Ryan
@ryandstout.bsky.social
I get these at Aldi, wrap them in aluminum foil, and toss in the slow cooker
After ~4 hours they're done. You can't carve them because the meat just falls apart. I shred them with a fork
They're "expensive" for turkey, at $8 for a 1½ pounds
After ~4 hours they're done. You can't carve them because the meat just falls apart. I shred them with a fork
They're "expensive" for turkey, at $8 for a 1½ pounds
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I get these at Aldi, wrap them in aluminum foil, and toss in the slow cooker
After ~4 hours they're done. You can't carve them because the meat just falls apart. I shred them with a fork
They're "expensive" for turkey, at $8 for a 1½ pounds
After ~4 hours they're done. You can't carve them because the meat just falls apart. I shred them with a fork
They're "expensive" for turkey, at $8 for a 1½ pounds
Everyone dreams their child will grow up to be just like John Economos
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Everyone dreams their child will grow up to be just like John Economos
Watching the new season of Only Murders in the Building and did not catch that this is Renée Zellweger. Completely different carriage and voice than anything I had seen her in before
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Watching the new season of Only Murders in the Building and did not catch that this is Renée Zellweger. Completely different carriage and voice than anything I had seen her in before
He'll eventually get around to apologizing for his behavior, according to his attorney
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
He'll eventually get around to apologizing for his behavior, according to his attorney
This is the sequel America needs right now
"Whatever you wanna wager on, the Monkeytruck has you covered. You wanna bet on a pack of diseased rhesus in Mississippi, Monkeytruck."
"Whatever you wanna wager on, the Monkeytruck has you covered. You wanna bet on a pack of diseased rhesus in Mississippi, Monkeytruck."
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This is the sequel America needs right now
"Whatever you wanna wager on, the Monkeytruck has you covered. You wanna bet on a pack of diseased rhesus in Mississippi, Monkeytruck."
"Whatever you wanna wager on, the Monkeytruck has you covered. You wanna bet on a pack of diseased rhesus in Mississippi, Monkeytruck."
$130 million for 1.3 million active duty military
"They're soldiers, Michael. What could their paychecks be, $100 each?"
"They're soldiers, Michael. What could their paychecks be, $100 each?"
October 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
$130 million for 1.3 million active duty military
"They're soldiers, Michael. What could their paychecks be, $100 each?"
"They're soldiers, Michael. What could their paychecks be, $100 each?"
Horrible Amazon Photos
The product is a bench dog clamp, by a company called Tzdxfgl
The product is a bench dog clamp, by a company called Tzdxfgl
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Horrible Amazon Photos
The product is a bench dog clamp, by a company called Tzdxfgl
The product is a bench dog clamp, by a company called Tzdxfgl
Not quite as dramatic as this classic before/after
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Not quite as dramatic as this classic before/after
Every time someone does a typo that repeats words in a post, my brain immediately switches over to read it as lyrics with backup singers
October 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Every time someone does a typo that repeats words in a post, my brain immediately switches over to read it as lyrics with backup singers
Many fear that a 2nd plane has struck the World Trade Center
October 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Many fear that a 2nd plane has struck the World Trade Center
Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world
October 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world
They're too busy denouncing minor vandalism, making that the story
October 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
They're too busy denouncing minor vandalism, making that the story
Jacob's Ladder is a Christmas movie, it has:
-Macaulay Culkin
-Santa Claus
-An Angel
-Macaulay Culkin
-Santa Claus
-An Angel
October 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Jacob's Ladder is a Christmas movie, it has:
-Macaulay Culkin
-Santa Claus
-An Angel
-Macaulay Culkin
-Santa Claus
-An Angel
Aviation Snips cost under $20, but they're about 10 inches long
They have a place in my tool bag specifically because they destroy heavy duty zip ties
They have a place in my tool bag specifically because they destroy heavy duty zip ties
October 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Aviation Snips cost under $20, but they're about 10 inches long
They have a place in my tool bag specifically because they destroy heavy duty zip ties
They have a place in my tool bag specifically because they destroy heavy duty zip ties
"Al Qaeda is bucking tradition and legal precedent in commandeering aircraft for purposes unintended by the manufacturer"
October 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"Al Qaeda is bucking tradition and legal precedent in commandeering aircraft for purposes unintended by the manufacturer"
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The time has come for a "Justice for Jimmi" rally
September 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The time has come for a "Justice for Jimmi" rally
Did we take them out Moe style?
September 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Did we take them out Moe style?
Some legal experts have said that a 2nd plane has struck the World Trade Center
September 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Some legal experts have said that a 2nd plane has struck the World Trade Center
Maybe THIS call from an unknown number won't be:
- from an auto-dialer
- spoofing a random number from my area code as its caller-ID
- dead air until someone in a phone bank 7,000 miles away picks up their end
- someone selling a supplemental Medicare plan
- from an auto-dialer
- spoofing a random number from my area code as its caller-ID
- dead air until someone in a phone bank 7,000 miles away picks up their end
- someone selling a supplemental Medicare plan
September 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Maybe THIS call from an unknown number won't be:
- from an auto-dialer
- spoofing a random number from my area code as its caller-ID
- dead air until someone in a phone bank 7,000 miles away picks up their end
- someone selling a supplemental Medicare plan
- from an auto-dialer
- spoofing a random number from my area code as its caller-ID
- dead air until someone in a phone bank 7,000 miles away picks up their end
- someone selling a supplemental Medicare plan
There's defunding the police... and defunding the police
September 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
There's defunding the police... and defunding the police
Fixed the skeet for them
September 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Fixed the skeet for them
I been hacked
All my Amendments gone
All my Amendments gone
September 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I been hacked
All my Amendments gone
All my Amendments gone