That’s quite a row.

Did he col you out on it?

Both of ‘em, layabouts

Where was your layabout husband in all of this?!

The knife *almost* sells it. It needs pom juice on the blade though.

HOA just sent a followup email, clarifying that the holiday spirit is strong in our community and that folks should move decorations if they can; if they cannot the landscapers will revisit later.

I wonder how many folks complained before the board relented.

The earliest reasonable time is: ASAP

I want to be Full-Size Candy Bar People, but our neighborhood has a seemingly infinite number of Trick-or-Treaters... We're well enough off, but not at that scale.

I really hope none of my directs mention this to me.

My Friday ice hockey update - second game as a defender in a row, and it sure seems I’ll stay there. Teammates say I’ve got good instincts on angles and disruption.

Sigh. I played defense in indoor soccer for ages, and wanted to be somewhere *else* in hockey.