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Cris
@ristophe.bsky.social
Gamer, garderner and general nerd. Lover of most things cooking, plant or video game related. I just try to make people laugh.

Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️‍🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘‍♂️👬
York, UK
www.twitch.tv/ristophe
KT Tunstall's tech support company:

Suddenly, IT
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Morning
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Omg this week. How the hell is it still Tuesday?

Its not even 9 o'clock!!
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Av a bit of that mofos

Topped with harissa powder and out of date breadcrumbs
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
More dinner-spiration please...

Ways to use up remnants of a cheeseboard (i.e a load of different amounts of different cheeses)?

Winner gets kudos
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I may have roleplayed my character having a danger wank in this week's D&D sesh

💅
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
K, so the hangover is dealt with
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Cannot believe the nerve of this guy.

That hungover horn though
Dear Tomorrow Cris,

I am SO sorry

Regards,

Today Cris
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Dear Tomorrow Cris,

I am SO sorry

Regards,

Today Cris
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
We're at it again...
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Cris is not awake
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Trying to not let drainers ruin my Friday feeling
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Trying to enjoy a bath, but ive done a princess Margaret...
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Morning all

I have no meetings at all today 😁

Sorry if this was too exciting to cope with
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Outlook Classic is best Outlook

Change my mind
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Everyone alright then?
November 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My dad entered his local village scarecrow competition (I cant share his entry as gives away his location)

He came 2nd....and this abonimation won.

Hes currently frantically texting me in a fit of rage. Ive never laughed so much in my life
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I must be mad, but im not on the Jonathan Bailey bus
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Big birthday puddings
November 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Videogamers:

Ball X Pit is as good as it sounds
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Cake day for me (39) 🎂

And here's proof that you can find like minded people on the internet. More gifts not pictured...very lucky boy 🥰

Some very kind and thoughtful folk out there. Thank you SO much. Means the world x
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
A glorious weekend was had with the fabulous @dnlmrkrssll.bsky.social and @kthschfld.bsky.social

4 in the nook - a new record

Cheers lads(ladslads)
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Jocktober has been completed

Its been emotional. Shout out goes to the straps for their support
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Morning. Happy spooky day to those that celebrate
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 AM