Scott
@scottnotscot.bsky.social
I'm here for dad jokes, TV chat, a little politics, food envy, and a lot of cat spotting. DMs open.
Oxford. 🏳️🌈. He/him
https://www.instagram.com/scottisnotabot
Oxford. 🏳️🌈. He/him
https://www.instagram.com/scottisnotabot
Two quotes about tonight's dinner:
"it's not going to be good but it will be dinner"
"it's somehow simultaneously wet and dry"
"it's not going to be good but it will be dinner"
"it's somehow simultaneously wet and dry"
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Two quotes about tonight's dinner:
"it's not going to be good but it will be dinner"
"it's somehow simultaneously wet and dry"
"it's not going to be good but it will be dinner"
"it's somehow simultaneously wet and dry"
Do we pay £770 to upgrade our heating or do we just stay a bit colder than we'd like 🤔?
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Do we pay £770 to upgrade our heating or do we just stay a bit colder than we'd like 🤔?
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I mean, look, it's not wrong, is it?
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I mean, look, it's not wrong, is it?
I'm trying magnesium supplements to see if they help me sleep better. Apparently they are also laxatives.
Tonight could go one of two ways. But hopefully not both at the same time.
Tonight could go one of two ways. But hopefully not both at the same time.
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm trying magnesium supplements to see if they help me sleep better. Apparently they are also laxatives.
Tonight could go one of two ways. But hopefully not both at the same time.
Tonight could go one of two ways. But hopefully not both at the same time.
As a child and teenager, I drank exclusively orange juice, Dr Pepper and tea with two sugars (and maybe some cheap booze towards the end of that time period...) and yet I have zero fillings.
My teeth are dental marvels.
My teeth are dental marvels.
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
As a child and teenager, I drank exclusively orange juice, Dr Pepper and tea with two sugars (and maybe some cheap booze towards the end of that time period...) and yet I have zero fillings.
My teeth are dental marvels.
My teeth are dental marvels.
Boy George's artwork clearly isn't selling. BBC News doing a puff piece on it this morning.
There's a chain of art galleries with a branch in Oxford that's doing a Boy George collection at the moment. It's fair to say I'm not going to be buying a piece.
www.castlefineart.com/collections/...
www.castlefineart.com/collections/...
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Boy George's artwork clearly isn't selling. BBC News doing a puff piece on it this morning.
Oh goodness I am a sleepy boy this evening, for the second night in a row.
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh goodness I am a sleepy boy this evening, for the second night in a row.
Just been reminded of my neighbours when I was a teenager that named their children Mercedes Benz [surname] and Harley Davidson [surname].
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Just been reminded of my neighbours when I was a teenager that named their children Mercedes Benz [surname] and Harley Davidson [surname].
A recipe borrowed from @sundownerstudio.bsky.social. Yum!
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A recipe borrowed from @sundownerstudio.bsky.social. Yum!
For mysterious reasons, in the past few days our living room has started to smell like my grandmother's house. I've not visited since the summer, nothing much else has changed that would obviously introduce a new scent...
It's a bit creepy to be honest with you.
It's a bit creepy to be honest with you.
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
For mysterious reasons, in the past few days our living room has started to smell like my grandmother's house. I've not visited since the summer, nothing much else has changed that would obviously introduce a new scent...
It's a bit creepy to be honest with you.
It's a bit creepy to be honest with you.
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NO, CAVE GUY, DON'T DO THAT
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
NO, CAVE GUY, DON'T DO THAT
Well we've finally watched #CelebrityTraitors (without spoilers!)
All I'll say is: I'm in awe of Claudia's poker face.
All I'll say is: I'm in awe of Claudia's poker face.
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Well we've finally watched #CelebrityTraitors (without spoilers!)
All I'll say is: I'm in awe of Claudia's poker face.
All I'll say is: I'm in awe of Claudia's poker face.
Oh I see the women with the improbable assets are back...
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Oh I see the women with the improbable assets are back...
I was looking up the cast of Muppets Treasure Island earlier.
I have questions about the photo Google is using for this guy...
share.google/JBWiuGrrHw0T...
I have questions about the photo Google is using for this guy...
share.google/JBWiuGrrHw0T...
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I was looking up the cast of Muppets Treasure Island earlier.
I have questions about the photo Google is using for this guy...
share.google/JBWiuGrrHw0T...
I have questions about the photo Google is using for this guy...
share.google/JBWiuGrrHw0T...
In what may be the most tenuous Drag Race reference ever, the other half tells me he is doing to the dentist to "snatch the crown" 😐.
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 AM
In what may be the most tenuous Drag Race reference ever, the other half tells me he is doing to the dentist to "snatch the crown" 😐.
Just realised that we're out for the Traitors final.
Good thing I don't really care about spoilers.
Good thing I don't really care about spoilers.
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Just realised that we're out for the Traitors final.
Good thing I don't really care about spoilers.
Good thing I don't really care about spoilers.
We're going to the theatre this evening and I've just pre-ordered a CAN of red wine to my seat.
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
We're going to the theatre this evening and I've just pre-ordered a CAN of red wine to my seat.
I am begrudgingly conceding that Copilot helped me solve a problem I'd been stuck on for hours.
BRB just writing my own redundancy notice.
BRB just writing my own redundancy notice.
November 6, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I am begrudgingly conceding that Copilot helped me solve a problem I'd been stuck on for hours.
BRB just writing my own redundancy notice.
BRB just writing my own redundancy notice.
Sweet potato satay curry.
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sweet potato satay curry.
I have heard exactly one firework so far this evening. It's like people have forgotten what day it is. Weird.
November 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have heard exactly one firework so far this evening. It's like people have forgotten what day it is. Weird.
I just saw the Lidl Christmas advert. Do they realise that the turkey looked awful?
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I just saw the Lidl Christmas advert. Do they realise that the turkey looked awful?
