Cris
@ristophe.bsky.social
Gamer, garderner and general nerd. Lover of most things cooking, plant or video game related. I just try to make people laugh.
Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘♂️👬
York, UK
www.twitch.tv/ristophe
Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘♂️👬
York, UK
www.twitch.tv/ristophe
KT Tunstall's tech support company:
Suddenly, IT
Suddenly, IT
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
KT Tunstall's tech support company:
Suddenly, IT
Suddenly, IT
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Age yourself with gaming
Omg this week. How the hell is it still Tuesday?
Its not even 9 o'clock!!
Its not even 9 o'clock!!
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Omg this week. How the hell is it still Tuesday?
Its not even 9 o'clock!!
Its not even 9 o'clock!!
Av a bit of that mofos
Topped with harissa powder and out of date breadcrumbs
Topped with harissa powder and out of date breadcrumbs
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Av a bit of that mofos
Topped with harissa powder and out of date breadcrumbs
Topped with harissa powder and out of date breadcrumbs
More dinner-spiration please...
Ways to use up remnants of a cheeseboard (i.e a load of different amounts of different cheeses)?
Winner gets kudos
Ways to use up remnants of a cheeseboard (i.e a load of different amounts of different cheeses)?
Winner gets kudos
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
More dinner-spiration please...
Ways to use up remnants of a cheeseboard (i.e a load of different amounts of different cheeses)?
Winner gets kudos
Ways to use up remnants of a cheeseboard (i.e a load of different amounts of different cheeses)?
Winner gets kudos
I may have roleplayed my character having a danger wank in this week's D&D sesh
💅
💅
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I may have roleplayed my character having a danger wank in this week's D&D sesh
💅
💅
K, so the hangover is dealt with
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
K, so the hangover is dealt with
Cannot believe the nerve of this guy.
That hungover horn though
That hungover horn though
Dear Tomorrow Cris,
I am SO sorry
Regards,
Today Cris
I am SO sorry
Regards,
Today Cris
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Cannot believe the nerve of this guy.
That hungover horn though
That hungover horn though
Dear Tomorrow Cris,
I am SO sorry
Regards,
Today Cris
I am SO sorry
Regards,
Today Cris
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Dear Tomorrow Cris,
I am SO sorry
Regards,
Today Cris
I am SO sorry
Regards,
Today Cris
Trying to not let drainers ruin my Friday feeling
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Trying to not let drainers ruin my Friday feeling
Trying to enjoy a bath, but ive done a princess Margaret...
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Trying to enjoy a bath, but ive done a princess Margaret...
Morning all
I have no meetings at all today 😁
Sorry if this was too exciting to cope with
I have no meetings at all today 😁
Sorry if this was too exciting to cope with
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Morning all
I have no meetings at all today 😁
Sorry if this was too exciting to cope with
I have no meetings at all today 😁
Sorry if this was too exciting to cope with
Outlook Classic is best Outlook
Change my mind
Change my mind
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Outlook Classic is best Outlook
Change my mind
Change my mind
Everyone alright then?
November 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Everyone alright then?
My dad entered his local village scarecrow competition (I cant share his entry as gives away his location)
He came 2nd....and this abonimation won.
Hes currently frantically texting me in a fit of rage. Ive never laughed so much in my life
He came 2nd....and this abonimation won.
Hes currently frantically texting me in a fit of rage. Ive never laughed so much in my life
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My dad entered his local village scarecrow competition (I cant share his entry as gives away his location)
He came 2nd....and this abonimation won.
Hes currently frantically texting me in a fit of rage. Ive never laughed so much in my life
He came 2nd....and this abonimation won.
Hes currently frantically texting me in a fit of rage. Ive never laughed so much in my life
I must be mad, but im not on the Jonathan Bailey bus
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I must be mad, but im not on the Jonathan Bailey bus
Videogamers:
Ball X Pit is as good as it sounds
Ball X Pit is as good as it sounds
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Videogamers:
Ball X Pit is as good as it sounds
Ball X Pit is as good as it sounds
Cake day for me (39) 🎂
And here's proof that you can find like minded people on the internet. More gifts not pictured...very lucky boy 🥰
Some very kind and thoughtful folk out there. Thank you SO much. Means the world x
And here's proof that you can find like minded people on the internet. More gifts not pictured...very lucky boy 🥰
Some very kind and thoughtful folk out there. Thank you SO much. Means the world x
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Cake day for me (39) 🎂
And here's proof that you can find like minded people on the internet. More gifts not pictured...very lucky boy 🥰
Some very kind and thoughtful folk out there. Thank you SO much. Means the world x
And here's proof that you can find like minded people on the internet. More gifts not pictured...very lucky boy 🥰
Some very kind and thoughtful folk out there. Thank you SO much. Means the world x
A glorious weekend was had with the fabulous @dnlmrkrssll.bsky.social and @kthschfld.bsky.social
4 in the nook - a new record
Cheers lads(ladslads)
4 in the nook - a new record
Cheers lads(ladslads)
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
A glorious weekend was had with the fabulous @dnlmrkrssll.bsky.social and @kthschfld.bsky.social
4 in the nook - a new record
Cheers lads(ladslads)
4 in the nook - a new record
Cheers lads(ladslads)
Jocktober has been completed
Its been emotional. Shout out goes to the straps for their support
Its been emotional. Shout out goes to the straps for their support
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Jocktober has been completed
Its been emotional. Shout out goes to the straps for their support
Its been emotional. Shout out goes to the straps for their support
Morning. Happy spooky day to those that celebrate
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Morning. Happy spooky day to those that celebrate