Paul S. London
@rumrunner42.bsky.social
Storytelling Hermit for Hire. Narrative Designer (24 hour films. Starfinder), Story Artist, forever GM, TTRPG Writer (Starfinder, Warlock 5e Adventures by Kobold Press), and Game Designer.
You may be taking me too seriously. Seriously.
You may be taking me too seriously. Seriously.
Fun Fact: Independence days are one of England's primary exports
Happy #RepublicDay everyone in India! I hope yours is filled with peace and good furtune
Happy #RepublicDay everyone in India! I hope yours is filled with peace and good furtune
January 25, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Fun Fact: Independence days are one of England's primary exports
Happy #RepublicDay everyone in India! I hope yours is filled with peace and good furtune
Happy #RepublicDay everyone in India! I hope yours is filled with peace and good furtune
1001 Arabian Nights, night 476:
manservant, polishing an oil lamp while doing his master’s laundry: i wish i had dryer balls
Genie: what
Genie: what
January 22, 2026 at 8:54 PM
1001 Arabian Nights, night 476:
Today's Rhetorical Question:
Did or did not Mr. Duplicity actually forget about her?
Did or did not Mr. Duplicity actually forget about her?
January 22, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Today's Rhetorical Question:
Did or did not Mr. Duplicity actually forget about her?
Did or did not Mr. Duplicity actually forget about her?
Mark my words: ICE will pop another citizen THIS WEEK. The Second Trump Riots will happen before Spring.
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Mark my words: ICE will pop another citizen THIS WEEK. The Second Trump Riots will happen before Spring.
Guy was in no more danger than a Whole Foods parking lot and shot her in the face three times
January 11, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Guy was in no more danger than a Whole Foods parking lot and shot her in the face three times
Russian backed soldiers shooting Americans on the streets of suburbia is what Red Dawn was warning us about, people
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Russian backed soldiers shooting Americans on the streets of suburbia is what Red Dawn was warning us about, people
I drank a beer when that Italian guy shot that CEO douche.
You think I'll lose sleep when they start doxxing these gestapo murderers?
You think I'll lose sleep when they start doxxing these gestapo murderers?
January 10, 2026 at 11:39 AM
I drank a beer when that Italian guy shot that CEO douche.
You think I'll lose sleep when they start doxxing these gestapo murderers?
You think I'll lose sleep when they start doxxing these gestapo murderers?
Post a random GIF, and everything will go good in 2026.
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Post a random GIF, and everything will go good in 2026.
Reposted by Paul S. London
My last job, on my first day, I had to attach multiple files to an email, a ubiquitous technology over thirty years old, as the owner didn't know how
Later, he slit his own throat for 1400 for some free pierogis from a Polish client
In the end they "couldn't financially support" employing ME
Later, he slit his own throat for 1400 for some free pierogis from a Polish client
In the end they "couldn't financially support" employing ME
December 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My last job, on my first day, I had to attach multiple files to an email, a ubiquitous technology over thirty years old, as the owner didn't know how
Later, he slit his own throat for 1400 for some free pierogis from a Polish client
In the end they "couldn't financially support" employing ME
Later, he slit his own throat for 1400 for some free pierogis from a Polish client
In the end they "couldn't financially support" employing ME
Watching people crash out over Sorcerers in AD&D is pretty hilarious
You'd think RPers would have an easier go at suspension of disbelief
You'd think RPers would have an easier go at suspension of disbelief
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Watching people crash out over Sorcerers in AD&D is pretty hilarious
You'd think RPers would have an easier go at suspension of disbelief
You'd think RPers would have an easier go at suspension of disbelief
Remember folks, and this is important if you ever need to communicate to an advanced society that you are also advanced, the REAL 42 is 37.
Doug was 5 off, we'll give him a pass
Doug was 5 off, we'll give him a pass
December 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Remember folks, and this is important if you ever need to communicate to an advanced society that you are also advanced, the REAL 42 is 37.
Doug was 5 off, we'll give him a pass
Doug was 5 off, we'll give him a pass
I think the freakiest part of Stranger Things so far was when Nancy took the cup Michael already sipped from.
One shudders
One shudders
December 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I think the freakiest part of Stranger Things so far was when Nancy took the cup Michael already sipped from.
One shudders
One shudders
I loved Rob's work. There are neurons encoded with the entire audio track of Princess Bride in my brain that will carry their data into the heat death of the universe in some way, Ilike to imagine.
That film form the basis of a deep thread of my creative endeavors. Even the kissing stuff
That film form the basis of a deep thread of my creative endeavors. Even the kissing stuff
December 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I loved Rob's work. There are neurons encoded with the entire audio track of Princess Bride in my brain that will carry their data into the heat death of the universe in some way, Ilike to imagine.
That film form the basis of a deep thread of my creative endeavors. Even the kissing stuff
That film form the basis of a deep thread of my creative endeavors. Even the kissing stuff
Homebrew Tabaxi Racial Trait
Nine Lives
The first nine times you make a death saving throw, you have advantage. After that, you have disadvantage.
Nine Lives
The first nine times you make a death saving throw, you have advantage. After that, you have disadvantage.
December 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Homebrew Tabaxi Racial Trait
Nine Lives
The first nine times you make a death saving throw, you have advantage. After that, you have disadvantage.
Nine Lives
The first nine times you make a death saving throw, you have advantage. After that, you have disadvantage.
Okay, before I make my next blueskeet I need to get this out of my system:
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU, YOU COPPER CLAD OVER STUFFED HAVERSACK
FFS. Imagine! GDSOB Why? why? WHY? Just let your team tweet for dead people okay?? It's not fucking hard
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU, YOU COPPER CLAD OVER STUFFED HAVERSACK
FFS. Imagine! GDSOB Why? why? WHY? Just let your team tweet for dead people okay?? It's not fucking hard
December 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Okay, before I make my next blueskeet I need to get this out of my system:
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU, YOU COPPER CLAD OVER STUFFED HAVERSACK
FFS. Imagine! GDSOB Why? why? WHY? Just let your team tweet for dead people okay?? It's not fucking hard
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU, YOU COPPER CLAD OVER STUFFED HAVERSACK
FFS. Imagine! GDSOB Why? why? WHY? Just let your team tweet for dead people okay?? It's not fucking hard
Wisdom Teeth
December 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Wisdom Teeth
#ShowerThought: A theoretical culture on Alpha Centauri with a gravitational lens telescope watching us would see us in deep lockdown during the pandemic right now. May 2021ish? #FunFact
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
#ShowerThought: A theoretical culture on Alpha Centauri with a gravitational lens telescope watching us would see us in deep lockdown during the pandemic right now. May 2021ish? #FunFact
You can't ratio me cause you can't divide by zero
December 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You can't ratio me cause you can't divide by zero
These posts aren't going to shit themselves, you know
i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
These posts aren't going to shit themselves, you know
I keep thinking I might be good at stand up comedy but that requires going to stand up comedy clubs and I'll just pass, thanks
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a crowd waving his hand .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a crowd waving his hand .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I keep thinking I might be good at stand up comedy but that requires going to stand up comedy clubs and I'll just pass, thanks
Cereal companies haven't improved their bags in decades cause they know opening one satisfies our urge to tear the belly of a prey animal open with our bare hands first thing in the morning
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Cereal companies haven't improved their bags in decades cause they know opening one satisfies our urge to tear the belly of a prey animal open with our bare hands first thing in the morning