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paige
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i make things with my hands and am
from the midwest. she/her
our tub of aquaphor is in 1st grade :)
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
first time i am genuinely excited for a superbowl performance fr
December 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
captivated by texmex silent umami
Was at the liquor store earlier today, and... what
December 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
sorry but like it’s weird when you meet someone who can’t read
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
national uncles try to talk to you about AI time of year
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i have a medical need for polly pocket and groovy girl furniture at full scale
December 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
going to the furniture store to ONLY take photos of the lumpiest, kookiest sofas!!!!!
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
win that the restaurant has had good press, fail bc it means now more “foodies” who think they know more about how a restaurant works than the staff who run it are coming in to eat
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i don’t even need my tables to be outwardly nice to me i just need them to pay attention when i explain how our (pretty ordinary family style) menu works
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
sometimes you just see a mansion in evanston that is so massive you just have to go okay MANSION
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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i LOVE riding the train!!!!!
September 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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My message to Trump: Your message of bigotry won’t work. Somali Americans are here to stay. 💅🏾
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i LOVE my bed i love my bed
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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All chess is 4D chess that's why they have that time clock thingy.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
women of the metropolis coffee in terminal 5 you are my shining star
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
do isopods taste like shrimps
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
tortugini dragonfruitini
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
come see the misanthrope this weekend thru december if you even care about feast table props ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

www.eventbrite.com/e/the-misant...
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
two if my tables at the restaurant got in a screaming match outside today during my shift AND we won a prestigious award #duality
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
update there are one million of them and lola actually needs to start eating them like chomp chomp lady
🚨ALERT: i have baby isopods in my terrarium 🚨
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
how are you gonna be on a homophobic rant in the discount fabric store smh it’s wall to wall gay people in here
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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The future of knowledge is yours to protect. #Wikipedia25

Donate now ➡️ donate.wikipedia25.org
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM