Rhapsody Blue
@rhapsodyblue.bsky.social
Burlesque poodle. Circus scoundrel. Fire enthusiast. Florist. Parrot lady. Murdoch Mysteries watcher.
Pinned
This episode has a live ferret and also a couple that is into cucking.
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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
I'm working during the day next Saturday the 27th, but if I wasn't, I'd be watching the women's rugby world cup final, which starts at 11am EST (being played in London).
Canada beat New Zealand and will be playing in the final! Go to your local pub and demand to cheer on our gals!
Canada beat New Zealand and will be playing in the final! Go to your local pub and demand to cheer on our gals!
September 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm working during the day next Saturday the 27th, but if I wasn't, I'd be watching the women's rugby world cup final, which starts at 11am EST (being played in London).
Canada beat New Zealand and will be playing in the final! Go to your local pub and demand to cheer on our gals!
Canada beat New Zealand and will be playing in the final! Go to your local pub and demand to cheer on our gals!
My Girl
Born #OnThisDay in 1797 was author Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, who wrote the Gothic novel 'Frankenstein' in 1818. The book is considered by some to be one of the first sci-fi novels, with protagonist Victor Frankenstein using both science and alchemy to create a living creature from dead bodies.
August 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My Girl
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Always happy for a chance to say: I read every real study on the impact of bike lanes on street-level retail. They never hurt. They often help. Sometimes they help a lot:
www.businessinsider.com/bike-lanes-g...
www.businessinsider.com/bike-lanes-g...
August 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Always happy for a chance to say: I read every real study on the impact of bike lanes on street-level retail. They never hurt. They often help. Sometimes they help a lot:
www.businessinsider.com/bike-lanes-g...
www.businessinsider.com/bike-lanes-g...
Tonight, we celebrate the demise of propagandist James Dobson! 🍾
I spoke ill of him whilst he was alive and will continue to do so now that he's finally unburdened this earth by leaving it.
That man did immense harm to untold numbers of families, mine included.
I hope worms eat his eyeballs.
I spoke ill of him whilst he was alive and will continue to do so now that he's finally unburdened this earth by leaving it.
That man did immense harm to untold numbers of families, mine included.
I hope worms eat his eyeballs.
August 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Tonight, we celebrate the demise of propagandist James Dobson! 🍾
I spoke ill of him whilst he was alive and will continue to do so now that he's finally unburdened this earth by leaving it.
That man did immense harm to untold numbers of families, mine included.
I hope worms eat his eyeballs.
I spoke ill of him whilst he was alive and will continue to do so now that he's finally unburdened this earth by leaving it.
That man did immense harm to untold numbers of families, mine included.
I hope worms eat his eyeballs.
New job peeps play the local country music station, which is fine because I like pretty much all genres of music.
But after weeks of listening to the current popular tracks, I gotta say:
If modern country music was a person, I'd be concerned about their relationship to alcohol.
#beerwhiskeybeer
But after weeks of listening to the current popular tracks, I gotta say:
If modern country music was a person, I'd be concerned about their relationship to alcohol.
#beerwhiskeybeer
July 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
New job peeps play the local country music station, which is fine because I like pretty much all genres of music.
But after weeks of listening to the current popular tracks, I gotta say:
If modern country music was a person, I'd be concerned about their relationship to alcohol.
#beerwhiskeybeer
But after weeks of listening to the current popular tracks, I gotta say:
If modern country music was a person, I'd be concerned about their relationship to alcohol.
#beerwhiskeybeer
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students: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
teacher: very good, class. and what comes after that?
Tiny Lou Bega: everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
teacher: sorry, Tiny Lou Bega, I have to hold you back another year
teacher: very good, class. and what comes after that?
Tiny Lou Bega: everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
teacher: sorry, Tiny Lou Bega, I have to hold you back another year
July 12, 2023 at 7:33 PM
students: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
teacher: very good, class. and what comes after that?
Tiny Lou Bega: everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
teacher: sorry, Tiny Lou Bega, I have to hold you back another year
teacher: very good, class. and what comes after that?
Tiny Lou Bega: everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
teacher: sorry, Tiny Lou Bega, I have to hold you back another year
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RIP Ozzy. Thank you for the money-making, fun times music you gave to strippers like me. I hope you enjoy Hell, I'm sure it's very much your scene! 😈 🤘
July 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
RIP Ozzy. Thank you for the money-making, fun times music you gave to strippers like me. I hope you enjoy Hell, I'm sure it's very much your scene! 😈 🤘
I wonder if anyone has written a thesis on the juxtaposition between popular American music and film/TV in their attitudes towards sexual expression?
Is sexual expression more common in music because it is so restricted in other art forms?
So many explicit things seem fine to SING but not to SEE.
Is sexual expression more common in music because it is so restricted in other art forms?
So many explicit things seem fine to SING but not to SEE.
June 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I wonder if anyone has written a thesis on the juxtaposition between popular American music and film/TV in their attitudes towards sexual expression?
Is sexual expression more common in music because it is so restricted in other art forms?
So many explicit things seem fine to SING but not to SEE.
Is sexual expression more common in music because it is so restricted in other art forms?
So many explicit things seem fine to SING but not to SEE.
I was mislabeling my Murdoch posts, filing Season 1 under Season 2 posts.
Anyways!
SEASON 2 BEGINS
s2e1
a robot. a widow making eyes at our detective. a rift, driven lately between our detective and his doctor love, drawing our detective closer to the widow. a mysterious package!
Anyways!
SEASON 2 BEGINS
s2e1
a robot. a widow making eyes at our detective. a rift, driven lately between our detective and his doctor love, drawing our detective closer to the widow. a mysterious package!
June 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I was mislabeling my Murdoch posts, filing Season 1 under Season 2 posts.
Anyways!
SEASON 2 BEGINS
s2e1
a robot. a widow making eyes at our detective. a rift, driven lately between our detective and his doctor love, drawing our detective closer to the widow. a mysterious package!
Anyways!
SEASON 2 BEGINS
s2e1
a robot. a widow making eyes at our detective. a rift, driven lately between our detective and his doctor love, drawing our detective closer to the widow. a mysterious package!
For a few years I've been saying "those understood by the state to be men/women" when discussing laws regarding bodies, and hooo boy does it get some people heated! 🤣
But I'm just sayin' that government thinkin' you're a fella don't make you one!
But I'm just sayin' that government thinkin' you're a fella don't make you one!
June 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
For a few years I've been saying "those understood by the state to be men/women" when discussing laws regarding bodies, and hooo boy does it get some people heated! 🤣
But I'm just sayin' that government thinkin' you're a fella don't make you one!
But I'm just sayin' that government thinkin' you're a fella don't make you one!
We women cannot buy safety by sacrificing our freedoms or the freedoms of our sisters.
We won't become safe by covering up our bodies in shame, policing disabled women, alienating trans women, rejecting sex workers, exploiting women of color, or by throwing any of our sisters under the bus.
We won't become safe by covering up our bodies in shame, policing disabled women, alienating trans women, rejecting sex workers, exploiting women of color, or by throwing any of our sisters under the bus.
June 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
We women cannot buy safety by sacrificing our freedoms or the freedoms of our sisters.
We won't become safe by covering up our bodies in shame, policing disabled women, alienating trans women, rejecting sex workers, exploiting women of color, or by throwing any of our sisters under the bus.
We won't become safe by covering up our bodies in shame, policing disabled women, alienating trans women, rejecting sex workers, exploiting women of color, or by throwing any of our sisters under the bus.
I like Kingston, but some of the townsfolk are very... reserved?
Anyways some person from Kingston reddit called the police to report The No Pants Dance Party because apparently I'm not organizing a burlesque show with a creative dress code, I'm duping unsuspecting women to a sex assault gauntlet.
Anyways some person from Kingston reddit called the police to report The No Pants Dance Party because apparently I'm not organizing a burlesque show with a creative dress code, I'm duping unsuspecting women to a sex assault gauntlet.
June 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I like Kingston, but some of the townsfolk are very... reserved?
Anyways some person from Kingston reddit called the police to report The No Pants Dance Party because apparently I'm not organizing a burlesque show with a creative dress code, I'm duping unsuspecting women to a sex assault gauntlet.
Anyways some person from Kingston reddit called the police to report The No Pants Dance Party because apparently I'm not organizing a burlesque show with a creative dress code, I'm duping unsuspecting women to a sex assault gauntlet.
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I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
June 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
Park that big mack truck right in this little garage 🎶
Fortunately, Sumerians loved to fuck and had plenty of hymns to gods and kings such as the hit balbale 'Who Will Plow Her?', with lines like:
"I'm young! Who's going to plow my wet pussy? *
I'm dignified! Who's going to park their ox here?"
* The radio edit was "sow my vulva, an irrigated field".
"I'm young! Who's going to plow my wet pussy? *
I'm dignified! Who's going to park their ox here?"
* The radio edit was "sow my vulva, an irrigated field".
June 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Park that big mack truck right in this little garage 🎶
Excellent ending
this 48-second video of a protest in ontario, california is top-tier storytelling 🤌🏽🤌🏽
June 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Excellent ending
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I think horseshoe crabs should be considered one of the goth spooky creatures, up there with spiders and snakes and bats and owls. They have magical blood and they're basically living fossils, sounds vampiric to me
June 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I think horseshoe crabs should be considered one of the goth spooky creatures, up there with spiders and snakes and bats and owls. They have magical blood and they're basically living fossils, sounds vampiric to me
This bird looks like he fronts an AFI tribute band.
The Agami Herons are very busy right now collecting twigs for their nests. One adult will collect sticks and then the mates will debate the best location for said twig. I'm going to spend some time over the next few weeks documenting the nesting of these amazing birds.
#herons #birds #costarica
#herons #birds #costarica
June 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This bird looks like he fronts an AFI tribute band.
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a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
June 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
At a show (with an all indigenous 2spirit cast 💜). It's a drag show but also includes a burlesque artist. Burlesque shows have stage kittens for the mess we make, but this is nonstandard for drag. Host Queen just commanded their roommate come to the stage to clean up after the burlesque dancer. 🤣
June 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
At a show (with an all indigenous 2spirit cast 💜). It's a drag show but also includes a burlesque artist. Burlesque shows have stage kittens for the mess we make, but this is nonstandard for drag. Host Queen just commanded their roommate come to the stage to clean up after the burlesque dancer. 🤣
"Wine comes in at the mouth
And love comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh."
- WB Yeats
And love comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh."
- WB Yeats
May 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Wine comes in at the mouth
And love comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh."
- WB Yeats
And love comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh."
- WB Yeats
Just watched "Julie & Julia" for the first time. Elite levels of charming and sweet, but @dangerboyshow.bsky.social and I burst into laughter every time Amy Adams said "boof bourguignon". 🤣
#itsboeufnotboof #donotboofthestew
#itsboeufnotboof #donotboofthestew
May 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Just watched "Julie & Julia" for the first time. Elite levels of charming and sweet, but @dangerboyshow.bsky.social and I burst into laughter every time Amy Adams said "boof bourguignon". 🤣
#itsboeufnotboof #donotboofthestew
#itsboeufnotboof #donotboofthestew
Just finishing up Susannah Cahalan's "Brain on Fire" a memoir about her experience with a form of autoimmune encephalitis. I'm also a former Fannibal, so when she describes her neurologist having her draw a clock, I was like !!!
April 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just finishing up Susannah Cahalan's "Brain on Fire" a memoir about her experience with a form of autoimmune encephalitis. I'm also a former Fannibal, so when she describes her neurologist having her draw a clock, I was like !!!