Rosemary Rowe
@rosemaryrowe.bsky.social
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Why is there no “laughing AND crying WHILE barfing” emoji?
Every time I grunt while picking up my cast iron frying pan, I think about how strong Sipsey must have been to kill Frank Bennett with hers.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Every time I grunt while picking up my cast iron frying pan, I think about how strong Sipsey must have been to kill Frank Bennett with hers.
How is it that we can put a man on the moon but we can't figure out a way to measure blood pressure that doesn't feel like your arm is about to be sheared off?
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
How is it that we can put a man on the moon but we can't figure out a way to measure blood pressure that doesn't feel like your arm is about to be sheared off?
My hands were full of heavy shopping bags & my cab pulled up & this fellow walking by stepped into the road & said "Here, let me get that for you!" & he opened the cab door for me. Because my hands were full & he noticed. And then did something about it. Who is this PRINCE? So nice, made my day.
September 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My hands were full of heavy shopping bags & my cab pulled up & this fellow walking by stepped into the road & said "Here, let me get that for you!" & he opened the cab door for me. Because my hands were full & he noticed. And then did something about it. Who is this PRINCE? So nice, made my day.
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Here's "Mission Specialist", my entry for @augursociety.bsky.social's #AugurMicros2025. Enjoy!
September 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Here's "Mission Specialist", my entry for @augursociety.bsky.social's #AugurMicros2025. Enjoy!
TFW when you gleefully click into the comments on what seems like controversial Facebook post, expecting a juicy flame war, and you find it's just people emphatically and respectfully agreeing with each other 🙄
September 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
TFW when you gleefully click into the comments on what seems like controversial Facebook post, expecting a juicy flame war, and you find it's just people emphatically and respectfully agreeing with each other 🙄
It's not enough to just have pants on these days. People expect you to also have them zipped up. 🙄
August 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's not enough to just have pants on these days. People expect you to also have them zipped up. 🙄
August 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Me, watching videos of pandas being ridiculous: Do you think panda bears are real? Or are they just people in suits?
My wife, INSTANTLY: If they're not real, I want that job. Splashing around in the bath, playing with my toes, being carried places by long-suffering staff, SIGN ME UP.
My wife, INSTANTLY: If they're not real, I want that job. Splashing around in the bath, playing with my toes, being carried places by long-suffering staff, SIGN ME UP.
July 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Me, watching videos of pandas being ridiculous: Do you think panda bears are real? Or are they just people in suits?
My wife, INSTANTLY: If they're not real, I want that job. Splashing around in the bath, playing with my toes, being carried places by long-suffering staff, SIGN ME UP.
My wife, INSTANTLY: If they're not real, I want that job. Splashing around in the bath, playing with my toes, being carried places by long-suffering staff, SIGN ME UP.
The woman at the BCAA taking my passport photo said that my face is "very symmetrical" so yeah...I've still got it.
July 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The woman at the BCAA taking my passport photo said that my face is "very symmetrical" so yeah...I've still got it.
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Well, well, well. If it isn’t another new outrage that’s even more horrifying than yesterday’s new horrifying outrage.
July 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Well, well, well. If it isn’t another new outrage that’s even more horrifying than yesterday’s new horrifying outrage.
I love how our houseguest Spyder greets each morning with an open…heart.
July 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I love how our houseguest Spyder greets each morning with an open…heart.
If you lean down to pet a neighbourhood dog & your underwire cracks loudly in half, it's time to take your bra off for the day. And probably your pants.
June 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If you lean down to pet a neighbourhood dog & your underwire cracks loudly in half, it's time to take your bra off for the day. And probably your pants.
Sometimes the line between "working" and "just staring open-mouthed at my computer" is very fine.
June 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Sometimes the line between "working" and "just staring open-mouthed at my computer" is very fine.
My physio, after a convo about how I’ve added more weights to my workout routine: “So you tweaked your shoulder lifting weights?”
Me, who tweaked my shoulder by scrolling endlessly through Facebook Marketplace for 2 weeks, looking for a used 36 gallon bow front fish tank: “ … that’s right.”
Me, who tweaked my shoulder by scrolling endlessly through Facebook Marketplace for 2 weeks, looking for a used 36 gallon bow front fish tank: “ … that’s right.”
June 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My physio, after a convo about how I’ve added more weights to my workout routine: “So you tweaked your shoulder lifting weights?”
Me, who tweaked my shoulder by scrolling endlessly through Facebook Marketplace for 2 weeks, looking for a used 36 gallon bow front fish tank: “ … that’s right.”
Me, who tweaked my shoulder by scrolling endlessly through Facebook Marketplace for 2 weeks, looking for a used 36 gallon bow front fish tank: “ … that’s right.”
Happy Pride Month!! As my #Pride activity this year, I’ve decided that whenever I go into a store or business where they have put up Pride decor, I’m going to find someone who works there and tell them how happy I am to see it. Already freaked out the clerk at Shoppers, off to a great start. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
June 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Happy Pride Month!! As my #Pride activity this year, I’ve decided that whenever I go into a store or business where they have put up Pride decor, I’m going to find someone who works there and tell them how happy I am to see it. Already freaked out the clerk at Shoppers, off to a great start. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
The appearance of the sun today is lifting my spirits while also revealing how truly filthy my keyboard is.
May 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The appearance of the sun today is lifting my spirits while also revealing how truly filthy my keyboard is.
I was really proud of this cheese board I made for our guests last night but now that I see the picture, it’s actually pretty mid, I’m clearly not ready to step into my destiny as a cheese board influencer. 10/10 for taste though, the pear cognac preserves look like turds but were ambrosial.
May 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I was really proud of this cheese board I made for our guests last night but now that I see the picture, it’s actually pretty mid, I’m clearly not ready to step into my destiny as a cheese board influencer. 10/10 for taste though, the pear cognac preserves look like turds but were ambrosial.
April 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Got my first dose of the shingles vaccine yesterday and I feel like I’ve been eaten by a wolf and shit off a cliff. But probably still better than getting shingles!!
April 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Got my first dose of the shingles vaccine yesterday and I feel like I’ve been eaten by a wolf and shit off a cliff. But probably still better than getting shingles!!
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Why is cheese so good
April 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Why is cheese so good
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How dare Governor Newsom steal our joke
April 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
How dare Governor Newsom steal our joke
The company painting our house repaired the stucco incorrectly, which we (reasonably, politely) pointed out to the project manager this morning. Now the guy who did the painting is fixing it but is being a sullen bitch about it and not speaking to me and I've been watching too much FBI: Most Wanted.
April 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The company painting our house repaired the stucco incorrectly, which we (reasonably, politely) pointed out to the project manager this morning. Now the guy who did the painting is fixing it but is being a sullen bitch about it and not speaking to me and I've been watching too much FBI: Most Wanted.