Root Veg Serf. Hir Oes i'n Llyw Annwyl!
@rootvegserf.bsky.social
Loyal serf of & Catchfart to the Bretwalda of #Wülferhampton. Grower & retailer of the best-ish root vegetables in Mercia. Owner of Þe Newe Crawlinge Bastarde. BUY GRANNY R'S TURNIP GIN (57 varieties)
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Thanks, but you may want to unfollow. This is a very, very strange a/c. Summary below.
Or maybe not.
Or maybe not.
Dear Estate of J R R Tolkien
I think I smell an opportunity to sue for a lot of money
I think I smell an opportunity to sue for a lot of money
December 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Dear Estate of J R R Tolkien
I think I smell an opportunity to sue for a lot of money
I think I smell an opportunity to sue for a lot of money
Dear Firefox
1. I don't give a flying farridge what the weather is like in Novum Eboracum
2. If I want to "see what the weather is like in my location" I simply rotate my head 45° and look out of the window*
* currently clear and sunny with some light cloud and a gentle breeze
1. I don't give a flying farridge what the weather is like in Novum Eboracum
2. If I want to "see what the weather is like in my location" I simply rotate my head 45° and look out of the window*
* currently clear and sunny with some light cloud and a gentle breeze
December 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Dear Firefox
1. I don't give a flying farridge what the weather is like in Novum Eboracum
2. If I want to "see what the weather is like in my location" I simply rotate my head 45° and look out of the window*
* currently clear and sunny with some light cloud and a gentle breeze
1. I don't give a flying farridge what the weather is like in Novum Eboracum
2. If I want to "see what the weather is like in my location" I simply rotate my head 45° and look out of the window*
* currently clear and sunny with some light cloud and a gentle breeze
It's a busy evening in the kitchens at Mother Turnip's Sunshine Home for happy, smiling, orphans, getting everything ready for the Yule feast. Other Granny R has the orphans chopping turnips, while Samantha is busy scraping the carrots. The Brendas are crocheting new stockings
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It's a busy evening in the kitchens at Mother Turnip's Sunshine Home for happy, smiling, orphans, getting everything ready for the Yule feast. Other Granny R has the orphans chopping turnips, while Samantha is busy scraping the carrots. The Brendas are crocheting new stockings
I hate this time of year. It's already a problem trying to work out what day it is, what with being semi-retired AND WFH. But now it's three weeks of confusion. Last Saturday felt like boxing day. Now I have no idea what to expect on Radio 3 - is it the strange weekend programs, or Mon-Fri?
December 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I hate this time of year. It's already a problem trying to work out what day it is, what with being semi-retired AND WFH. But now it's three weeks of confusion. Last Saturday felt like boxing day. Now I have no idea what to expect on Radio 3 - is it the strange weekend programs, or Mon-Fri?
Why can other countries have nice trains, but not us?
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Why can other countries have nice trains, but not us?
The bots are behaving strangely again. Another a/c just got blocked by @comrademeow.bsky.social - but the co-facilitator of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Felines (Official) has zero posts and 0 replies. No profile pics, but 104 followers! All bots I assume.
December 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The bots are behaving strangely again. Another a/c just got blocked by @comrademeow.bsky.social - but the co-facilitator of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Felines (Official) has zero posts and 0 replies. No profile pics, but 104 followers! All bots I assume.
Supper tonight. Wish me luck.
This may be my last message.
This may be my last message.
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Supper tonight. Wish me luck.
This may be my last message.
This may be my last message.
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I've just donated to @bylines.scot because they're the first outlet I've seen report the Peggie Vs NHS Fife judgment accurately. Please do the same if you can. chuffed.org/project/byli...
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December 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I've just donated to @bylines.scot because they're the first outlet I've seen report the Peggie Vs NHS Fife judgment accurately. Please do the same if you can. chuffed.org/project/byli...
Just got an email from Refuck
They left out a few details, so I added them, just to be clear and transparent.
They left out a few details, so I added them, just to be clear and transparent.
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Just got an email from Refuck
They left out a few details, so I added them, just to be clear and transparent.
They left out a few details, so I added them, just to be clear and transparent.
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The work before you is the work of generations.
Long is the way and hard that from darkness leads up into light.
A land divided, a land torn asunder by Russian assets, vested interests, and outright traitors.
Long is the way and hard that from darkness leads up into light.
A land divided, a land torn asunder by Russian assets, vested interests, and outright traitors.
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The work before you is the work of generations.
Long is the way and hard that from darkness leads up into light.
A land divided, a land torn asunder by Russian assets, vested interests, and outright traitors.
Long is the way and hard that from darkness leads up into light.
A land divided, a land torn asunder by Russian assets, vested interests, and outright traitors.
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50 tickets would make an ideal Christmas gift for a loved one.
Michael Spicer to tour new show Hope All's Well in 2026 - British Comedy Guide
Live show Michael Spicer: Hope All's Well will tour between September and November 2026.
www.comedy.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
50 tickets would make an ideal Christmas gift for a loved one.
I think Monday is a day to stay in my hovel in my pile of straw, with a couple of bottles of the deluxe extra aged Granny's Reserve, and let the happy, smiling orphans work in the turnip fields unsupervised. Hope the thatch doesn't leak too much.
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I think Monday is a day to stay in my hovel in my pile of straw, with a couple of bottles of the deluxe extra aged Granny's Reserve, and let the happy, smiling orphans work in the turnip fields unsupervised. Hope the thatch doesn't leak too much.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Dunno about 5.
Went to see that Hildegard of Bingen once.
Dunno about 5.
Went to see that Hildegard of Bingen once.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Black Sabbath
Iron Maiden
Rumillajta
Ultrasound
Hawkwind
Black Sabbath
Iron Maiden
Rumillajta
Ultrasound
Hawkwind
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Joe Dolce
Steps
Showaddywaddy
Jedward
Brotherhood Beyond
Joe Dolce
Steps
Showaddywaddy
Jedward
Brotherhood Beyond
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Dunno about 5.
Went to see that Hildegard of Bingen once.
Dunno about 5.
Went to see that Hildegard of Bingen once.
"Farage is a cunt"
"And I was really, really, drunk"
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"Farage is a cunt"
Farage is getting f*cking desperate.
How about a 'Collectors Edition' £350 BLACK (sorry @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social ) footie shirt?
This is just wrong on so many levels. And I can only think of one sort of person who collects this sort of memorabilia
#Refuck #ReformUK #FightTheFash
How about a 'Collectors Edition' £350 BLACK (sorry @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social ) footie shirt?
This is just wrong on so many levels. And I can only think of one sort of person who collects this sort of memorabilia
#Refuck #ReformUK #FightTheFash
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Farage is getting f*cking desperate.
How about a 'Collectors Edition' £350 BLACK (sorry @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social ) footie shirt?
This is just wrong on so many levels. And I can only think of one sort of person who collects this sort of memorabilia
#Refuck #ReformUK #FightTheFash
How about a 'Collectors Edition' £350 BLACK (sorry @johnnynicepainter.bsky.social ) footie shirt?
This is just wrong on so many levels. And I can only think of one sort of person who collects this sort of memorabilia
#Refuck #ReformUK #FightTheFash
possibly one of the most tragic photos I've ever seen. Whatever happened to "Live fast, Die young"?
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
possibly one of the most tragic photos I've ever seen. Whatever happened to "Live fast, Die young"?
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President Zelenskyy is thanking again other leaders for their support. How about we all thank him and all Ukrainians. They are fighting Putin and keeping us safe. If Putin wins we all lose and Europe is finished.
Thank you President Zelenskyy and all Ukrainians 🇺🇦🙏
Thank you President Zelenskyy and all Ukrainians 🇺🇦🙏
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
President Zelenskyy is thanking again other leaders for their support. How about we all thank him and all Ukrainians. They are fighting Putin and keeping us safe. If Putin wins we all lose and Europe is finished.
Thank you President Zelenskyy and all Ukrainians 🇺🇦🙏
Thank you President Zelenskyy and all Ukrainians 🇺🇦🙏
Love from Rooty
Cell 1, A Wing, HBP Prison Wülferhampton*
(But I'm over the fence tonight)
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
* Part of the SodItCo group of companies
Cell 1, A Wing, HBP Prison Wülferhampton*
(But I'm over the fence tonight)
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
* Part of the SodItCo group of companies
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Love from Rooty
Cell 1, A Wing, HBP Prison Wülferhampton*
(But I'm over the fence tonight)
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
* Part of the SodItCo group of companies
Cell 1, A Wing, HBP Prison Wülferhampton*
(But I'm over the fence tonight)
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
* Part of the SodItCo group of companies
Guardian headline: "Ofcom receives complaints over GB News item on defendants’ ‘foreign-sounding names’"
What, you mean like the Huguenot "Farage"? Or "Kruger", or Yusuf? When will we see them in the dock?
Not convinced about "Tice" either
What, you mean like the Huguenot "Farage"? Or "Kruger", or Yusuf? When will we see them in the dock?
Not convinced about "Tice" either
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Guardian headline: "Ofcom receives complaints over GB News item on defendants’ ‘foreign-sounding names’"
What, you mean like the Huguenot "Farage"? Or "Kruger", or Yusuf? When will we see them in the dock?
Not convinced about "Tice" either
What, you mean like the Huguenot "Farage"? Or "Kruger", or Yusuf? When will we see them in the dock?
Not convinced about "Tice" either
I'm getting messages through the temporal anomaly that I just don't understand. Just had this one (ignore the spelling, it's from far Cathay). They're suggesting I buy a secret Yule gift. What do they sell? e-bikes, currently discounted to £1000 (60k groats). Office Secret Santa is getting pricey!
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'm getting messages through the temporal anomaly that I just don't understand. Just had this one (ignore the spelling, it's from far Cathay). They're suggesting I buy a secret Yule gift. What do they sell? e-bikes, currently discounted to £1000 (60k groats). Office Secret Santa is getting pricey!
Could @meadhallwench.bsky.social consider some marketing to increase custom in the Mead Hall in the run-up to Yule? Something like this excellent* example I just saw
* the card certainly helps serfs to be 'drink aware'. "Was that my 7th or 8th pint? Hang on, I'll check my card. Two more to go!"
* the card certainly helps serfs to be 'drink aware'. "Was that my 7th or 8th pint? Hang on, I'll check my card. Two more to go!"
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Could @meadhallwench.bsky.social consider some marketing to increase custom in the Mead Hall in the run-up to Yule? Something like this excellent* example I just saw
* the card certainly helps serfs to be 'drink aware'. "Was that my 7th or 8th pint? Hang on, I'll check my card. Two more to go!"
* the card certainly helps serfs to be 'drink aware'. "Was that my 7th or 8th pint? Hang on, I'll check my card. Two more to go!"
I've not seen this 'advert' to which they refer, but it sounds as if someone called Johnlewiserf has moved to Wülferhampton and is trying to muscle in on my rootveg trading monopoly. This will not end well*
* for Johnlewiserf
* for Johnlewiserf
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I've not seen this 'advert' to which they refer, but it sounds as if someone called Johnlewiserf has moved to Wülferhampton and is trying to muscle in on my rootveg trading monopoly. This will not end well*
* for Johnlewiserf
* for Johnlewiserf
Dodgy suppliers, eh? Just ordering myself a nice e-bike (too many hills around here) & they are offering Worry-Free (TM) delivery for £20 extra
I believe that if there are any problems with non-delivery or damage in transit then that's already their problem, under the various Distance Selling Laws
I believe that if there are any problems with non-delivery or damage in transit then that's already their problem, under the various Distance Selling Laws
November 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Dodgy suppliers, eh? Just ordering myself a nice e-bike (too many hills around here) & they are offering Worry-Free (TM) delivery for £20 extra
I believe that if there are any problems with non-delivery or damage in transit then that's already their problem, under the various Distance Selling Laws
I believe that if there are any problems with non-delivery or damage in transit then that's already their problem, under the various Distance Selling Laws
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Hey Gang, Sergio Aragones Is Going to Take Us
Through The
" Dia De Los Muertos " .
🇲🇽 Tap Here For Full Story 🇲🇽
#sergioaragones #elmaestro #diadelosmuertos
Through The
" Dia De Los Muertos " .
🇲🇽 Tap Here For Full Story 🇲🇽
#sergioaragones #elmaestro #diadelosmuertos
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey Gang, Sergio Aragones Is Going to Take Us
Through The
" Dia De Los Muertos " .
🇲🇽 Tap Here For Full Story 🇲🇽
#sergioaragones #elmaestro #diadelosmuertos
Through The
" Dia De Los Muertos " .
🇲🇽 Tap Here For Full Story 🇲🇽
#sergioaragones #elmaestro #diadelosmuertos
For some weeks I've been watching the activities of a small garden spider I've called Albert, who has made his home across my back door. I can't use the back door now.
I'm now looking at buying a small tube greenhouse heater for the back porch so that he/she won't freeze.
Am I losing it?
I'm now looking at buying a small tube greenhouse heater for the back porch so that he/she won't freeze.
Am I losing it?
October 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
For some weeks I've been watching the activities of a small garden spider I've called Albert, who has made his home across my back door. I can't use the back door now.
I'm now looking at buying a small tube greenhouse heater for the back porch so that he/she won't freeze.
Am I losing it?
I'm now looking at buying a small tube greenhouse heater for the back porch so that he/she won't freeze.
Am I losing it?