, and toss in the slow cooker

After ~4 hours they're done. You can't carve them because the meat just falls apart. I shred them with a fork

They're "expensive" for turkey, at $8 for a 1½ pounds
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If you catch your mistake and think you can hang up before it rings to 911, NO YOU CAN'T

They will call back
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
But those amendments aren't self-executing, and any law attempting to effectuate them is unconstitutional. You might even say that the Constitution itself is unconstitutional
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Golden Globe for Podcast, it's like combining two bad things to make them worse:

Sour Cream and Onion Cheese Puffs

Beat-Boxing Enya

Pay-Per-View Soap Operas

MMA Breakdancing

Powerwalking Cropdusting
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I look forward to finding out which of you has been hiking the Appalachian Trail
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Wait 'til they find out they have to pay $19.99/month subscription in order to use the heated seats, and another $14.99/month for the remote start app

That's the reason I stuck with the F-16
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Replace the opening credits with the Baby Got Back video, problem solved
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SirMixALotVEVO
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November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The Burbs had some mediocre Hanks scenes, and some top notch Hanks scenes
Take Me to the Hospital! -- Tom Hanks "The 'burbs"
YouTube video by Adam_Greene28
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November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Security system running on Windows Server 2003, connected to the same network as the office computers 😬
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Importers are transferring money into the treasury's accounts to pay the tariffs and the government has some kind of record of these transactions, I assume

Money goes back to importers (not "countries")

If importers charged an explicit tariff to their customers, they can deal with refunds
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Maybe Ben Garrison dropped by the White House
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You could write the same article about every successful populist politician and only need to change a few minor details

Find a cause people care about, unite them with a sense of belonging, win election
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I went to look at the Roy Moore senate election to see the ticket splitting there, but it was the only race in a December special election

That might have turned out differently if there was another race on the ballot, with all the GOP voters that sat it out
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Filling out a W4 for my espionage work, so the government doesn't try to Al Capone me
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
As someone who regularly has to deal with shit at 7 am as I'm taking my first sips of coffee, BdB holding a groundhog is my spirit animal
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
He'll eventually get around to apologizing for his behavior, according to his attorney
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The original Kelsey Grammer scene
"Whatever you wanna wager on, the Moneyplane has you covered. You wanna bet on a dude fucking an alligator, Moneyplane."
October 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I wouldn't walk up, I would roller skate up to this
The Gap Band - You Dropped A Bomb On Me (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TheGapBandVEVO
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM