Ryan Anderson
rmanderson1979.bsky.social
Ryan Anderson
@rmanderson1979.bsky.social
Fort Branch, IN
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[me at the vet] here’s all my money, i don’t care, whatever it takes, do u need more

[me at my dr] a $20 copay, that’s outrageous
October 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Be strict with yourself and tolerant of others, Marcus Aurelius says. Your standards are for you.
September 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
June 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Trump’s current front-runners for SecDef are Mark Harmon’s character from NCIS reruns, Colonel Sanders, a Mar-a-lago gardener who wore camo cargo shorts once, and an AI-generated image of his face on Rambo’s body.
April 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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This is perfect. Absolutely perfect.
April 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Donald Trump & Transgender Mice
Donald Trump & Transgender Mice
YouTube video by Brent Terhune
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March 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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The kids dropped the egg carton from the fridge, smashing four eggs. I will never financially recover from this
February 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
@markhertling.bsky.social Could you describe the characteristics of a good leader? Especially being officer in the military. We had a debate at work a night ago about what makes a good leader and the lack of them in our society at the moment.
February 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Based on the reaction to today’s column, I’m right. Calling out willful ignorance makes people uncomfortable. As it should.

www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
As Trump's election is certified, Americans should declare war on stupidity | Opinion
On the eve of Donald Trump's election certification, the best thing Americans can do is remember that stupidity should be embarrassing.
www.usatoday.com
January 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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LISTEN HERE REAL QUICK! The Buttercream Dream is back, Jack! And he’s got some words for the Jabroni HULK HOGAN!…..SKEEEEWW!!

(Sorry this video is too long for BlueSky so enjoy it here on YouTube!)
HULK HOGAN Gets ROASTED by The Buttercream Dream!
YouTube video by Corey Ryan Forrester
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January 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Winter storm dinosaur tracks in Indiana. #winter storm
January 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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What I thought would kill me, by age:

0-20: Russian nuke
20-30: AIDS
30-50: Terrorists
50-present: the people who copied off me in high school.
December 13, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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The older I get, the more I realize most people are a few books short of a free personal pan pizza.
November 26, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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Mike Tyson slapped Jake Paul at the weigh-in before their fight 😳
November 15, 2024 at 1:31 AM