Root Veg Serf. Hir Oes i'n Llyw Annwyl!
@rootvegserf.bsky.social
Loyal serf of & Catchfart to the Bretwalda of #Wülferhampton. Grower & retailer of the best-ish root vegetables in Mercia. Owner of Þe Newe Crawlinge Bastarde. BUY GRANNY R'S TURNIP GIN (57 varieties)
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Thanks, but you may want to unfollow. This is a very, very strange a/c. Summary below.
Or maybe not.
Or maybe not.
I've not seen this 'advert' to which they refer, but it sounds as if someone called Johnlewiserf has moved to Wülferhampton and is trying to muscle in on my rootveg trading monopoly. This will not end well*
* for Johnlewiserf
* for Johnlewiserf
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I've not seen this 'advert' to which they refer, but it sounds as if someone called Johnlewiserf has moved to Wülferhampton and is trying to muscle in on my rootveg trading monopoly. This will not end well*
* for Johnlewiserf
* for Johnlewiserf
Dodgy suppliers, eh? Just ordering myself a nice e-bike (too many hills around here) & they are offering Worry-Free (TM) delivery for £20 extra
I believe that if there are any problems with non-delivery or damage in transit then that's already their problem, under the various Distance Selling Laws
I believe that if there are any problems with non-delivery or damage in transit then that's already their problem, under the various Distance Selling Laws
November 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Dodgy suppliers, eh? Just ordering myself a nice e-bike (too many hills around here) & they are offering Worry-Free (TM) delivery for £20 extra
I believe that if there are any problems with non-delivery or damage in transit then that's already their problem, under the various Distance Selling Laws
I believe that if there are any problems with non-delivery or damage in transit then that's already their problem, under the various Distance Selling Laws
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Hey Gang, Sergio Aragones Is Going to Take Us
Through The
" Dia De Los Muertos " .
🇲🇽 Tap Here For Full Story 🇲🇽
#sergioaragones #elmaestro #diadelosmuertos
Through The
" Dia De Los Muertos " .
🇲🇽 Tap Here For Full Story 🇲🇽
#sergioaragones #elmaestro #diadelosmuertos
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey Gang, Sergio Aragones Is Going to Take Us
Through The
" Dia De Los Muertos " .
🇲🇽 Tap Here For Full Story 🇲🇽
#sergioaragones #elmaestro #diadelosmuertos
Through The
" Dia De Los Muertos " .
🇲🇽 Tap Here For Full Story 🇲🇽
#sergioaragones #elmaestro #diadelosmuertos
For some weeks I've been watching the activities of a small garden spider I've called Albert, who has made his home across my back door. I can't use the back door now.
I'm now looking at buying a small tube greenhouse heater for the back porch so that he/she won't freeze.
Am I losing it?
I'm now looking at buying a small tube greenhouse heater for the back porch so that he/she won't freeze.
Am I losing it?
October 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
For some weeks I've been watching the activities of a small garden spider I've called Albert, who has made his home across my back door. I can't use the back door now.
I'm now looking at buying a small tube greenhouse heater for the back porch so that he/she won't freeze.
Am I losing it?
I'm now looking at buying a small tube greenhouse heater for the back porch so that he/she won't freeze.
Am I losing it?
ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!
The management of ÞNCB is pleased(?) to announce that we have a new resident popular beat combo to "entertain" our customers.
"V.J.* Spade and the Hoes" will be performing nightly from tomorrow
* Vegetable Jockey - he's our lead digger. The guys with the hoes back him up.
The management of ÞNCB is pleased(?) to announce that we have a new resident popular beat combo to "entertain" our customers.
"V.J.* Spade and the Hoes" will be performing nightly from tomorrow
* Vegetable Jockey - he's our lead digger. The guys with the hoes back him up.
October 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!
The management of ÞNCB is pleased(?) to announce that we have a new resident popular beat combo to "entertain" our customers.
"V.J.* Spade and the Hoes" will be performing nightly from tomorrow
* Vegetable Jockey - he's our lead digger. The guys with the hoes back him up.
The management of ÞNCB is pleased(?) to announce that we have a new resident popular beat combo to "entertain" our customers.
"V.J.* Spade and the Hoes" will be performing nightly from tomorrow
* Vegetable Jockey - he's our lead digger. The guys with the hoes back him up.
I disagree. In a true democracy the people don't need to take to the streets to complain about the actions of the government. This is what a yearning for democracy looks like. Hopefully the USA will come out of this with a system which gives the people real control over their government. #NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I disagree. In a true democracy the people don't need to take to the streets to complain about the actions of the government. This is what a yearning for democracy looks like. Hopefully the USA will come out of this with a system which gives the people real control over their government. #NoKings
Why I love Wülferhampton No. 512
It ignores silly C21 technology.
I'm really pissed off with Radio 3's constant adverts* for 'Smart speakers'. Why do I want to talk to a speaker? What's wrong with clicking 'play'?
Here, a 'smart speaker' is Minky explaining the concept of 'writing'.
*on the BBC!
It ignores silly C21 technology.
I'm really pissed off with Radio 3's constant adverts* for 'Smart speakers'. Why do I want to talk to a speaker? What's wrong with clicking 'play'?
Here, a 'smart speaker' is Minky explaining the concept of 'writing'.
*on the BBC!
October 15, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Why I love Wülferhampton No. 512
It ignores silly C21 technology.
I'm really pissed off with Radio 3's constant adverts* for 'Smart speakers'. Why do I want to talk to a speaker? What's wrong with clicking 'play'?
Here, a 'smart speaker' is Minky explaining the concept of 'writing'.
*on the BBC!
It ignores silly C21 technology.
I'm really pissed off with Radio 3's constant adverts* for 'Smart speakers'. Why do I want to talk to a speaker? What's wrong with clicking 'play'?
Here, a 'smart speaker' is Minky explaining the concept of 'writing'.
*on the BBC!
Signed
@wulfhelm.bsky.social A repost of this would be appreciated. Unfortunately I can't provide a link to the page that shows the actual petition as the website doesn't allow it unless 5 people have signed it.
What's good for the goose... petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
What's good for the goose... petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
October 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Signed
I like living in the 7th century. Life is so much simpler, if tending towards the brutal and short. We have root vegetables, rat kebabs & dangerous potables. What more could we want?
Just seen this icon via the temporal anomaly. What does it mean? I've seen similar graffiti near the Latrine Pit.
Just seen this icon via the temporal anomaly. What does it mean? I've seen similar graffiti near the Latrine Pit.
October 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I like living in the 7th century. Life is so much simpler, if tending towards the brutal and short. We have root vegetables, rat kebabs & dangerous potables. What more could we want?
Just seen this icon via the temporal anomaly. What does it mean? I've seen similar graffiti near the Latrine Pit.
Just seen this icon via the temporal anomaly. What does it mean? I've seen similar graffiti near the Latrine Pit.
Those of us working in the retail trade in Mercia are aware of the economic difficulties facing many of our customers. At Rootveg'R'We we already try to help with our buy 3 for the price of 4 deals. Now we're offering extended credit! Simply pay a 100%deposit and the remaining 50% over 48 hours.
October 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Those of us working in the retail trade in Mercia are aware of the economic difficulties facing many of our customers. At Rootveg'R'We we already try to help with our buy 3 for the price of 4 deals. Now we're offering extended credit! Simply pay a 100%deposit and the remaining 50% over 48 hours.
Could a new career be beckoning? (with the help of a copy of Photoshop)
October 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Could a new career be beckoning? (with the help of a copy of Photoshop)
I hope they strip-searched him on the pavement to check he didn't have a suicide vest under that jacket? That's the sort of thing terrorists do, isn't it?
BREAKING: Heroic police officers save public from this terrifying terrorist who was holding a sign the government doesn’t like x
October 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I hope they strip-searched him on the pavement to check he didn't have a suicide vest under that jacket? That's the sort of thing terrorists do, isn't it?
Curious musings of a vegetable retailer no.3387
Why are people allowed to refer to Peanut 'butter'? Thanks to pressure from the milk-growers, we have to call Oat Milk "processed white liquid with oats", and vegan can-believe-its-not-butter as 'Vegan block', so why 'Peanut butter', not peanut gloop?
Why are people allowed to refer to Peanut 'butter'? Thanks to pressure from the milk-growers, we have to call Oat Milk "processed white liquid with oats", and vegan can-believe-its-not-butter as 'Vegan block', so why 'Peanut butter', not peanut gloop?
September 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Curious musings of a vegetable retailer no.3387
Why are people allowed to refer to Peanut 'butter'? Thanks to pressure from the milk-growers, we have to call Oat Milk "processed white liquid with oats", and vegan can-believe-its-not-butter as 'Vegan block', so why 'Peanut butter', not peanut gloop?
Why are people allowed to refer to Peanut 'butter'? Thanks to pressure from the milk-growers, we have to call Oat Milk "processed white liquid with oats", and vegan can-believe-its-not-butter as 'Vegan block', so why 'Peanut butter', not peanut gloop?
Well, the annual putting-the-sprouts-on-to-boil in the Mead Hall in October is a pretty decisive turning point.
So if hack journalists or lazy historians are to be believed were there any events in Anglo-Saxon history that weren't a "....decisive turning point in English history, paving the way toward a unified kingdom."?
September 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Well, the annual putting-the-sprouts-on-to-boil in the Mead Hall in October is a pretty decisive turning point.
Our fame is spreading!
The New European crossword a couple of weeks ago
26 Across. Ancient English Kingdom appears in commercial (6 letters)
Hint: it's not "Wülfie"
The New European crossword a couple of weeks ago
26 Across. Ancient English Kingdom appears in commercial (6 letters)
Hint: it's not "Wülfie"
September 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Our fame is spreading!
The New European crossword a couple of weeks ago
26 Across. Ancient English Kingdom appears in commercial (6 letters)
Hint: it's not "Wülfie"
The New European crossword a couple of weeks ago
26 Across. Ancient English Kingdom appears in commercial (6 letters)
Hint: it's not "Wülfie"
My family aren't all hard-working entrepreneurs, working 24/7 to earn an honest crust in the root vegetable, brassica, gin and ratsmeat trade. We have a few black sheep, like cousin SoberSerf, an itinerant Temperance preacher. He's just arrived in Wülferhampton for a rest (& to let his wounds heal)
September 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My family aren't all hard-working entrepreneurs, working 24/7 to earn an honest crust in the root vegetable, brassica, gin and ratsmeat trade. We have a few black sheep, like cousin SoberSerf, an itinerant Temperance preacher. He's just arrived in Wülferhampton for a rest (& to let his wounds heal)
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oooohhhh friends are not safe
I feel ill
Donate ? Share? care???
I feel ill
Donate ? Share? care???
September 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
oooohhhh friends are not safe
I feel ill
Donate ? Share? care???
I feel ill
Donate ? Share? care???
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A brave man and his family, feeding stray cats in Gaza under horrible conditions. Please send some help if you can 🙏
Good morning dear friends, here is today’s #Motification. I’ve spoken to Mo @helpcatsmsallam and he’s fine. The shelling is still terrible. He has work at Al Shifa today and tonight. Sorry it’s late.
Plse send a little bit if you can
paypal.me/animalrescue703
Plse send a little bit if you can
paypal.me/animalrescue703
September 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A brave man and his family, feeding stray cats in Gaza under horrible conditions. Please send some help if you can 🙏
Things I discovered today
The Breton word for a clown is "furlukin"
My daily quota of happiness has been reached.
The Breton word for a clown is "furlukin"
My daily quota of happiness has been reached.
August 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Things I discovered today
The Breton word for a clown is "furlukin"
My daily quota of happiness has been reached.
The Breton word for a clown is "furlukin"
My daily quota of happiness has been reached.
Once we had posties who delivered stuff
Now we have Evri, & trying to find out when or if your parcel will arrive has a serious touch of Zen about it
I know what postcode the parcel SHOULD be delivered to, but how can I know the postcode it will ACTUALLY get delivered to until it's been delivered?
Now we have Evri, & trying to find out when or if your parcel will arrive has a serious touch of Zen about it
I know what postcode the parcel SHOULD be delivered to, but how can I know the postcode it will ACTUALLY get delivered to until it's been delivered?
August 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Once we had posties who delivered stuff
Now we have Evri, & trying to find out when or if your parcel will arrive has a serious touch of Zen about it
I know what postcode the parcel SHOULD be delivered to, but how can I know the postcode it will ACTUALLY get delivered to until it's been delivered?
Now we have Evri, & trying to find out when or if your parcel will arrive has a serious touch of Zen about it
I know what postcode the parcel SHOULD be delivered to, but how can I know the postcode it will ACTUALLY get delivered to until it's been delivered?
Reposted by Root Veg Serf. Hir Oes i'n Llyw Annwyl!
Reposted by Root Veg Serf. Hir Oes i'n Llyw Annwyl!
If defacing mini roundabouts with red paint is a response to 'reasonable concerns', then so is defacing planes with red paint. Can't pick just one.
August 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
If defacing mini roundabouts with red paint is a response to 'reasonable concerns', then so is defacing planes with red paint. Can't pick just one.
Sherlocke eat your heart out! Last night I was reading a bedtime story to the orphans about the adventures of the great Viking* detective Hërcules Parröt and one of the little darlings pointed out that there were earlier, REAL, great detectives, and showed me this example from 835
* Belgii!
* Belgii!
August 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sherlocke eat your heart out! Last night I was reading a bedtime story to the orphans about the adventures of the great Viking* detective Hërcules Parröt and one of the little darlings pointed out that there were earlier, REAL, great detectives, and showed me this example from 835
* Belgii!
* Belgii!
Looks like being a busy week ahead in Wülferhampton. I think some of the younger happy, smiling orphans were hoping for a day off for the Bank Holiday, but I had to point out they are in Mother Turnip's Sunshine Home, not the Bank of Mercia. Also, we need to make groats while the sun shines
August 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Looks like being a busy week ahead in Wülferhampton. I think some of the younger happy, smiling orphans were hoping for a day off for the Bank Holiday, but I had to point out they are in Mother Turnip's Sunshine Home, not the Bank of Mercia. Also, we need to make groats while the sun shines
E-mails to make your spirits sink into deep depression
They omit to add: and they will deliver it on Tuesday to someone 37 miles away in a house with a different name and postcode.
They omit to add: and they will deliver it on Tuesday to someone 37 miles away in a house with a different name and postcode.
August 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
E-mails to make your spirits sink into deep depression
They omit to add: and they will deliver it on Tuesday to someone 37 miles away in a house with a different name and postcode.
They omit to add: and they will deliver it on Tuesday to someone 37 miles away in a house with a different name and postcode.