Sarah
@rodeokitten.bsky.social
Was a cat lady before we became big news. Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo. My posts definitely do not represent my employer.
Have not yet been proven wrong in my assertion that January fucking SUCKS. Love to have my normal anxiety and depression seasoned with situational extra anxiety AND a high fever.
January 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Have not yet been proven wrong in my assertion that January fucking SUCKS. Love to have my normal anxiety and depression seasoned with situational extra anxiety AND a high fever.
Not all caramel needs to be salted! And not all white rice needs to be basmati.
January 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Not all caramel needs to be salted! And not all white rice needs to be basmati.
Absolutely! I'm stealing this
January 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Absolutely! I'm stealing this
I never did that but my sister did sneak me a PB&J when I was in enterics isolation
January 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I never did that but my sister did sneak me a PB&J when I was in enterics isolation
Back for a split second to report that my neighbor told me that he's not a "fruit guy" but he really liked my cookies anyway. So difficult for me to understand not loving fruit!
January 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Back for a split second to report that my neighbor told me that he's not a "fruit guy" but he really liked my cookies anyway. So difficult for me to understand not loving fruit!
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
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men are way too emotional to be president
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
men are way too emotional to be president
"Also, she won the Nobel Peace Prize and I didn't, so I'm going to be a bitch about her forever and you better be one too"
Trump on María Corina Machado: "I think it'd be very tough for her to be the leader. She doesn't have the support or the respect within the country. She's a very nice woman but she doesn't have the respect."
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
"Also, she won the Nobel Peace Prize and I didn't, so I'm going to be a bitch about her forever and you better be one too"
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god, grant me the serenity of a stupid asshole in congress
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
god, grant me the serenity of a stupid asshole in congress
Making cranberry cookies and realized just in the nick of time that I'd mixed up the measurements for baking soda and baking powder. Whew! Don't know what would have happened but I doubt it would have been good. #cookieparty
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Making cranberry cookies and realized just in the nick of time that I'd mixed up the measurements for baking soda and baking powder. Whew! Don't know what would have happened but I doubt it would have been good. #cookieparty
Happy New Year, dear friend!
January 1, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Happy New Year, dear friend!
Gratitude list! Every day I write down three things I'm grateful for, big or small.
January 1, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Gratitude list! Every day I write down three things I'm grateful for, big or small.
Happy New Year! Eat your good luck foods and do NOT do any laundry today. You don't want to wash away your luck or love in the new year.
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Happy New Year! Eat your good luck foods and do NOT do any laundry today. You don't want to wash away your luck or love in the new year.
Back for a split second to share this picture I took last night at the Washington National Cathedral. Merry Christmas and I'll see you in the New Year!
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Back for a split second to share this picture I took last night at the Washington National Cathedral. Merry Christmas and I'll see you in the New Year!
There is no cure apart from a light coma
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
There is no cure apart from a light coma
That's usually where I am too. One of the most frequent is "Why did I say that mean thing in 8th grade?"
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
That's usually where I am too. One of the most frequent is "Why did I say that mean thing in 8th grade?"
Thank you! I thought so too.
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Thank you! I thought so too.
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This fucking owns. The very best thing that made it over from the previous unpleasant site. You will feel SO good.
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This fucking owns. The very best thing that made it over from the previous unpleasant site. You will feel SO good.
Thank you so much! I had no idea about this. It was absolutely thrilling to grant someone's wish. 💙
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Thank you so much! I had no idea about this. It was absolutely thrilling to grant someone's wish. 💙
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this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on