it does bum me out how many establishment Dems are willing to move to the right by throwing whole sections of the population to the wolves but not by at all altering their stance on gun control

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getting pulled over for driving without plates or a license and invoking article 5

declaring myself a sovereign citizen, then petitioning to join NATO

We gotta get Burger King on here

I will be reforming my social media Usage for this platform. Instead of hot takes, I will be posting well-informed opinions. Instead of rhetorical questions, I will be posting questions about my medical conditions.

Over the holidays, we watched John Wick, Die Hard, Nobody, Home Alone, and Fifth Element. I now realize that all of these can actually be condensed into 1.75 unique films.

It is honestly incredible how effectively social engineering and systemic abuse has reduced Americans to little more than sentient putty.

STEM is so cool. Science is amazing. Kids should develop curiosity about how the universe works and proficiency in uncovering its secrets, so that they can most effectively optimize clickthrough rates on banner ads at the bottom of VC-funded website-apps.

[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]

me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit

John Wick would be happily enjoying his retirement with Daisy if he drove an EV

@kyle.computer nice to meet you. I like Apple news, iOS development, and Psych

Do they have they did surgery on a grape on this website

A great way to be annoying during thanksgiving is to show your hosts that their LED lights are flickering by taking a slomo video

this is a hell of a reply section

@patmurray.co could I have @moz.patmurray.co

For me, it is Time To Post