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Robert F.P. Ludwick
@robert.ludwick.us
By day I am a seasoned software engineering leader. I am also a father & husband, video game enthusiast, general nerd, & technologist. Eater of 🍕, 🍣, & 🍜; terrible player of ⚽️🏒 sports.

https://ludwick.us
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That’s quite a row.

Did he col you out on it?
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Coworker: How good are you with Excel?
Me: I do not excel with it.

Some time later, we switch to Google Sheets

Me: I’m actually pretty sheet at Excel
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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The perfect New England holiday item doesn't exi–
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
One of my coworkers named their son Wesley, but has no idea of @wilwheaton.net’s character from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

I feel for that kid later in life.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Apropos of nothing, here are my top three Doritos flavors in order of when I first tried them.

- Tapatio
- Flaming Hot Cool Ranch
- Flaming Hot Limon

I tried the Flaming Hot Limon a couple of days ago and boy is it tasty. Also, apparently I'm trending spicier as I age.
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Now I understand 67. This morning the clock said 6 and my body knew it was 7.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Oldest kiddo's Halloween trick-or-treating plans upended at the last minute with a request to go with a friend in said friend's neighborhood. Friend's parents cool with us not walking with, so I took the opportunity to make my Friday hockey game I planned to miss. We beat the league leaders!
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I don’t do gummies, but I’m pretty sure that taking three would have a drastically different result than the one given.

Also, and I’m not sure this is a flex, I can have a drink of alcohol and not miss a beat at all.
Wait what do these people think drinking is like?
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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If you take 3 gummies you wake up in the Skyrim opening cutscene
Wait what do these people think drinking is like?
October 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Our HOA just notified all households that our contracted landscaping company is requiring removal of all Halloween decorations so they can clean up fallen tree leaves.

They announced this to the community four days before the Halloween holiday.

What an absolute joke.
October 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Youngest (13mo) would tell you that cleaning her face is a crime against humanity.
October 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Trufact
What I said: We have to leave in 20 minutes.

What my kids heard: Pull out every loose piece of paper from your desk and throw it around the hallway.
October 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Oldest at soccer practice. Comes up to me, says something akin to the following:

“Daddy, I’m thirsty. I’m out of water. Also I poured some of it out earlier.”
a young boy with a yellow shirt on is smiling for the camera .
Alt: a young boy with a yellow shirt on is smiling for the camera .
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Pharmacies would make a killing if they also sold hot soup.
October 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I always knew I was born to be a Regulator. My grandfather’s clock here.

cc @tamarcurry.bsky.social @thisisjefflegaspi.com @c2yoshi.bsky.social
September 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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nothing says "we care about your privacy" more than sharing your data with 222 partners
September 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The silver lining to my gaming rig’s motherboard dying last week was that I went back to my Steam Deck until it was repaired, and ended up finishing Dave the Diver. What a fun, excellent game.
September 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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The alpha for Drop By Dungeon is currently available to play!

Give it a try and let me know what you think!

dropbydungeon.com
dropbydungeon.com
September 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A buddy of mine, @tamarcurry.bsky.social, recently released dropbydungeon.com.

It’s fun. You should go play it.
dropbydungeon.com
September 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM