The Reverend Jude Profit
@revjudeprofit.bsky.social
Queer, trans, secular protest minister
Operating out of a shack East of Pittsburgh, PA.
I am a writer, musician, and good ol' kid doin' her part.
"Before it was a Bomb, the Bomb was an Idea.
Superman, however, was a Faster, Stronger, Better Idea."
Operating out of a shack East of Pittsburgh, PA.
I am a writer, musician, and good ol' kid doin' her part.
"Before it was a Bomb, the Bomb was an Idea.
Superman, however, was a Faster, Stronger, Better Idea."
Pinned
Stories - Absurdist Press
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If anybody wants to read my writing, my collective has my work up for free.
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Check it out here: absurdistpress.com/stories/
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The GOP is an anti-American terrorist organization that must be destroyed 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
September 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The GOP is an anti-American terrorist organization that must be destroyed 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I used to be a pacifist. I now realize, as a trans person in a major metropolitan area, that pacifism, regardless of its virtues, could very well kill me.
I will never kill. I will never touch a firearm (they are the weapons of cowards). I will never throw the first punch.
But I'm not lying down
I will never kill. I will never touch a firearm (they are the weapons of cowards). I will never throw the first punch.
But I'm not lying down
September 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I used to be a pacifist. I now realize, as a trans person in a major metropolitan area, that pacifism, regardless of its virtues, could very well kill me.
I will never kill. I will never touch a firearm (they are the weapons of cowards). I will never throw the first punch.
But I'm not lying down
I will never kill. I will never touch a firearm (they are the weapons of cowards). I will never throw the first punch.
But I'm not lying down
I do not condone political violence, or violence of any kind for that matter. No one deserves to be murdered.
That being said. I give no tears to Charlie Kirk. He was a Nazi that actively inflamed the very rhetoric that would end up killing him. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, fascist cunts!
That being said. I give no tears to Charlie Kirk. He was a Nazi that actively inflamed the very rhetoric that would end up killing him. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, fascist cunts!
September 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I do not condone political violence, or violence of any kind for that matter. No one deserves to be murdered.
That being said. I give no tears to Charlie Kirk. He was a Nazi that actively inflamed the very rhetoric that would end up killing him. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, fascist cunts!
That being said. I give no tears to Charlie Kirk. He was a Nazi that actively inflamed the very rhetoric that would end up killing him. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, fascist cunts!
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I had a dream last night that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley.
After months of therapy I'm finally battling my Damons.
After months of therapy I'm finally battling my Damons.
August 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I had a dream last night that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley.
After months of therapy I'm finally battling my Damons.
After months of therapy I'm finally battling my Damons.
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Can someone explain how banning gay marriage will fund schools and lower rent and make groceries affordable?
August 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Can someone explain how banning gay marriage will fund schools and lower rent and make groceries affordable?
Currently spinning
Feat. My parents turntable
Feat. My parents turntable
August 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Currently spinning
Feat. My parents turntable
Feat. My parents turntable
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Gonna be honest; I’ve been unemployed for the past three months and it has been brutal. I’ve barely scraped by with DoorDashing, but with the end of the month coming up I have about 1K owed that I can’t make while working the job I started on Monday.
Anything helps:
venmo.com/u/jude-profit
Anything helps:
venmo.com/u/jude-profit
Venmo | Jude Profit
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July 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Gonna be honest; I’ve been unemployed for the past three months and it has been brutal. I’ve barely scraped by with DoorDashing, but with the end of the month coming up I have about 1K owed that I can’t make while working the job I started on Monday.
Anything helps:
venmo.com/u/jude-profit
Anything helps:
venmo.com/u/jude-profit
Come watch me absolutely shred on Saturday. The event, I believe, is 21+ as a fair warning
July 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Come watch me absolutely shred on Saturday. The event, I believe, is 21+ as a fair warning
Btw, my original superhero book's second volume has been releasing weekly on royal road through June and July. On Friday, the 25th, the last chapter will be uploaded and finally shared with the world.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1114...
#prosesuperheroes #pulpnovels #selfpublishing #absurdistpress
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1114...
#prosesuperheroes #pulpnovels #selfpublishing #absurdistpress
Siren & Cobalt: Feedback Loop
It's been only four months since the King of Hearts wreaked havoc in downtown Pittsburgh, blowing up the convention center that housed the yearly Tyler Tech Conference. Despite the best efforts of Pit...
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July 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Btw, my original superhero book's second volume has been releasing weekly on royal road through June and July. On Friday, the 25th, the last chapter will be uploaded and finally shared with the world.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1114...
#prosesuperheroes #pulpnovels #selfpublishing #absurdistpress
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1114...
#prosesuperheroes #pulpnovels #selfpublishing #absurdistpress
Superman has always been woke and you can die mad about it
July 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Superman has always been woke and you can die mad about it
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Superman (2025) was an excellent return to form for the superhero genre and a fantastic baseline for the upcoming DCU.
It felt like reading the first trade paperback of a really solid Superman comic. 10/10 no notes
It felt like reading the first trade paperback of a really solid Superman comic. 10/10 no notes
July 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Superman (2025) was an excellent return to form for the superhero genre and a fantastic baseline for the upcoming DCU.
It felt like reading the first trade paperback of a really solid Superman comic. 10/10 no notes
It felt like reading the first trade paperback of a really solid Superman comic. 10/10 no notes
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Goose and a Watermelon.
July 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Goose and a Watermelon.
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TOMORROW: @sarahrose.lol + Ratwyfe w/ Psych Ward Grips at The Mr. Roboto Project!!
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July 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
TOMORROW: @sarahrose.lol + Ratwyfe w/ Psych Ward Grips at The Mr. Roboto Project!!
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LISTEN: sarahroseproject.bandcamp.com
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LISTEN: sarahroseproject.bandcamp.com
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I only tie my hair back to light bongs and eat spaghetti and I’m all outta spaghetti 💪
June 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I only tie my hair back to light bongs and eat spaghetti and I’m all outta spaghetti 💪
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Can’t believe people are already complaining about Hawkgirl in Superman 25.
Like, yea it looks a lil silly. That’s… fine, actually!
Her name is Hawkgirl. She wears a hawk-shaped helmet. Let superheroes have some camp, you cowards!
Like, yea it looks a lil silly. That’s… fine, actually!
Her name is Hawkgirl. She wears a hawk-shaped helmet. Let superheroes have some camp, you cowards!
June 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Can’t believe people are already complaining about Hawkgirl in Superman 25.
Like, yea it looks a lil silly. That’s… fine, actually!
Her name is Hawkgirl. She wears a hawk-shaped helmet. Let superheroes have some camp, you cowards!
Like, yea it looks a lil silly. That’s… fine, actually!
Her name is Hawkgirl. She wears a hawk-shaped helmet. Let superheroes have some camp, you cowards!
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NEW SHOW: @sarahrose.lol + Ratwyfe w/ Psych Ward Grips 7/2 at The Mr. Roboto Project!!
TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/sarah-rose-p...
LISTEN: www.sarahroseproject.com/music
ratwyfe.bandcamp.com
psychwardgrips.bandcamp.com
TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/sarah-rose-p...
LISTEN: www.sarahroseproject.com/music
ratwyfe.bandcamp.com
psychwardgrips.bandcamp.com
May 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
NEW SHOW: @sarahrose.lol + Ratwyfe w/ Psych Ward Grips 7/2 at The Mr. Roboto Project!!
TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/sarah-rose-p...
LISTEN: www.sarahroseproject.com/music
ratwyfe.bandcamp.com
psychwardgrips.bandcamp.com
TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/sarah-rose-p...
LISTEN: www.sarahroseproject.com/music
ratwyfe.bandcamp.com
psychwardgrips.bandcamp.com
We live on a really cool blue marble and I just think that’s neat!
Look up
Look up
May 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We live on a really cool blue marble and I just think that’s neat!
Look up
Look up
Currently Spinning
The Clash | Sandinista! | 1980
The Clash | Sandinista! | 1980
April 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Currently Spinning
The Clash | Sandinista! | 1980
The Clash | Sandinista! | 1980
Currently Spinning
The Unicorns | Who Will Cut Our Hair When We’re Gone? | 2003
The Unicorns | Who Will Cut Our Hair When We’re Gone? | 2003
April 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Currently Spinning
The Unicorns | Who Will Cut Our Hair When We’re Gone? | 2003
The Unicorns | Who Will Cut Our Hair When We’re Gone? | 2003