Richie Driss
@richiedriss.bsky.social
Danny DeVito once fed me an egg.
Writer/Broadcaster/Producer.
Ex-brandisher of valuable white badges with a little blue ship on them.
Sometimes sarcastic.
Writer/Broadcaster/Producer.
Ex-brandisher of valuable white badges with a little blue ship on them.
Sometimes sarcastic.
This? This right here?! Pretty much all exceptional stuff. It’s “The Player” for 2025 (with wonderful and appropriate homages) But with less murder of people and more murder of dignity. My favourite show of the year so far, easily.
July 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This? This right here?! Pretty much all exceptional stuff. It’s “The Player” for 2025 (with wonderful and appropriate homages) But with less murder of people and more murder of dignity. My favourite show of the year so far, easily.
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As the Israelification of America blunders on like a fat, masked, armed racist buffoon so the Americanification of Britain hurries to catch up like a wheezy minimum wage arsehole yearning to take it out on someone, ideally a foreign teenager. Fuck this shit, we're better than this.
My friend was expecting the 17-year-daughter of her friend to arrive from France last Thursday. The plan was for her to practise her English, go to a few West End shows and soak up British culture. But at British border control at Lille she was asked what she planned to do in the UK... 1/3
July 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
As the Israelification of America blunders on like a fat, masked, armed racist buffoon so the Americanification of Britain hurries to catch up like a wheezy minimum wage arsehole yearning to take it out on someone, ideally a foreign teenager. Fuck this shit, we're better than this.
The 3 seconds that follow this.
May 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The 3 seconds that follow this.
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I think given when he’s died, we should give it three days and then check again, just to be on the safe side.
April 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I think given when he’s died, we should give it three days and then check again, just to be on the safe side.
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I feel at this stage it’s time for a female pope or a pope of colour. They should get Russell T Davies to reboot the papacy.
April 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I feel at this stage it’s time for a female pope or a pope of colour. They should get Russell T Davies to reboot the papacy.
😂😂😂😂
I’ll be honest, I could’ve done without this news: I’m going on a stag do to Leeds on Friday, all 10 of us dressed as cardinals.
April 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
😂😂😂😂
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All dignity, all credibility gone, destroyed in just a few months. "The White House" - incredible. It's like watching someone losing their fucking mind, every day another mad hateful cry for help. Is it time to section America?
April 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
All dignity, all credibility gone, destroyed in just a few months. "The White House" - incredible. It's like watching someone losing their fucking mind, every day another mad hateful cry for help. Is it time to section America?
The real question is, why WOULDN’T you tie the knot in a country that so beautifully blurs the lines between a poo and a fart?
April 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The real question is, why WOULDN’T you tie the knot in a country that so beautifully blurs the lines between a poo and a fart?
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As a person aged 31, I’ve been dreaming about watching a remake of Another Round ever since I was a person aged just 28.
April 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
As a person aged 31, I’ve been dreaming about watching a remake of Another Round ever since I was a person aged just 28.
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"This is for not holding a bring and buy sale, and for mocking the advent crown"
Being alerted to WWE Wrestler Cody Rhodes doing THIS to John Cena whilst wearing a fucking Blue Peter badge is genuinely nothing short of SPECTACULAR.
April 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"This is for not holding a bring and buy sale, and for mocking the advent crown"
Being alerted to WWE Wrestler Cody Rhodes doing THIS to John Cena whilst wearing a fucking Blue Peter badge is genuinely nothing short of SPECTACULAR.
April 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Being alerted to WWE Wrestler Cody Rhodes doing THIS to John Cena whilst wearing a fucking Blue Peter badge is genuinely nothing short of SPECTACULAR.
I could tell Singapore was living light years ahead of us, but having Severance here took me by surprise.
March 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I could tell Singapore was living light years ahead of us, but having Severance here took me by surprise.
Infinitely more impressed by Tuchel's pre and post match interviews than I was by either his appointment or his first match in charge.
March 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Infinitely more impressed by Tuchel's pre and post match interviews than I was by either his appointment or his first match in charge.
Fun fact. I was once asked "FOR CHARITY" to take a video of myself gunging myself "FOR CHARITY" and erm....so I did. "FOR CHARITY" I received a package and mixed the gunge before (fully clothed) pouring it over my own head. On video. Years later I don't think it was for charity. Also not a fun fact.
March 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Fun fact. I was once asked "FOR CHARITY" to take a video of myself gunging myself "FOR CHARITY" and erm....so I did. "FOR CHARITY" I received a package and mixed the gunge before (fully clothed) pouring it over my own head. On video. Years later I don't think it was for charity. Also not a fun fact.
I’ll be honest. For me it’s gotta be DMX “Keep your shit the hardest.” Mostly because:...pardon?
March 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’ll be honest. For me it’s gotta be DMX “Keep your shit the hardest.” Mostly because:...pardon?
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I’m doing some lovely improv tonight. All welcome x
March 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’m doing some lovely improv tonight. All welcome x
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Jason Tindall is gonna fight his way to lift the trophy first isn’t he?
March 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Jason Tindall is gonna fight his way to lift the trophy first isn’t he?
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me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park
me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
March 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park
me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
Zirkzee trotting around like a fucking show pony in the lead up to that equaliser is playing on my mind.
March 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Zirkzee trotting around like a fucking show pony in the lead up to that equaliser is playing on my mind.
That accidentally brilliant Trossard touch reminds me of a certain other Arsenal players accidentally brilliant first touch before score.
….I’m talking about Dennis Bergkamp vs Newcastle of course.
….I’m talking about Dennis Bergkamp vs Newcastle of course.
March 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
That accidentally brilliant Trossard touch reminds me of a certain other Arsenal players accidentally brilliant first touch before score.
….I’m talking about Dennis Bergkamp vs Newcastle of course.
….I’m talking about Dennis Bergkamp vs Newcastle of course.
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Absolutely incredible the people who log on to let everyone know they don't understand jokes. Ma'am you don't have to reply to every post you see. It's fine.
March 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Absolutely incredible the people who log on to let everyone know they don't understand jokes. Ma'am you don't have to reply to every post you see. It's fine.