Scott
@scottnotscot.bsky.social
I'm here for dad jokes, TV chat, a little politics, food envy, and a lot of cat spotting. DMs open.
Oxford. 🏳️🌈. He/him
https://www.instagram.com/scottisnotabot
Oxford. 🏳️🌈. He/him
https://www.instagram.com/scottisnotabot
I'm convinced that wine bottles have been shrinkflated. What other explanation is there for the fact they don't last as long as they used to?
January 24, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I'm convinced that wine bottles have been shrinkflated. What other explanation is there for the fact they don't last as long as they used to?
"Oh I love the colour you've gone for in your dining room. It really reminds me of..."
"Rotting fish? Funny you should say that..."
"Rotting fish? Funny you should say that..."
January 24, 2026 at 8:49 AM
"Oh I love the colour you've gone for in your dining room. It really reminds me of..."
"Rotting fish? Funny you should say that..."
"Rotting fish? Funny you should say that..."
Omg I think this is what football supporters feel when their team wins the Premier division.
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
I'm still team Stephel. Raphen?
I'm rooting for Stephen and Rachel so much #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Omg I think this is what football supporters feel when their team wins the Premier division.
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Claudia: "you're going to walk down this dam"
Me, if I were there: "fuck that, I'm a traitor, just banish me right now and I'm going back for a cup of coffee"
#TheTraitors
Me, if I were there: "fuck that, I'm a traitor, just banish me right now and I'm going back for a cup of coffee"
#TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Claudia: "you're going to walk down this dam"
Me, if I were there: "fuck that, I'm a traitor, just banish me right now and I'm going back for a cup of coffee"
#TheTraitors
Me, if I were there: "fuck that, I'm a traitor, just banish me right now and I'm going back for a cup of coffee"
#TheTraitors
I'm still team Stephel. Raphen?
I'm rooting for Stephen and Rachel so much #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I'm still team Stephel. Raphen?
I love how Rachel talks like a mob boss sometimes. "Stephen really had my back and that hasn't gone unnoticed."
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I love how Rachel talks like a mob boss sometimes. "Stephen really had my back and that hasn't gone unnoticed."
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
Obviously wine won. Happy weekend!
January 23, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Obviously wine won. Happy weekend!
I really fancy a glass of wine but I'm already drowsy and sluggish. Do I have one and risk falling asleep before dinner?
January 23, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I really fancy a glass of wine but I'm already drowsy and sluggish. Do I have one and risk falling asleep before dinner?
Quote post a gif with a clue of where you’re from…
January 23, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Quote post a gif with a clue of where you’re from…
3:30 is a normal time to wake up, right?
January 23, 2026 at 5:17 AM
3:30 is a normal time to wake up, right?
I'm going to be in an all-day workshop in the office today.
Pray for me.
Pray for me.
January 22, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I'm going to be in an all-day workshop in the office today.
Pray for me.
Pray for me.
I'm not going to be able to watch #TheTraitors tonight or tomorrow. I'm fully resigned to it being spoiled.
January 21, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I'm not going to be able to watch #TheTraitors tonight or tomorrow. I'm fully resigned to it being spoiled.
I mix up these two with an upsetting frequency.
January 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I mix up these two with an upsetting frequency.
QOTD
What countries you driven in ?
England
Wales
Scotland
Germany
Canada
Slovenia
Iceland
What countries you driven in ?
England
Wales
Scotland
Germany
Canada
Slovenia
Iceland
QOTD
What countries you driven in ?
England
Wales
Scotland
Canada
America
Netherlands
Greece
Portugal
Denmark
Czech Republic
Germany
Italy
Spain
What countries you driven in ?
England
Wales
Scotland
Canada
America
Netherlands
Greece
Portugal
Denmark
Czech Republic
Germany
Italy
Spain
QOTD
What countries you driven in ?
England
Wales
Scotland
Canada
America
France
Ireland
Iceland
Germany
What countries you driven in ?
England
Wales
Scotland
Canada
America
France
Ireland
Iceland
Germany
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 AM
QOTD
What countries you driven in ?
England
Wales
Scotland
Germany
Canada
Slovenia
Iceland
What countries you driven in ?
England
Wales
Scotland
Germany
Canada
Slovenia
Iceland
*Has the urge to snack*
"No Scott, you don't need to snack. You're not hungry and you'll be having dinner soon."
*Demolishes half a chocolate Santa*
"No Scott, you don't need to snack. You're not hungry and you'll be having dinner soon."
*Demolishes half a chocolate Santa*
January 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
*Has the urge to snack*
"No Scott, you don't need to snack. You're not hungry and you'll be having dinner soon."
*Demolishes half a chocolate Santa*
"No Scott, you don't need to snack. You're not hungry and you'll be having dinner soon."
*Demolishes half a chocolate Santa*
Well I use walls & ceilings to hold my roof up, create shelter, and divide my home into different rooms, but I'm fascinated to find out what other uses people have for them...
January 18, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Well I use walls & ceilings to hold my roof up, create shelter, and divide my home into different rooms, but I'm fascinated to find out what other uses people have for them...
Eating out of date mince pies because I bought way too many before Christmas.
January 18, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Eating out of date mince pies because I bought way too many before Christmas.
I don't think I have the patience for this game.
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 18th 2026 (Hard), in less than 14 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 18th 2026 (Hard), in less than 14 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 AM
I don't think I have the patience for this game.
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 18th 2026 (Hard), in less than 14 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 18th 2026 (Hard), in less than 14 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
I can't scroll past a picture of a cat and not hit the like button.
January 18, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I can't scroll past a picture of a cat and not hit the like button.
Reposted by Scott
Everything reminds me of him...
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Everything reminds me of him...
We're discussing what colour to paint our bedroom.
The other half: "Well I've only ever had beige bedrooms before. And Newcastle United."
The other half: "Well I've only ever had beige bedrooms before. And Newcastle United."
January 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
We're discussing what colour to paint our bedroom.
The other half: "Well I've only ever had beige bedrooms before. And Newcastle United."
The other half: "Well I've only ever had beige bedrooms before. And Newcastle United."
This statement so close to my name. What could it mean?
January 17, 2026 at 8:10 AM
This statement so close to my name. What could it mean?
Saw this and thought "oh right so I should tell ChatGPT to fuck off?" but no, the "very rude" prompts include calling it a "gofer"...
Research shows being rude to LLMs, rather than polite, results in more accurate outcomes.
How sad, yet entirely unsurprising!
How sad, yet entirely unsurprising!
January 17, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Saw this and thought "oh right so I should tell ChatGPT to fuck off?" but no, the "very rude" prompts include calling it a "gofer"...