Rook 💕
@rookery.bsky.social
mid-30's | queer fat odd ex-Texan | be cool or else | she/they | fandom, life, and personal posting | 🔞 could get adult here who knows
~tags I may use: #rookplays #lifepix ~
~tags I may use: #rookplays #lifepix ~
being warned repeatedly by our pilot that this flight is going to be "quite turbulent"
haha ok cool man cool
haha ok cool man cool
February 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM
being warned repeatedly by our pilot that this flight is going to be "quite turbulent"
haha ok cool man cool
haha ok cool man cool
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Writing porn about characters with no canonical information about their downstairs situations and assigning cock sizes based purely on what would be most awkward for all concerned.
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Writing porn about characters with no canonical information about their downstairs situations and assigning cock sizes based purely on what would be most awkward for all concerned.
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At least I'll always have Kate Beaton's version
February 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
At least I'll always have Kate Beaton's version
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thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
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Lady just asked me to watch her luggage while she went to the bathroom??? Isn't that like rule #1 that we're not supposed to do??? she got mad when I hesitated but ???
I'd die for a stranger's belongings anywhere else that wouldn't get me like. Arrested.
I'd die for a stranger's belongings anywhere else that wouldn't get me like. Arrested.
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Lady just asked me to watch her luggage while she went to the bathroom??? Isn't that like rule #1 that we're not supposed to do??? she got mad when I hesitated but ???
I'd die for a stranger's belongings anywhere else that wouldn't get me like. Arrested.
I'd die for a stranger's belongings anywhere else that wouldn't get me like. Arrested.
Why it 80 gajillion degrees in this airport 😫
February 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Why it 80 gajillion degrees in this airport 😫
If nothing else, this trip has been absolutely hanging over my head since November, so at least it will be Over before this week ends and I can try to recover and build back better. There are things to look forward to this year, and I want to be fully present for them.
February 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
If nothing else, this trip has been absolutely hanging over my head since November, so at least it will be Over before this week ends and I can try to recover and build back better. There are things to look forward to this year, and I want to be fully present for them.
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My take on fatphobia discourse is that I have adopted Todd T. Squirrel's approach to life and my life is infinitely better now than when it was when I was "watching my weight"
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
My take on fatphobia discourse is that I have adopted Todd T. Squirrel's approach to life and my life is infinitely better now than when it was when I was "watching my weight"
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We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family
January 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family
I wish I didn't pack like I wasn't sure if I was going away for 3 days or 3 months, but I am what I am.
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I wish I didn't pack like I wasn't sure if I was going away for 3 days or 3 months, but I am what I am.
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This whole current Discord fiasco might be the perfect time for me to stop being on the internet and walk into the woods, never to return
February 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
This whole current Discord fiasco might be the perfect time for me to stop being on the internet and walk into the woods, never to return
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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They're called Ring cameras because an evil ghost lives in there
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
They're called Ring cameras because an evil ghost lives in there
Reading my little story where the protagonist is always having a worse time than me so I can safely dissociate from the impending Bad Time I'm facing. Yay!
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Reading my little story where the protagonist is always having a worse time than me so I can safely dissociate from the impending Bad Time I'm facing. Yay!
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Did not watch halftime show, am hearing Bad Bunny married all of us to him through the tv? Woke is too much now I fear
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Did not watch halftime show, am hearing Bad Bunny married all of us to him through the tv? Woke is too much now I fear
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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
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Ever have a day where every single thing you say is stupid and wrong lmao
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Ever have a day where every single thing you say is stupid and wrong lmao
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Happy Super Bowl Sunday to all who celebrate
February 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Happy Super Bowl Sunday to all who celebrate
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Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
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Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!
February 8, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!
Waking up early kinda slaps, except for in all the ways that it kinda sucks.
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Waking up early kinda slaps, except for in all the ways that it kinda sucks.