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Actively trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with us
So what normal with a mild case of pot spring and loud music
Kinda sorta in Vancouver
Pinned
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #810,057!
This is straight up a “fuck we’re gonna end up in a fight”smoke
They’re done with this
This is the Foreign Minister of Denmark and the Minister of Foreign Affairs for Greenland sharing a cigarette after meeting JD Vance
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
And before people say “well America has nukes”, two of the nations that went today, maintain their own, and have mobile capabilities, including subs including ballistic capable
Each move is relevant to specific discussions or outbursts
Know what’s fucking insane?

Our NATO allies are sending troops to Greenland to defend against a possible US invasion.

I know this administration doesn’t understand anything about anything, but the US is not self-sufficient enough to thrive in an interconnected world on our own.
January 14, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Fuck you cold and flu
January 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
This would be why Germany is now sending troops there, joining Sweden France, Norway, and the Uk.
Won’t be long until Canada does, and article 5 is invoked if that matters anymore
Breaking news: Today’s meeting about Greenland between U.S. and Danish officials ended in a standstill.

“We didn’t manage to change the American position,” said Lars Lokke Rasmussen, the top Danish diplomat.
Vance-hosted Greenland meeting ends with ‘fundamental disagreement’
Diplomats from Denmark and Greenland had originally requested the meeting with Secretary of State Marco Rubio after provocative statements from the president.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Yea let’s kick off WW3 because you’re an idiot.
Q: Are Greenland's limits going to be respected?

TRUMP: Well we're gonna see what happens with Greenland. We need Greenland for national security. If we don't go in Russia is gonna go in & China is gonna go in. And there's not a thing that Denmark can do about it. But we can do everything about it
January 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
No they didn’t you seized tankers.
Stealing is different from giving gramps
Q: The de facto number 2 in Venezuela seems pretty reluctant to work with the US--

TRUMP: They just gave up 50 million barrels of oil
January 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
He’s gonna do the stupid thing.
Q: Would you be willing to leave NATO to get Greenland?

TRUMP: I wouldn't be telling you. But Greenland is very security for natl security. There's not a thing Denmark can do if Russia or China wants to occupy Greenland. But there's everything we can do. You found that out last week with Venezuela
January 14, 2026 at 9:25 PM
In one video you have a senior have a stroke, a senior having a seizure, a senior who’s wiping so much sweat away he’s prolly having a heart attack to kids, where probably promise candy to be there and moms who more than likely drank a box of wine for breakfast
Who need SNL when you have this
Trump face is drooping and he's fighting wokeness again today
January 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Took longer than I thought it would.
Breaking on MS NOW: Rep. Jason Crow's spokesperson has confirmed to MS NOW that the Justice Department has contacted the congressman over to the illegal orders video that he other Democrats made.
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Do you want that alphabetically or chronologically?" And may have to double check with my lawyer first…
Although it maybe quicker to list what’s not, dealers choice
what is wrong with all of you
January 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Whatever the question is today the answer is maybe, unless it’s pizza then it’s yes, or baked bungie jumper then it’s no
January 14, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Keep your sanity today folks
#nowspinning
January 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Reposted by Rob
Two of the most inexplicable things about the largely incoherent OLC opinion:

First, on p.19 it says (correctly) that the operation was a "use of force" under international law, and then adds: "There is either a treaty that prohibits that use of force or there isn't." [1]

@justsecurity.org
“It is unlikely that even the full loss of the strike force would amount to the type of sustained casualties that would amount to a constitutional war” that lawmakers must approve, wrote the head of the department’s Office of Legal Counsel, T. Elliot Gaiser.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
Justice Dept. Memo Said Trump Could Send Troops Into Venezuela on His Own
www.nytimes.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I just threw up in my mouth
Karoline Levitt's grandpa holding her son.

...Oh wait...

...that's her husband. He was 42 when she was 10. 😵‍💫
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 AM
And country
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Young adult trauma refresher
Y’all had one of these in your house
January 14, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Reposted by Rob
Bless the Ford worker who called Donald Trump a pedophile protector to his face today, which made President Pedo Protector throw up his tiny middle finger.
January 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Was good run folks
January 14, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Pickle Rick.
🚨"They've got guns and pepper spray but there's more of us out here; I admit we are scared—but we are not gonna back down! We will protect our city, we will protect our neighbors," -Minneapolis protester in Pickle Rick costume. WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
See mom I told you I’m a prize 🖕
January 14, 2026 at 2:47 AM
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Uhhhh…..
The president appears to be in a k hole on stage.
January 14, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Brain break, let’s run naked through the streets then go eat taco salads and pudding cups
January 14, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The sociopathic way of him saying this in defence of protesters in Iran, while his goons shoot protesters in the face on city streets in his own country.
BREAKING

In a new interview with CBS Evening News anchor Tony Dokoupil, Trump says that if the Islamic Republic of Iran hangs protestors this week, the world will see “very strong action” taken against the regime.

He also suggests he may order assassinations of regime leaders and regime officials
January 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM