robert "florida ounces" wire
LightNews LightNews
banner
robertwire.bsky.social
robert "florida ounces" wire
@robertwire.bsky.social
86 followers 98 following 38 posts
Posts Replies Media Videos
robertwire.bsky.social
he's introducing her to the classics🥲
screenshot of spice girls "say you'll be there" on a playlist called "tony masters"
April 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
robertwire.bsky.social
i'm going to miss taskmaster and his accidentally-adopted daughter so much 😔
ellie peering over taskmaster's shoulder: "what is that? teleporter? high tech tracker? doomsday device?" taskmaster, holding a little rectangle: "ipod." taskmaster and ellie sitting side by side, ellie leaning against his shoulder while they share a pair of wired headphones. ellie: "so in the ancient times, you guys were just stuck to wires whenever you listened to your sad old man music?" taskmaster: "in the ancient times, we threw disrespectful little twerps off the sides of mountains."
April 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
robertwire.bsky.social
also i fixed up the taskmaster's first internet ad comic 🙂‍↕️
taskmasters 1st internet ad comic. panel 1: tm puts his hand on dougs shoulder and says "doug my man where are we on the duckduckgo search results?" doug says ummmmm page uhhh. next: doug squints at his laptop and clicks a few times. next: dougs etes widen and he clicks frantically, clicks filling up the background. next: taskmaster stares at nothing while licks continue to fill the background. final: tm stands with his face in his hands, giant text saying BUSINESS LOSER pointing at him.tm says "doug, file for chapter 11 bankruptcy. again." doug, offscreen, says "on it, boss!"
April 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
robertwire.bsky.social
taskant doodles
various doodles of taskmaster and black ant. ant looking at an alien skin mag and tasky calling him a pervert, taskmaster lying on his back kicking his feet in the air, ant doing a music video move of pointing from his hands and knees
April 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
robertwire.bsky.social
good evening lords and ladiessssss (is anyone else obsessed with @poppylaur.bsky.social 's tiffany the maidinfluencer 😭)
bust sketch of tiffany the maid influencer wearing her pink hennin
March 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
robertwire.bsky.social
thank you @kimhu.bsky.social for letting me know he's a little robot
ant blabbing while tasky doesn't pay attention. in the next panel, ant glitches, sparks flying off him. tasky says "AGAIN?" next panel, blank-faced ant says in a robot voice "your [eric o'grady] life model decoy is overdue for routine service." tasky pinches the bridge of his nose: "im gonna go back in fuckin time and mercy Steve jobs all over again."
March 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
robertwire.bsky.social
bendy spider-man🥺
page of sketches of spider-man in a black suit. he twists to look down his body, back bends in half, and hangs from the ceiling
March 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
robertwire.bsky.social
truly, from the bottom of my heart, get his ass (from avengers: the initiative issue 13)
Trainee: "I READ ON THE INTERNET THAT YOU ONLY HAVE TO SEE SOMETHING DONE ONCE, AND YOU CAN ALL OF A SUDDEN DO IT YOURSELF." Taskmaster: "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S CALLED HAVING PHOTOGRAPHIC REFLEXES. I CAN SHOOT LIKE HAWKEYE, FIGHT LIKE IRON FIST, FENCE LIKE THE BLACK KNIGHT." Trainiee: "YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRAIN OR PRACTICE OR ANYTHING?" Taskmaster: "NOPE. THERE A POINT TO THIS, BUTTERBALL?" Trainee: "SO, UM... THEN WHAT QUALIFIES YOU TO TEACH US HOW TO PRACTICE?" Taskmaster looks shocked. The next panel is the recruits all running laps while Taskmaster yells.
March 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
robertwire.bsky.social
hangs out with and pukes on:/
alex holding up an alien head and taskmaster puking on kitty. kitty glares at him.
March 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
robertwire.bsky.social
we do also have to talk about the cat taskmaster hangs out with in agent x
March 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM
robertwire.bsky.social
it's hard to call any taskmaster moment Underrated since he is hardly Rated in the first place (peace and blessings), but this one from agent x where he spends a week watching romcoms so he can use his Special Power to ask out his ex girlfriend is. up there.
taskmater sitting on the ground clutching his head while sandi looks concerned: "You know my gift. If I see someone do something, I can do it. All this week I've been watching soap operas and comedy romances trying to find some clue how to do this. I don't think it worked."
March 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
robertwire.bsky.social
rizzmaster
spidey looking angry and pointing at taskmaster "what does this guy have that i dont?" deadpool:"millions of dollars sometimes?" ellie: "respect for women?" princess: "a gun."
March 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
robertwire.bsky.social
is there an actual name for spider-man/taskmaster/deadpool
taskmaster and deadpool having a long conversation. spiderman in the background squinting at them, the homophobic dog meme beside him
March 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
robertwire.bsky.social
more spideypool fanart 🤏
spideypool fanart. spidey is halfway crawling up dp's side. they're both in defensive poses while they stare down a small mouse. background text: oh shit it's a rat spideypool fanart. spidey swinging by and grabbing dp's gun by the barrel. he looks amused. dp is on his back like a bug, yelling YOUR BARE HAND?!?
March 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
robertwire.bsky.social
who said that?
taskmaster fanart. he's just standing there, blocking some text behind him he turns and looks offended at the text which says TITMASTER
March 1, 2025 at 11:59 AM
robertwire.bsky.social
spideypool content🫵
spideypool fanart. peter holds a burrito aloft, the spidey suit pulled down to his waist and tied like a jacket. he has a black eye and bloody ear and lip, as well as some bruises on his body. top surgery scars are visible. dp has his mask pulled up to his nose, sitting with his chin in his hand gazing fondly up at peter. peter is ranting, a speech bubble with indecipherable text that says "long incomprehensible diatribe caused by low blood sugar." dp says "i love how demonstrably ill you are physically and otherwise."
March 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
robertwire.bsky.social
taskmaster takes a corporate contract
succession and taskmaster fanart. logan asks kendall "son are you a [bleeped]?", kendall says "no papa i simply [bleeped] a poor person on accident. roman: "ha! papa thinks kendall is a [bleeped] unlike me." shiv: "roman didn't you [bleeped] the interim ceo?" taskmaster watches all this in silence taskmaster stares at the audience and asks "what kind of [bleeped] ing businesses is this???"
February 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
robertwire.bsky.social
while i'm at it, scenes from a work retreat:
silly comic based on that video where the shirtless british(?) dudes kiss and then hit each other with a steel chair. taskmaster has the chair.
February 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM
robertwire.bsky.social
taskmaster's 1st internet ad (a metaphor for trying to find content about him now that there's a very popular unrelated tv show) 😔
comic called taskmaster's first internet ad. first panel, taskmasker asks: "hey doug, where are we on the duckduckgo search results?" doug says "ummm... page... uhhh". next panel: doug squint at his laptop and clicks a lot. next panel: the clicks intensify while doug looks bemused. next: taskmaster's blank skull face while the clicks continue. final panel: taskmaster puts his face in his hands and says "doug file for chapter 12 bankruptcy. again." and doug says "on it boss"
February 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
robertwire.bsky.social
we have got to get stupider (taskmaster identity shenanigans)
spider-man clinging to a wall and asking deadpool "hey where's your kid these days?" deadpool waves a hand casually and says "don't worry about ellie, she's hanging with tony." spider-man looks confused and pictures iron man deadpool thinks about taskmaster spidey grabs deadpool by the shirt and says "that literally factually cannot be true in reality." deadpool says "has anyone ever told you that you look like a basketball from this angle?"
February 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
robertwire.bsky.social
taskmaster content
taskmaster squinting at his phone and typing. speaking aloud: "who up... mastering... they... tasks... aaand post."
February 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM