Flatlander
@flatlander.bsky.social
Hanging on to sanity by fingertips
Your periodical reminder not to buy Dyson products.
James Dyson owns more UK land than the actual KING. But he pays an effective tax rate of LESS THAN 1%* on his total wealth.
Here’s a novel idea @keirstarmer: to fund schools and hospitals, TAX THE BILLIONAIRES.
📍Station Lane, Bristol - near James Dyson’s £20m country estate Dodington Park
Here’s a novel idea @keirstarmer: to fund schools and hospitals, TAX THE BILLIONAIRES.
📍Station Lane, Bristol - near James Dyson’s £20m country estate Dodington Park
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Your periodical reminder not to buy Dyson products.
Now is the time for Starmer to grow some cojones and tell Trump to back off. Won't hold my breath though.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Now is the time for Starmer to grow some cojones and tell Trump to back off. Won't hold my breath though.
"You fool Giles, we said you need to admire the German leader in the SECOND World War, not the First!"
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"You fool Giles, we said you need to admire the German leader in the SECOND World War, not the First!"
You'd think today of all days, the history of what happens if you try to appease far right fucks would be brought into sharp relief.
The BBC just didn't learn. They'll now cravenly have Farage on QT another 63 times before the end of the year because they won't want to upset the Telegraph. Twats.
The BBC just didn't learn. They'll now cravenly have Farage on QT another 63 times before the end of the year because they won't want to upset the Telegraph. Twats.
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You'd think today of all days, the history of what happens if you try to appease far right fucks would be brought into sharp relief.
The BBC just didn't learn. They'll now cravenly have Farage on QT another 63 times before the end of the year because they won't want to upset the Telegraph. Twats.
The BBC just didn't learn. They'll now cravenly have Farage on QT another 63 times before the end of the year because they won't want to upset the Telegraph. Twats.
Blatantly obvious Lammy got stitched up there by the Tories and the Telegraph. Got a feeling he didn't even know about this new early release.
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Blatantly obvious Lammy got stitched up there by the Tories and the Telegraph. Got a feeling he didn't even know about this new early release.
Bloody foreigners, coming over here, risking their lives to save others....
news.sky.com/story/train-...
news.sky.com/story/train-...
Train company LNER 'extremely proud' of rail worker in critical condition after mass stabbing as family call him 'hero'
The "extraordinary bravery" of the LNER worker who intervened during the train mass stabbing attack on Saturday has been hailed by his company.
news.sky.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Bloody foreigners, coming over here, risking their lives to save others....
news.sky.com/story/train-...
news.sky.com/story/train-...
Just a thought, but is there going to be some sort of disinvestiture ceremony to remove a princely status?
And if so, it needs to be held at Wembley and broadcast globally.
And if so, it needs to be held at Wembley and broadcast globally.
November 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just a thought, but is there going to be some sort of disinvestiture ceremony to remove a princely status?
And if so, it needs to be held at Wembley and broadcast globally.
And if so, it needs to be held at Wembley and broadcast globally.
From the Daily Mail, and WOW.
October 31, 2025 at 10:40 AM
From the Daily Mail, and WOW.
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The twat formerly known as Prince plucks a DVD from the shelf, and watches the first ten minutes on repeat for hours, whilst drawing up blueprints like Wile E Coyote....
October 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The twat formerly known as Prince plucks a DVD from the shelf, and watches the first ten minutes on repeat for hours, whilst drawing up blueprints like Wile E Coyote....
Farage and Badenoch currently furiously working to see who will be first to criticise the decision and claim that the Woke King was manipulated by Starmer to announce this now to deflect from the Rachel Reeves thing which itself has now died like a louse in a Russian's beard.
October 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Farage and Badenoch currently furiously working to see who will be first to criticise the decision and claim that the Woke King was manipulated by Starmer to announce this now to deflect from the Rachel Reeves thing which itself has now died like a louse in a Russian's beard.
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
Expect it won't be long until some loom demands Washington is renamed in Trump's honour.
And then the UK would explode in hilarity, because it'd be....
youtu.be/nsX8wrZskTY?...
And then the UK would explode in hilarity, because it'd be....
youtu.be/nsX8wrZskTY?...
Trumpton - Upscaled to 4K (1967) BBC - Opening credits
YouTube video by Classic TV Zone
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Expect it won't be long until some loom demands Washington is renamed in Trump's honour.
And then the UK would explode in hilarity, because it'd be....
youtu.be/nsX8wrZskTY?...
And then the UK would explode in hilarity, because it'd be....
youtu.be/nsX8wrZskTY?...
Me, in light of today's news: "Alexa, play Say Hello, Wave Goodbye"
Alexa: "Say Hello, Wave Goodbye, 12 inch version, remastered 2008"
(Plays Michael Caine by Madness)
Me: "No Alexa, play Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by SOFT CELL."
(Plays Wishful Thinking by China Crisis)
She's lost the plot.
Alexa: "Say Hello, Wave Goodbye, 12 inch version, remastered 2008"
(Plays Michael Caine by Madness)
Me: "No Alexa, play Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by SOFT CELL."
(Plays Wishful Thinking by China Crisis)
She's lost the plot.
October 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Me, in light of today's news: "Alexa, play Say Hello, Wave Goodbye"
Alexa: "Say Hello, Wave Goodbye, 12 inch version, remastered 2008"
(Plays Michael Caine by Madness)
Me: "No Alexa, play Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by SOFT CELL."
(Plays Wishful Thinking by China Crisis)
She's lost the plot.
Alexa: "Say Hello, Wave Goodbye, 12 inch version, remastered 2008"
(Plays Michael Caine by Madness)
Me: "No Alexa, play Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by SOFT CELL."
(Plays Wishful Thinking by China Crisis)
She's lost the plot.
Football is rubbish. Anyone who likes football is rubbish. Anyone who doesn't like football is rubbish. Everyone is rubbish. I am sulking and therefore am rubbish.
I will not be taking any questions.
#itfc
I will not be taking any questions.
#itfc
October 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Football is rubbish. Anyone who likes football is rubbish. Anyone who doesn't like football is rubbish. Everyone is rubbish. I am sulking and therefore am rubbish.
I will not be taking any questions.
#itfc
I will not be taking any questions.
#itfc
Well, there's a headline you don't see every day.
October 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Well, there's a headline you don't see every day.