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Ryan Gosling as The Kik
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✨do not engage with me I am better as a concept✨
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Can you imagine being a Bolsonaro supporter in Catholic ass Brazil and seeing your guys get took out by a bolt of lightning??!!
Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
🚨⚡ Um raio atingiu bolsonaristas em Brasília nesta tarde. Eles estavam aguardando Nikolas Ferreira no Memorial JK para um protesto pela soltura de Bolsonaro quando um raio atingiu a praça. Três bolsonaristas foram para o hospital.
January 26, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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The world: on fire

Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
January 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Nothing says "I love Jair Bolsonaro" like going to the hospital
Algum dia ele morrerá fazendo o que ama, estando no hospital.
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Imaginando o conceito de uma fanfic de Downfall onde o Evil Joe persegue o Joe original pelos corredores do hotel e depois eles fodem
January 25, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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Vcs tipo "nossa vcs viram que o Bostinha du Bostë e Bolstnelson no podcast Só Bosta do Canal da Bosta, patrocinado pelo iBosta, falaram bosta?"
February 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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queria tanto que eles chegassem em mim e dissessem que gostaram da minha vibe mas quem tirou essa sorte foi o pedro pascal
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I love this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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!
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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O Raoni falou, a gente escuta 🧠👂🏾

Uma das vozes mais influentes do mundo em defesa do meio ambiente, o cacique Raoni participou da barqueata na Caravana da Resposta e alertou para o nível de desmatamento na Amazônia.

#BdFnaCOP30
'Se continuarem fazendo essas coisas ruins, vamos ter problemas', diz cacique Raoni
YouTube video by Brasil de Fato
youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Okay so it's time to start a blog. No one outside of Brazil is talking about the other reasons why Indigenous people occupied the Blue Zone of COP30 Such as, Marco Temporal, the Devastation Bill, and Helder Barbalho selling out the Amazon in favor of agribusiness. I'm getting really mad about that.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Favor não pesquisem johnson & johnson amianto para descobrir desde quando eles sabem disso, porque mudaram o nome da empresa, porque foi banido nos EUA e Canadá e porque seguem vendendo no sul global
October 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Rebolandinho no banheiro do trabalho pra não chorar ao som de Waco, Texas
October 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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eu não aguento mais simplesmente TODO MUNDO querendo me forçar goela abaixo IA aqui e IA de lá.

meudeus,
eu não quero IA
me deixe falar COM PESSOAS
me deixe PESQUISAR com autonomia

ME DEIXA EM PAZ, CACETE
October 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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do you think you could take a lobimoça-guará?

Yes ███████████░
No █░░░░░░░░░░░

...... in a fight?

Yes █░░░░░░░░░░░
No ███████████░
honestamente? ótima pergunta
October 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Que legal seu meme, cara. Pena que foi feito por IA e agora eu vou te bloquear
October 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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alguns de vocês são meio confortáveis demais em ser desagradável online
October 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
descreva sua conta no bsky em uma imagem
October 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Hayley Williams as The Kik
October 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Acabei o trabalho que eu tinha 4 horas pra fazer em 15 minutos o que significa que agora eu tenho 3 horas e 45 minutos de Ao3 remunerado
October 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you?
WAFFLES
October 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM