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Robby pHlögg
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Lawks-a-lordy my bottom’s on fire
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ANNOUNCE POCH
February 11, 2026 at 10:11 AM
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Now then
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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Floppy haired git
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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made some dried skin flakes from scratch
January 24, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I got run over by a boat at THE HENTY MACHINERY FIELD DAYS
January 24, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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DAD (pounding on the bathroom door): You better not be doing meteorology in there!
January 23, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Fuck
January 22, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Enough of Pedro Fucking Porro and his performative bullshit!
January 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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SACK HIM PLEASE
January 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Floppy haired git
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Tottenham Hotspur Football Club…
January 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Inspired by Looney Tunes cartoons as a kid I tried stepping on a rake to see if it would hit me in the face.
Knocked out cold…
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 11:23 AM
First day back at work…
January 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Moon looks good
January 2, 2026 at 9:31 AM
SACK HIM PLEASE
January 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
All Australians of the boomer generation are shit but the absolute worst are Queenslanders on holiday outside Queensland. We need a way to keep these arseholes in Queensland
December 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I’m not really a tv guy but I’m 5 episodes into The Old Man on SBS OnDemand and it’s ok actually
December 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Christmas beetles are the absolute mouth breathers of the insect world. Total fuckwits.
December 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
You know who I feel bad for?

Everyone who started producing Tottenham Hotspur podcasts during the euphoria of the first 10 games of 23/24 and now feel obligated to keep pumping out content.

Can you imagine having to do that? FUCK!
December 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mark Howard makes me irrationally angry
December 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
December 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Sydney Airport T3 can eat a jumbo-sized bag of rancid dicks
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM