Cris
@ristophe.bsky.social
Gamer, garderner and general nerd. Lover of most things cooking, plant or video game related. I just try to make people laugh.
Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘♂️👬
York, UK
www.twitch.tv/ristophe
Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘♂️👬
York, UK
www.twitch.tv/ristophe
Chocolate stout in the divorce glass
Any guesses on how things are with Tim and Kit?...
Any guesses on how things are with Tim and Kit?...
January 23, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Chocolate stout in the divorce glass
Any guesses on how things are with Tim and Kit?...
Any guesses on how things are with Tim and Kit?...
Quote post a gif with a clue of where you’re from…
January 23, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Quote post a gif with a clue of where you’re from…
Good morning, good boys
January 23, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Good morning, good boys
January 22, 2026 at 9:17 PM
K, look how offensive this is...
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 PM
K, look how offensive this is...
Not measured by any app sadly, but I got 11 and a half hours sleep last night
Thats essentially comatose for me
Thats essentially comatose for me
January 20, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Not measured by any app sadly, but I got 11 and a half hours sleep last night
Thats essentially comatose for me
Thats essentially comatose for me
Someone needs to slap me today
Form an orderly queue please, I wont have pushing
Form an orderly queue please, I wont have pushing
January 19, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Someone needs to slap me today
Form an orderly queue please, I wont have pushing
Form an orderly queue please, I wont have pushing
Reposted by Cris
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
📞Hello Cris's Cute Canine Cuts, Cris speaking....
(He was a very good boy and let me use the electric clippers after many cheese bribes)
(He was a very good boy and let me use the electric clippers after many cheese bribes)
January 18, 2026 at 3:05 PM
📞Hello Cris's Cute Canine Cuts, Cris speaking....
(He was a very good boy and let me use the electric clippers after many cheese bribes)
(He was a very good boy and let me use the electric clippers after many cheese bribes)
Looks like the loads are staying inside today 🌧
January 18, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Looks like the loads are staying inside today 🌧
Florals? In winter?...
Groundbreaking
Groundbreaking
January 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Florals? In winter?...
Groundbreaking
Groundbreaking
Im playing gin and tonic and ive had a lot of PS5 to drink
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Im playing gin and tonic and ive had a lot of PS5 to drink
First WFP of the year
York is DEAD...I love it
York is DEAD...I love it
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 PM
First WFP of the year
York is DEAD...I love it
York is DEAD...I love it
Morning. TGIF and all that schabang
January 16, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Morning. TGIF and all that schabang
I caught a bit of EastEnders last night before Traitors. Dint get a word.
Everyone was mumbling under their breathe and permanently wearing big coats, even when sat indoors.
Is there anything else to it?
Everyone was mumbling under their breathe and permanently wearing big coats, even when sat indoors.
Is there anything else to it?
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I caught a bit of EastEnders last night before Traitors. Dint get a word.
Everyone was mumbling under their breathe and permanently wearing big coats, even when sat indoors.
Is there anything else to it?
Everyone was mumbling under their breathe and permanently wearing big coats, even when sat indoors.
Is there anything else to it?
No meetings today
Welcome to Cris' absolute bare minimum day!
Welcome to Cris' absolute bare minimum day!
January 14, 2026 at 8:06 AM
No meetings today
Welcome to Cris' absolute bare minimum day!
Welcome to Cris' absolute bare minimum day!
Right, whats everyone avin for tea?
January 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Right, whats everyone avin for tea?
Aaaaand she cancelled the meeting last minute. Might have made my mind up now...
Thanks for all the advice y'all
Thanks for all the advice y'all
I have my annual review meeting with my boss later today.
How do I subtly let her know im looking for a new job, without actually telling her?
How do I subtly let her know im looking for a new job, without actually telling her?
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Aaaaand she cancelled the meeting last minute. Might have made my mind up now...
Thanks for all the advice y'all
Thanks for all the advice y'all
I have my annual review meeting with my boss later today.
How do I subtly let her know im looking for a new job, without actually telling her?
How do I subtly let her know im looking for a new job, without actually telling her?
January 12, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I have my annual review meeting with my boss later today.
How do I subtly let her know im looking for a new job, without actually telling her?
How do I subtly let her know im looking for a new job, without actually telling her?
"I sense nothing..."
January 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
"I sense nothing..."
Slightly diminish a game
Text of Duty
Text of Duty
Slightly diminish a game.
Pretty good Mario
Pretty good Mario
Slightly diminish a game.
Latest Fantasy
Latest Fantasy
January 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Slightly diminish a game
Text of Duty
Text of Duty
First train was bliss. Second train, i was stood up for 2 and a half hours between Birmingham and York, crammed in like sardines, and next to a toilet. Now sat down as my spine gets back in place.
I wont be leaving the house till July now, just sayin...
I wont be leaving the house till July now, just sayin...
January 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
First train was bliss. Second train, i was stood up for 2 and a half hours between Birmingham and York, crammed in like sardines, and next to a toilet. Now sat down as my spine gets back in place.
I wont be leaving the house till July now, just sayin...
I wont be leaving the house till July now, just sayin...