Rosemary Rowe
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Rosemary Rowe
@rosemaryrowe.bsky.social
Fat. Naked. Dangerous. Canadian. Lesbian.

Sporadic blogging at https://www.creampuffrevolution.com/
I love how our houseguest Spyder greets each morning with an open…heart.
July 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Happy Pride Month!! As my #Pride activity this year, I’ve decided that whenever I go into a store or business where they have put up Pride decor, I’m going to find someone who works there and tell them how happy I am to see it. Already freaked out the clerk at Shoppers, off to a great start. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
June 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I was really proud of this cheese board I made for our guests last night but now that I see the picture, it’s actually pretty mid, I’m clearly not ready to step into my destiny as a cheese board influencer. 10/10 for taste though, the pear cognac preserves look like turds but were ambrosial.
May 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I have located what appears to be the neighbourhood's only undecided voter.
#cdnpoli #elxn45
April 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Tried to get the dog we’re dog-sitting to whiz on all the Conservative campaign signs in our neighbourhood but she was too polite 🙄 #NeverPoilievre
March 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I keep saying that "THIS is the week I'll start taking fewer pot gummies" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA how does it keep getting worse tho
February 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Resistance snacks are very important.
February 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Happy anniversary to this, my favourite Facebook memory of all time.
February 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I feel both seen and attacked
February 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Canadian graffiti.
February 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Pedestrian walks by as I shovel the sidewalk: "Thank you for shovelling!"

Me, out loud: "Of course!"

Me, to myself: "I am legally obligated to clear the sidewalk in front of my dwelling, so."

Pedestrian walks by as I shovel the sidewalk & says NOTHING.

Me, to myself: "What an entitled fucko."
February 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
February 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Not sure if this adorable French show I’m watching on Netflix (in French with French subtitles, because they talk so fast) is actually hilarious or if I’m just laughing out loud because I’m so excited I understand the jokes.
January 31, 2025 at 7:30 AM
When you've pushed your outrage button so much it's gone flaccid, it's time to look at some flowers.
January 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Finally a new lesbian bar.
January 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My wife, taking bullet journaling to the next level.
January 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
All mine brought was this guy
January 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Little forest bath moment on my 5km today. Although is it a TRUE forest bath if you still have your pants on 🧐? #selfcare
January 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Back on my bullshit (knitting). Will this be the year I finish this scarf I started in 2020? HISTORY WILL DECIDE #knitting 🧶
January 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Spotted in the post office parking lot: the world’s shittiest pool toy.
January 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Et tu, CLASSICO?? #shrinkage
January 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I see my Insta thirst traps (the garden and the neighbours' chickens) are finally paying off.
January 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
DON’T TELL ME HOW TO FEEL, PEN
January 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Same.
January 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Serving trad wife vibes today, listening to my wife and her brother scream at the football game while I prep and cook a sour beer & pork stew and 2 apple berry crumbles. #lesbianhausfrau #GoSunDevils
January 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM