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Scott
@scottnotscot.bsky.social
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I'm here for dad jokes, TV chat, a little politics, food envy, and a lot of cat spotting. DMs open.

Oxford. 🏳️‍🌈. He/him

https://www.instagram.com/scottisnotabot
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I couldn't resist.
Stylised text "Red wine for Scott"
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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A recipe borrowed from @sundownerstudio.bsky.social. Yum!
A large rectangle puff pastry with aubergine, courgette, goats cheese and red onion.
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Yeah apparently it's the jaw responding to the extra pressure by growing more, to strengthen itself. Nothing will make them go away. They don't bother me or anything.

Annotated photo in case you're curious.
A close up photo of the lower half of the inside of my mouth. Lumps on the inside of my jaw on each side have been circled.
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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I was looking up the cast of Muppets Treasure Island earlier.

I have questions about the photo Google is using for this guy...

share.google/JBWiuGrrHw0T...
A screenshot from Google of an icon for Danny Blackner. The photo of him: a man naked except for a pork pie hat and a pair of black briefs. He is holding the nozzle of a Henry vacuum cleaner down the front of his briefs.
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Part 5: GWR train seats.
My legs with my knees pressed against the back of the seat in front of me.
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I think I did it wrong.
Screenshot from HMRC website: "your estimated take home pay for 2025/26 £342,506.35 a year".
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Sweet potato satay curry.
A large bowl containing chunks of sweet potato and kale in an orange/tan sauce drizzled with hot sauce next to some rice.
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
scottnotscot.bsky.social
What's in my mug?
The view of a mug from above. It contains a thick brown blob in a black liquid.
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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🍑
A chunk of potato shaped like a bum.
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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2/5 would not buy again.
My hand holding a Maltesers cake bar.
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
scottnotscot.bsky.social
Well it seems I've been forgotten by the Premium Bonds again, so it's another month at my desk for me.
A selfie of me with a neutral face.
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
scottnotscot.bsky.social
This is what their bedroom looks like at the moment, @nickysee.bsky.social.
From bottom to top: a wall with peeling wall paper. The top ends in plasterboard and there is some plastic sheet revealed. On top of the wall is a wooden house with wooden boards, forming the attic floor above. Wooden joists with no ceiling, revealing a chimney wrapped in plastic.
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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A GIANT HORNET FLEW DOWN THE CHIMNEY 😭.

It's trapped behind the fire guard at the moment. How can I get rid of it?
A hornet crawling along the inside of a mesh fire guard.
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Not to be mistaken with...
Nandos Perinaise sauce.
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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This song came out when I was 17. You can imagine how quickly I came to hate it.
Scotty Doesn't Know by Lustra.
October 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Erm...
The Isle of Wight on Google Maps.
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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😢
Toclarify for those who will inevitably not actually read this caption, A THESE DO NOT EXIST! To clarify thisisa SNACKFISH(I have to type this otherwise will get endless messages asking where to get them)
October 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I've not heard this version before.

The original is one of my favourite songs and Bonnie has some great ones too, but I can't say that she's enhanced this one.
A screenshot of Bonnie Tyler - Band of Gold playing on my phone.
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
Three puppets (Sooty, Sweep and Sue) in front of a man with a rough pudding bowl haircut and a beard looking shocked.
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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You and @andyukb.bsky.social love to criticise my choices don't you 😭.
Notifications on my phone showing "just another hoyw" and "Andy Ghoulwell" replying to my original post.
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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It's too windy for this shit.
Me outdoors in running kit. I'm grimacing and my hair is being blown back, making it clear that I am not wearing a hair piece. Me outdoors in running kit frowning while sticking my tongue out. My hair is being blown about a bit.
October 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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What a great hotel this must be: LGBTQIA+ friendly *and* they support Unicode!
Property Info Service animals are allowed, Service animals are exempt from fees/restrictions, Pets not allowed Property does not require health documentation at check-in, Professional property host/manager, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Unicode Support true, Parking height restrictions apply, Cashless transactions are available, Property does not offer onsite COVID-19 testing.
October 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I'm glad they don't try to oversell themselves.
A leaflet for "Regular Window Cleaning" with a photo on it of a man cleaning a window.
October 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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How about this one?
A single storey brick and glass building with some shrubs.
October 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Reminds me of a Dutch bonnet.
A porcelain head wearing a lace bonnet that points up at the top and out at the sides.
October 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM