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Rii the Artificer
@riirambles.bsky.social
Traveling crafter and traditional artist, mostly with Ren Fairs, van/tent life. Making things constantly, fascinated by all techniques and lore. She/They

For hire for literally any creative job you might have. If I can't do it, I know a guy. DM me!
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Hello, all! Fresh start, time for a thread of things I make!
I like to think I give people a good time for their money ('bout to get back from break to sell artisanal coffee to fun nerds), but I also wouldn't call myself successful in a traditional American sense.
To be successful in America you have to be able to and willing to fool people out of their money.

You're *smart* if you are willing to be a peice of shit.
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I posted a pancake recipe a few months back, and I'm sorry but it was VASTLY INFERIOR to this one. The other one got too liquidy and needed some fluff, these ones are perfect and fluffy every time. Best I've made. All the best recipes are handwritten and passed among friends on scrap paper.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My musical theater obsession is cute when I'm singing Sound of Music in the kitchen, but then I stay in bed past my partner so I don't annoy him while I listen to the second half Assassins (I stopped on the Lee Harvey Oswald song yesterday, I was so curious...) and it seems less cute somehow.
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Morning practice. Realizing that obsessively drawing circles and trying to perfect them as a kid paid off.

I've always struggled with the traditional advice with drawing heads of attaching a face and jaw to the front of a circle, so I think the next few days I want to work with that.
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Ripped my most easily wearable pants on a hike with friends, and then spent the next few weeks making this unhinged patch. Was mostly curious if I could make somewhat realish sketches witg string. Delighted with the result.
October 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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As ICE continues to terrorize our communities, kidnapping our neighbors, 9 cyclists came together this morning at 6am to buyout 5 vendors and donate the food to a local shelter. They went home safe, hungry ppl were fed, this is #BikeChi ✊🏽
October 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I just love all these mice so much, idk I can't stop drawing them. Blessings on all small things.
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Working up my portraiture. Having a lot of fun with color. Never thought I'd be a colored pencil person, but I'm obsessed now and can't stop.

Pose reference @adorkastock.com .
October 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Some sweet simple things I made this week.
September 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Italy has moved me to tears for 3 days straight. Bravo ❤️
September 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I haven't drawn a lot of snakes, but it's breaking my symmetry brain in such a good way. Mammals have a rigid structure so you can guess where the opposite limb is even if you can't see it. There's a reason for how a snake's body lies, but it can be so much more fluid. Love this challenge!
September 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
September 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Did a simple little cage on this guy for a patron to make it wearable again.
September 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I have been trying to get by without a spell-checker or suggested words for six months (a year? I forget at this point). The most shocking development thus far is that learning my most common spelling mistakes has changed the way I pronounce vowels daily.
September 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Sahar, who has once again had her account deleted is now being pressured extremely aggressively to pay rent for the lot where her family has set up their tent. Can you imagine being threatened with homelessness again in the midst of the increasing genocide? She needs $600 please do what you can
Donate to Urgent Aid for Sahar’s Family – Food, Shelter & Medicine, organized by Mahmoud Shehada
Hi world , it’s Sahar Please read this as if I'm a member … Mahmoud Shehada needs your support for Urgent Aid for Sahar’s Family – Food, Shelter & Medicine
www.gofundme.com
September 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Oh me? I keep a sketch page where I doodle my characters kissing when I get overwhelmed
September 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Yeesh, I need to get back to art so I can cultivate some magic rather than share my sad takes. Making pretty things Monday, I promise.
September 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I have consumed more horrible images in the past three years than I ever have, and honestly, it's made me a worse person. Angrier, more anxious, on edge. I sometimes forget how to feel joy when good things happen. I'm aware, luckily, and stop when I've seen too much, but it leaves marks.
We’ve had wide-spread Internet gore for a while now, and mysteriously, online-poisoned mass shootings and global fascist violence just keep accelerating (even as general crime rates continue to decline).

I think there’s a serious flaw with “people need to see gore to stop being fascists” theory.
September 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In 2007 when I was 19 and starting to date dudes on college, making an obvious 4 Chan joke was a hard pass red flag for me. I have never loved my past self harder than today.
September 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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there is a certain irony around tech bros who believe that the work of writers is largely worthless, while also claiming at the same time that they desperately need to use that written work - without compensating human authors - so they can make a bazillion dollars off LLM products.
I've spent my entire life being told that everything I do is useless, mocked and being told no one should be paid for "underwater basket weaving," and now they're like, "I must steal all the underwater basket weaving lore because it's imperative for my survival"

Eat farts, my dudes.
September 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I am trying to learn French so I spell borrowed french words easier. Spending some time in Louisiana changed me. I feel compelled to learn and ashamed that I don't know French for some reason.
Yes, I misspelled oeuvre. I do not respect the French language.
September 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hematite cabochon and a hematite phantom quartz on the bottom.

I love combining different forms of the same rock. Learning about stones in depth from working at rock shops has done some fun things to my creative process.
September 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Just reminded of the Oglaf strip with the crow lawyer.

(One of the few safe for work strips, but the rest of the comics are very smutty.)
September 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM