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Robert Jordan
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Infosec / GRC nerd and Halloween enthusiast. He/Him. Be kind.
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Everybody to the limit!

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Everybody to the Limit
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Gonna miss 21st Amendment. #beerhoals #brewery
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Listen. I don’t wish anyone harm. However…..if I did….

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China sentences 5 Myanmar scam kingpins to death
Five others were handed life sentences, while nine of the accused were handed prison sentences of three to 20 years.
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November 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This is bad for Everyone. Very bad. Very very bad. I can’t stress enough how incredibly bad this is. Soon we’ll all be rebooting our phones nightly.
SCOOP: Spyware maker NSO Group confirmed to us that the company has been acquired by a U.S. investment group.

NSO's spokesperson said the group "has invested tens of millions of dollars in the company and has acquired controlling ownership," but declined to say who is behind the investment.
Spyware maker NSO Group confirms acquisition by US investors | TechCrunch
NSO Group confirmed to TechCrunch that an unnamed group of American investors has taken “controlling ownership” of the surveillance tech maker.
techcrunch.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Meet our keynote @dmitri.silverado.org , Co-Founder & Executive Chairman of Silverado Policy Accelerator, taking the stage at CYBERWARCON 2025.

A leading authority on cyberespionage & cyber warfare, his expertise has influenced global cybersecurity strategy and policy.

Grab your ticket today!
September 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The fact that I agree with Rand Paul means we are living in an alternate reality.
Rand Paul: "The reason we have trials & we don't automatically assume guilt is what if we make a mistake and they happen to be people fleeing the Venezuelan dictator? ... off our coast it isn't our policy just to blow people up ... even the worst people in our country, they still get a trial."
September 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
A Gulfstream IV and a cessna cj3 buzzing the house this early morning. Something special must be going on or our little airport is just getting more popular.
a gorilla is eating a piece of banana and says hmmmm .
ALT: a gorilla is eating a piece of banana and says hmmmm .
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September 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Been a hot minute since I’ve seen the queues like this. #patch @playpalia.com
August 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Always good advice
August 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I'm in a phenomenal talk on gender inequality in cybersecurity this morrning and this is such a great cheat sheet for intersectional fair employment.
August 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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July 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Cartoon
June 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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⚠️ Update: #Iran has now been disconnected from the global internet for 36 hours; live metrics show national connectivity remains in the low few percent of ordinary levels with only a handful of users able to connect via multi-hop VPNs 📉
June 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
That's a wrap for #SLEUTHCON - As always, amazing content. Missed out this year? Checkout some content from previous years, and set a reminder to sign up for next year!

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June 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"I have a lot of questions about the parents, in general" - Allison Nixon when asked about parents of 'the com' kids. #SLEUTHCON 🤪🤣
June 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"Does anyone remember Symantec?" - Alan Liska #SLEUTHCON 🤪
June 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The lightning round at #SLEUTHCON is 🔥
June 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"Ransomware is a pain in the ass for us, but also it looks like we're a pain in the ass for them." - Bavi Sadayappan #SLEUTHCON
June 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"Nothing good runs on .top" - John Mancuso dropping truth bombs at #SLEUTHCON.
June 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM