Flatlander
@flatlander.bsky.social
Hanging on to sanity by fingertips
Let's hear it for the Exeter player at today's match at the Etihad who grabbed the ball to race back to get the game going again to change the scoreline from 9-0 to 9-1 in injury time.
"Come on lads, we can do this!"
"Come on lads, we can do this!"
January 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Let's hear it for the Exeter player at today's match at the Etihad who grabbed the ball to race back to get the game going again to change the scoreline from 9-0 to 9-1 in injury time.
"Come on lads, we can do this!"
"Come on lads, we can do this!"
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
George Orwell, 1984
Trump: "I have just viewed the clip of the event which took place in Minneapolis. It is a horrible thing to watch. The woman screaming was, obviously, a professional agitator, and the woman driving the car was very disorderly, obstructing and resisting ... "
January 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
George Orwell, 1984
Your startling fact for 2026.
Both these ladies will celebrate their 50th birthday.
And now I feel ancient.
Both these ladies will celebrate their 50th birthday.
And now I feel ancient.
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Your startling fact for 2026.
Both these ladies will celebrate their 50th birthday.
And now I feel ancient.
Both these ladies will celebrate their 50th birthday.
And now I feel ancient.
Er, Temu, I have questions
December 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Er, Temu, I have questions
What will be even funnier is if they've missed one redaction out that proves without a shadow of a doubt that Trump is guilty.
December 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
What will be even funnier is if they've missed one redaction out that proves without a shadow of a doubt that Trump is guilty.
Well, if this doesn't collapse the house of cards, I don't know what will.
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Well, if this doesn't collapse the house of cards, I don't know what will.
CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG (1968) | Me Ol’ Bam-boo | MGM
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
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December 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Not exactly Ted Croker and Graham Kelly at Lancaster Gate, is it?
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Not exactly Ted Croker and Graham Kelly at Lancaster Gate, is it?
Well, I can't wait to see Iran vs New Zealand at 2am
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Well, I can't wait to see Iran vs New Zealand at 2am
Live scenes from World Cup draw
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Live scenes from World Cup draw
If anyone is partaking of Whamageddon, avoid TikTok like the plague.
As I've just found out.
Damn it.
As I've just found out.
Damn it.
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If anyone is partaking of Whamageddon, avoid TikTok like the plague.
As I've just found out.
Damn it.
As I've just found out.
Damn it.
Someone in the Treasury is currently on the phone to the OBR, using language that makes Malcolm Tucker sound like Thora Hird.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Someone in the Treasury is currently on the phone to the OBR, using language that makes Malcolm Tucker sound like Thora Hird.
Waitrose are bringing out a *genuine* Christmas Pizza.
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Waitrose are bringing out a *genuine* Christmas Pizza.
LABOUR FAILURE TO BE IN GOVERNMENT IN 2020 RESPONSIBLE FOR COVID DEATHS, SAYS MAIL POLL - Daily Mail tomorrow
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
LABOUR FAILURE TO BE IN GOVERNMENT IN 2020 RESPONSIBLE FOR COVID DEATHS, SAYS MAIL POLL - Daily Mail tomorrow
WAIT, THEY'RE ALLOWED SHUTTLECOCKS?
DISGRACEFUL.
DISGRACEFUL.
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
WAIT, THEY'RE ALLOWED SHUTTLECOCKS?
DISGRACEFUL.
DISGRACEFUL.
HOW DARE THEY HAVE A MOMENT OF HAPPINESS
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
HOW DARE THEY HAVE A MOMENT OF HAPPINESS
Labour remind me of the Simpsons episode that ends with several characters at the bottom of a deep hole they've just dug.
"Hey, how do we get out?"
"We'll dig our way out.... No, no, dig *up*"
"Hey, how do we get out?"
"We'll dig our way out.... No, no, dig *up*"
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Labour remind me of the Simpsons episode that ends with several characters at the bottom of a deep hole they've just dug.
"Hey, how do we get out?"
"We'll dig our way out.... No, no, dig *up*"
"Hey, how do we get out?"
"We'll dig our way out.... No, no, dig *up*"