robert "florida ounces" wire
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“Kennedy would be less hazardous if he decided to do cardiac surgery. Then he would kill people only one at a time rather than his current ability to kill by the thousands. Why is it that killing a single person is seen as murder but killing masses is excused if you are a politician?”
Dr Bill Foege
Dr Bill Foege
August 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“Kennedy would be less hazardous if he decided to do cardiac surgery. Then he would kill people only one at a time rather than his current ability to kill by the thousands. Why is it that killing a single person is seen as murder but killing masses is excused if you are a politician?”
Dr Bill Foege
Dr Bill Foege
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I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
August 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
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i think the next bullshit tech bubble will be the one. going all in on the next piece of shit thing
August 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i think the next bullshit tech bubble will be the one. going all in on the next piece of shit thing
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Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
![Screenshot of a tweet:
British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak...
[Photo of a book page] "The dash of British cavalry officers was never greater than at the opening of the Crimean campaign in the spring of 1854. These aristocratic horsemen were, in the idiom of the day, "plungers," "tremendous swells." They affected elegant boredom, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy," and interlarded sentences with loud and meaningless exclamations of "Haw, haw." Their sweeping whiskers, languid voices, tiny waists, laced in by corsets, and their large cigars were irresistible, frantically admired, and as frantically envied. Magnificently mounted, horses were their passion; they rode like the devil himself, and their confidence in their ability to defeat any enemy single-handed was com-plete. Cavalry officers were saying in London drawing-rooms that to take infantry on the campaign was superfluous; the infantry would merely be a drag on them, and had better be left at
home."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uqonrv6u7reqli3kksljamwr/bafkreifqd3kvkwqy6k2vuajha3vrughks5bfvl72vglbaywl7nnzyxwqp4@jpeg)
August 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
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just tried to explain the donkey kong family lineage to my wife and i sounded like a maniac
July 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
just tried to explain the donkey kong family lineage to my wife and i sounded like a maniac
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Thinking about the tut-tutting Democratic politicians who spent their two years in power warning that Supreme Court expansion was too radical an idea to even think about taking seriously. You absolute fucking rubes. You gigantic, credulous losers. I hope you are ashamed of yourselves today.
June 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Thinking about the tut-tutting Democratic politicians who spent their two years in power warning that Supreme Court expansion was too radical an idea to even think about taking seriously. You absolute fucking rubes. You gigantic, credulous losers. I hope you are ashamed of yourselves today.
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watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
April 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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you owe us, God
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
April 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
you owe us, God
i'm going to miss taskmaster and his accidentally-adopted daughter so much 😔
April 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
i'm going to miss taskmaster and his accidentally-adopted daughter so much 😔
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instagram rolled out AI chatbots with different personas, and one of them is John Pork who i think is going to kill me
April 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
instagram rolled out AI chatbots with different personas, and one of them is John Pork who i think is going to kill me
also i fixed up the taskmaster's first internet ad comic 🙂↕️
April 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
also i fixed up the taskmaster's first internet ad comic 🙂↕️
taskant doodles
April 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
taskant doodles
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as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery
April 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery
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Taskmaster and Deadpool's chemistry in one picture
March 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Taskmaster and Deadpool's chemistry in one picture
good evening lords and ladiessssss (is anyone else obsessed with @poppylaur.bsky.social 's tiffany the maidinfluencer 😭)
March 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
good evening lords and ladiessssss (is anyone else obsessed with @poppylaur.bsky.social 's tiffany the maidinfluencer 😭)
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They don't really show their affection. At least not in the point of canon I draw them in and not in standard ways. Ppl know the beginnings of the story mostly, there might be changes later, depending on how they grow as characters in my head. I'm leaving them space to breathe and grow XD
March 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
They don't really show their affection. At least not in the point of canon I draw them in and not in standard ways. Ppl know the beginnings of the story mostly, there might be changes later, depending on how they grow as characters in my head. I'm leaving them space to breathe and grow XD
thank you @kimhu.bsky.social for letting me know he's a little robot
![ant blabbing while tasky doesn't pay attention. in the next panel, ant glitches, sparks flying off him. tasky says "AGAIN?" next panel, blank-faced ant says in a robot voice "your [eric o'grady] life model decoy is overdue for routine service." tasky pinches the bridge of his nose: "im gonna go back in fuckin time and mercy Steve jobs all over again."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ie6cxrs4dz67bhep2llyq6ag/bafkreiglrw3rpyoqop54ggd4n242psawgywgl6qk5v6pq7kb73zmu6c7gy@jpeg)
March 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
thank you @kimhu.bsky.social for letting me know he's a little robot
about to be so incredibly brave and go into a grocery story for the first time in months 🙏
March 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
about to be so incredibly brave and go into a grocery story for the first time in months 🙏
bendy spider-man🥺
March 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
bendy spider-man🥺
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(Comic) Taskmaster- "Back From Hell"
Taskmaster is back after getting lost in Hell with Deadpool*. Only problem is that he was supposed to be somewhere with a certain someone.
#Taskmaster #Blackant #Deadpool
*Previous comic short: bsky.app/profile/kamy...
Taskmaster is back after getting lost in Hell with Deadpool*. Only problem is that he was supposed to be somewhere with a certain someone.
#Taskmaster #Blackant #Deadpool
*Previous comic short: bsky.app/profile/kamy...
March 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
(Comic) Taskmaster- "Back From Hell"
Taskmaster is back after getting lost in Hell with Deadpool*. Only problem is that he was supposed to be somewhere with a certain someone.
#Taskmaster #Blackant #Deadpool
*Previous comic short: bsky.app/profile/kamy...
Taskmaster is back after getting lost in Hell with Deadpool*. Only problem is that he was supposed to be somewhere with a certain someone.
#Taskmaster #Blackant #Deadpool
*Previous comic short: bsky.app/profile/kamy...
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watched some reacher on the treadmill today and i do love that we have a whole franchise whose central premise is “what if a man were really big”
February 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
watched some reacher on the treadmill today and i do love that we have a whole franchise whose central premise is “what if a man were really big”
watching reacher for the first time and you know... cinema....
March 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
watching reacher for the first time and you know... cinema....