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31. EIC @surrealresolution.bsky.social; Host of #DecibelBoost. Drummer for Amenorrhea. Cosplayer. CSM brainrot. contact: robert@surrealresolution.com
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Pinned post for those new here: name's Robert! Here's some things to know

-I'm into cosplay!
-I host a music podcast over on @surrealresolution.bsky.social
-I talk way too much about cartoons, movies, games, etc.
-All of my jokes are very lame.
-Have fun sticking around!
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Considering that Gary K. Wolf finally got back the full rights to Roger Rabbit recently, he could do something with his characters & a bunch of public domain cartoon characters

Regardless of the end result it'd still be 1,000,000 times more interesting than just "lets make a horror movie with them"
A Betty Boop horror film adaptation ‘BOOP’ is in the works.

The film is being introduced to buyers at the American Film Market by VMI Worldwide.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This has the same energy as David Lynch playing the bartender on the Cleveland Show and I will not elaborate further at this time
Bowser Jr. Voiced by Benny Safdie, co-director of Uncut Gems.
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
(checks the ol' bluesky timeline)

Huh... sounds like I really should've gone to see Virgin Punk.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Had to pause in the middle of this King of the Hill episode... is Bobby reading what I think he's reading?
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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In a world full of terrible role models for young people, I’m so glad there are also smart, joyful and empathetic people like Ms Rachel and Mychal Threets.
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Ah yes, Orter Madl, aka "what *actually* happened when Harry Potter became a cop." #Mashle
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Ah yes, now time for #Mashle season 2, and the absolute bop that is "Bling Bang bang Born!"
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"Demon psychology." Do I have to read Demon Jung or Demon Freud for this class? #BlueExorcist
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Aaand now time for another arc of #BlueExorcist. ...goody. At least we're getting a break from Uverworld OP's, so that's a positive.
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Time to kick off #Toonami with #BleachTYBW.
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Futurama (Series, 1999 - )
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I'm going to say this very clearly: if you hand it to MTG on literally anything, anything at all, you are a fucking rube
You fucking people will let anyone off the hook for their violent hateful beliefs and all they have to do is say shiny words you like

You’re all a bunch of Nazi tattoo forgiving, Jewish space lasers forgetting gullible marks getting played for fools

As a Jew I suggest you all go fuck yourselves.
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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I seem to remember whole congressional hearings about the terrible destructive force that is violence in video games and yet, there is a very strange quiet about an unregulated technology that coaches people to suicide.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Something worth noting: Rockstar is leaning HEAVILY on the excuse that the unionising employees were "leaking private company information"

They want people to assume this means game info or assets.

But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:

'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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I feel like reminding people that any body language analysis or similar practice that says "If this person is fidgeting or messing with their hair or avoiding eye contact, they're being DECEPTIVE" is bullshit because neurodivergent folks do that shit ALL THE TIME.
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Remember that one scene in Victorious where Cat Valentine said her favorite VP was Dick Cheney?

Ya think she'd be going through it today?
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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periodic reminder that chiropractors practice based on vibes and pseudoscience and you shouldn’t go to them but definitely NEVER let them manipulate your neck
Chiropractors:

GUT INFLAMMATION 😩😱

Radiologist:

that’s poop
November 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Something just clicked for me: the main reason Hamilton discourse is so obnoxious to me is the same reason that Bioshock Infinite discourse is so insufferable: people falsely assume that the politics are The Point of the story, forgetting that the political backdrop is pretty much a red herring.
November 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I need people to understand that no baby leftist on this Earth was ever swayed to the dark side of modern fascism because Daveed Diggs bounced around and rapped good as a goofy Thomas Jefferson. Having a hot take about an Obama-era musical that people like is not automatically praxis.
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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The folks who get righteously angry at the mere notion of enjoying Hamilton are *so* much more irritating than any fan has ever been.

No, enjoying the Broadway version of an extended Schoolhouse Rock segment doesn't make you a slavery apologist, that would be fucking asinine. It's a musical.
are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
So uh... how are y'all baseball fans doin' this week?
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Chainsaw Man finally makes its silver screen debut with literal explosions, as well as crushing heartbreak and lots of Shark Fiend. Read @robbarracuda.bsky.social's review of "Chainsaw Man - The Movie: Reze Arc" here:

www.surrealresolution.com/index.php/20...
Film Review: Chainsaw Man – The Movie: Reze Arc
It has been quite a long time since I last wrote about Chainsaw Man on this site, with the 2022 anime television series still standing as an incredibly strong adaptation and one of the best shows o…
www.surrealresolution.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Short version because people aren't reading the blog

- "dislikes", essentially just a "not interested" button, private, doesn't effect anyone but yourself

- "Social proximity", puts people you know at the top of comments

- "Reply context", shows people full thread before they reply
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Saw a video on tiktok of the Rapper Aminé dressed as T-Bo from iCarly.

Do with this information what you will
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM