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roisinb.bsky.social
@roisinb.bsky.social
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Fuck it, restarting my book thread
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I wish I was the nondescript bassist or ugly drummer in one of the world's biggest bands. Sitting on millions in absolute anonymity. But I don't have rhythm.
June 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I am normal and fun at parties
June 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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One of the best hours of television of all time! Only somebody who hasn’t watched it would disagree
June 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Have a Lieutenant Graham Gore
May 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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I take it as an enormous badge of honour that professional whinger John Boyne refuses to go to Pantibar. And indeed clearly he has never been there if he thinks you won’t find “actual” gays and lesbians there lol
May 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
A biography subtitled “a very private life” is the most reliable indication of someone being gay
May 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Developing a profound spiritual connection with Gerard Manley Hopkins from beyond the grave
May 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Anyone want to talk about The Terror?
May 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
He’s just like me
May 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Is it possible to achieve a state of living where listening to All My Friends doesn’t hurt?
May 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
We’re starting a band
May 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you break it down enough, eventually all any tarot will say to you is “try harder” or “get over it”
May 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I fucking love sending post so much
May 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Positive affirmation: no one is going to make me marry a farmer
May 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Your mission if you choose to accept is to sit in a cinema for three hours watching Tom Cruise bludgeon AI to death with a hammer.
May 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Stealing all the good pens from work is praxis
May 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Something I’ve learned from Depop is people will call anything a babydoll dress
May 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Ms. Rachel is braver than the troops.
May 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
They should invent therapy that feels good
May 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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It’s incredible to me the hoops that this festival has jumped through to avoid being ‘DILF’
May 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Need a Nellie Dean-style hangout
(With minimal prompting, I relay two decades worth of gossip to you instead of working)
May 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Librarian in a horror film who shows you how to use the microfiche
May 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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"I'd crusade if the new Pope asked me to" wow, cool. What if he asked you to love and protect immigrants
May 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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The thing is, Hannibal Lecter is a Dracula.
May 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM