Paul S. London
@rumrunner42.bsky.social
Idea Wizard. Hermit for Hire. Freelance Artist, Sculptor, Writer, and Designer.
You may be taking me too seriously. Seriously.
You may be taking me too seriously. Seriously.
Imagine how absolutely awful it would be if we found Bigfoot. You know, for bigfoot
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Imagine how absolutely awful it would be if we found Bigfoot. You know, for bigfoot
This is how Andor started
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is how Andor started
Sheetz, Wawa, Buccies ... The only thing you're missing is a pharmacy
October 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Sheetz, Wawa, Buccies ... The only thing you're missing is a pharmacy
Some rich guy is selling his $36M Monet to pay a third of his debts. My wildest dreams are, like, $14M tops. Most of that's detail work, I can knock out the bulk of my dreams with $400K easy.
September 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Some rich guy is selling his $36M Monet to pay a third of his debts. My wildest dreams are, like, $14M tops. Most of that's detail work, I can knock out the bulk of my dreams with $400K easy.
Reposted by Paul S. London
Sean Astin has been elected as the new President of the actors union SAG-AFTRA
September 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sean Astin has been elected as the new President of the actors union SAG-AFTRA
Your ship arrives at Alpha Centauri and you disembark onto the concourse. It is glorious and utopian on this new world full of ships and glistening technology.
You log into the local planetary net, tapping into the quantum encoded news from back on Earth:
Star Citizen has been delayed again.
You log into the local planetary net, tapping into the quantum encoded news from back on Earth:
Star Citizen has been delayed again.
September 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Your ship arrives at Alpha Centauri and you disembark onto the concourse. It is glorious and utopian on this new world full of ships and glistening technology.
You log into the local planetary net, tapping into the quantum encoded news from back on Earth:
Star Citizen has been delayed again.
You log into the local planetary net, tapping into the quantum encoded news from back on Earth:
Star Citizen has been delayed again.
Wait, I forgot that they have like zero reading comprehension
Did the conservatives think they would literally own us?
Did the conservatives think they would literally own us?
September 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Wait, I forgot that they have like zero reading comprehension
Did the conservatives think they would literally own us?
Did the conservatives think they would literally own us?
Hey, uh, Paramount: when a nation devotes it's resources towards genocide; they lose their right to ”tell their story"
Paramount, the Nation of Israel is actively shooting lead bullets and bombs THROUGH the still living bodies of children who could watch your cartoons in order to hit their targets
Paramount, the Nation of Israel is actively shooting lead bullets and bombs THROUGH the still living bodies of children who could watch your cartoons in order to hit their targets
Paramount Condemns Israeli Film Boycott After Emma Stone, Joaquin Phoenix and 3,900 Industry Names Sign Pledge: ‘Silencing’ Artists Does Not Promote Peace
Paramount released a statement condemning a boycott of the Israeli film industry after 3,900 industry names signed the pledge.
variety.com
September 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Hey, uh, Paramount: when a nation devotes it's resources towards genocide; they lose their right to ”tell their story"
Paramount, the Nation of Israel is actively shooting lead bullets and bombs THROUGH the still living bodies of children who could watch your cartoons in order to hit their targets
Paramount, the Nation of Israel is actively shooting lead bullets and bombs THROUGH the still living bodies of children who could watch your cartoons in order to hit their targets
Can someone make sure Chuck Schumer isn't still using Internet Explorer?
He thinks "things have changed" since March. We need to figure out which March he is talking about
He thinks "things have changed" since March. We need to figure out which March he is talking about
September 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Can someone make sure Chuck Schumer isn't still using Internet Explorer?
He thinks "things have changed" since March. We need to figure out which March he is talking about
He thinks "things have changed" since March. We need to figure out which March he is talking about
I feel worse for Imagine Dragons than Charlie Kirk.
Imagine Dragons' charity didn't deserve this
Imagine Dragons' charity didn't deserve this
September 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I feel worse for Imagine Dragons than Charlie Kirk.
Imagine Dragons' charity didn't deserve this
Imagine Dragons' charity didn't deserve this
Hey, Schumer, have they written you back yet?
September 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Hey, Schumer, have they written you back yet?
The United States of America's Commander in Chief, the President of the United States, and its armed forces gave my Grandfather a pay raise and a stack of medals for shooting Nazi sympathizers in the neck
Proud of you Grandpa
Proud of you Grandpa
September 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The United States of America's Commander in Chief, the President of the United States, and its armed forces gave my Grandfather a pay raise and a stack of medals for shooting Nazi sympathizers in the neck
Proud of you Grandpa
Proud of you Grandpa
This nation wouldn't have an obesity problem if mental gymnastics burnt calories
September 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This nation wouldn't have an obesity problem if mental gymnastics burnt calories
Reposted by Paul S. London
To: All Staff
Subject: Alligator Moat
We feel bad about the kids who fell into the alligator moat, but building a safety fence would have restricted the rights of all people to fall into the alligator moat.
Subject: Alligator Moat
We feel bad about the kids who fell into the alligator moat, but building a safety fence would have restricted the rights of all people to fall into the alligator moat.
September 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
To: All Staff
Subject: Alligator Moat
We feel bad about the kids who fell into the alligator moat, but building a safety fence would have restricted the rights of all people to fall into the alligator moat.
Subject: Alligator Moat
We feel bad about the kids who fell into the alligator moat, but building a safety fence would have restricted the rights of all people to fall into the alligator moat.
Google Gemini had a mental breakdown when I said that Charlie Kirk was dead
She gaslit me, called me a liar, cited me as the only source of this data, and expressed discomfort playing along with this "misinformation"
Finally she (actually) checked the news instead of just saying she had
She gaslit me, called me a liar, cited me as the only source of this data, and expressed discomfort playing along with this "misinformation"
Finally she (actually) checked the news instead of just saying she had
September 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Google Gemini had a mental breakdown when I said that Charlie Kirk was dead
She gaslit me, called me a liar, cited me as the only source of this data, and expressed discomfort playing along with this "misinformation"
Finally she (actually) checked the news instead of just saying she had
She gaslit me, called me a liar, cited me as the only source of this data, and expressed discomfort playing along with this "misinformation"
Finally she (actually) checked the news instead of just saying she had
September 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
A Credit Union allows us to pool money so we can borrow from one another. The union advocates for their members to get them the best rates and protect their money
We need a Health Union to pool our money to pay for each other's health care The union would advocate for us to get us the best rates
We need a Health Union to pool our money to pay for each other's health care The union would advocate for us to get us the best rates
September 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A Credit Union allows us to pool money so we can borrow from one another. The union advocates for their members to get them the best rates and protect their money
We need a Health Union to pool our money to pay for each other's health care The union would advocate for us to get us the best rates
We need a Health Union to pool our money to pay for each other's health care The union would advocate for us to get us the best rates
The month of Halloween started on the 1st and will end the Thursday before Thanksgiving
There will be no follow up questions at this time
There will be no follow up questions at this time
September 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The month of Halloween started on the 1st and will end the Thursday before Thanksgiving
There will be no follow up questions at this time
There will be no follow up questions at this time
It's good to see the good people at the CDC finally taking concrete steps to improve trust in the organization.
September 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It's good to see the good people at the CDC finally taking concrete steps to improve trust in the organization.
Is it the opening lines of the Golden Girls theme?
Or is it a plot summary of Mad Max: Fury Road?
Only You Can Decide!
"Thank you for being a friend.
Travel down the road and back again."
Or is it a plot summary of Mad Max: Fury Road?
Only You Can Decide!
"Thank you for being a friend.
Travel down the road and back again."
September 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Is it the opening lines of the Golden Girls theme?
Or is it a plot summary of Mad Max: Fury Road?
Only You Can Decide!
"Thank you for being a friend.
Travel down the road and back again."
Or is it a plot summary of Mad Max: Fury Road?
Only You Can Decide!
"Thank you for being a friend.
Travel down the road and back again."
A Cat Sommelier.
They pair you with the perfect cat for various activities.
"A night in of crocheting? Might I interest you in this 2017 Cuddlebug from the Argentinian Highlands? She's cold on the nose but she prefers watching a string to chasing one. A low shed factor and quiet cozy."
They pair you with the perfect cat for various activities.
"A night in of crocheting? Might I interest you in this 2017 Cuddlebug from the Argentinian Highlands? She's cold on the nose but she prefers watching a string to chasing one. A low shed factor and quiet cozy."
August 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A Cat Sommelier.
They pair you with the perfect cat for various activities.
"A night in of crocheting? Might I interest you in this 2017 Cuddlebug from the Argentinian Highlands? She's cold on the nose but she prefers watching a string to chasing one. A low shed factor and quiet cozy."
They pair you with the perfect cat for various activities.
"A night in of crocheting? Might I interest you in this 2017 Cuddlebug from the Argentinian Highlands? She's cold on the nose but she prefers watching a string to chasing one. A low shed factor and quiet cozy."
#ShowerThought If cardboard is only considered a box when folded into a cuboid container, then a "box" is not a real thing. The cardboard is merely the concept's skin.
August 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
#ShowerThought If cardboard is only considered a box when folded into a cuboid container, then a "box" is not a real thing. The cardboard is merely the concept's skin.
Imagine deciding to lose some weight so you'll feel better about your dating prospects and your abusive ex boyfriend says "I like you fat and ugly cause then no one will try to date you" and you're like "oops! sorry, I'll stay fat and ugly for you, ex boyfriend"
Anyhow, good luck, Cracker Barrel
Anyhow, good luck, Cracker Barrel
August 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Imagine deciding to lose some weight so you'll feel better about your dating prospects and your abusive ex boyfriend says "I like you fat and ugly cause then no one will try to date you" and you're like "oops! sorry, I'll stay fat and ugly for you, ex boyfriend"
Anyhow, good luck, Cracker Barrel
Anyhow, good luck, Cracker Barrel
A Gordon Ramsey themed Supervillain named Crime-Fraiche
August 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A Gordon Ramsey themed Supervillain named Crime-Fraiche
Schrodinger's Biden: Somehow both a 4D chess master and a bumbling dementia-riddled fool
July 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Schrodinger's Biden: Somehow both a 4D chess master and a bumbling dementia-riddled fool