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Inquiry. Travesty. Not like other podcasts.
@lazenby.bsky.social, @juskewitch.bsky.social, @erikk38.bsky.social • Patreon: patreon.com/relentlesspicnic • iTunes: apple.co/392lLur • Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/44HopApQjsZJ9Y4S1Qy2vR
@saramchenry.bsky.social sara did you see the interview with a basketball player talking about Derek?
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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you really couldn't do better than 25 years after 9/11 dick cheney finally dies on the same day as a majority of NYC voters elect a socialist muslim mayor. that is some mythic lightbearer being sweatily forged in the darkness type mythos.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
sometimes we worry you don’t think we’re recording more stuff but we assure you we are.

also if you’re curious what nick’s shirt here means, obviously he wouldn’t tell us. i think he claimed it is an allusion to Gone Girl, which is ridiculous…

#werecording #nickisntgreatatsharing #gonegirl
October 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I hope you’ve all had a chance to listen to these new ‘picnic potluck’ style episodes. they have a grab bag quality but themes emerge in a cool way. now, has the theme always been regret? anyway free on the patreon and worth listening to. not 9 hour episodes! 1 hour! www.patreon.com/posts/inevit...
The Inevitable Curse of Regret | Stanley Picnic
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September 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Our new live comedy show GENIUS NIGHT: A NIGHT FOR GENIUSES was a total triumph. Watch it for yourself and see.
Genius Night: A Night for Geniuses - September 2025
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September 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I hope you’ve all had a chance to listen to these new ‘picnic potluck’ style episodes. they have a grab bag quality but themes emerge in a cool way. now, has the theme always been regret? anyway free on the patreon and worth listening to. not 9 hour episodes! 1 hour! www.patreon.com/posts/inevit...
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September 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
September 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
in this ep. one of us exclaims “81!” like it’s the most faint-in-church shocking thing ever and one of us explains why he got a tattoo of the phrase “lust demon santa” & how he hopes to use time travel to erase the tattoo and our convo about it. www.patreon.com/posts/inevit...
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September 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
September 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
what comes to mind when you hear the phrase “body count’?

that’s where we start things.

adam keeps talking about how this one is a “certified banger.”

free now on our patreon.

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September 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
why so looking back?

we're in our heads about the past — wondering about whizzing back into the kingdom of regrets, shattering the laws of thermodynamics in the process.

oh and — the thing that happened that you totally forgot about? don't worry about it. if it were important, you'd remember it.
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September 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
is the use of a typewriter these days a fetishistic fedora-worshipping-esque abomination or a way to connect to something that might actually matter? only nick can lead us in such an inquiry. www.patreon.com/posts/137654...
A Master's Tools/Master's House Situation | Stanley Picnic
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September 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
dear lord

As a result of preorders, Mr. Kirk's "Stop, in the Name of God: Why Honoring the Sabbath Will Transform Your Life" was the second best-selling title on Amazon on Friday. The book will be out in December.
September 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
time to:
- dwell in the silences
- interrogate your nostalgia
- charge your phone (?)
A Master's Tools/Master's House Situation | Stanley Picnic
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September 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Yo come over! We got some of the master's tools and we're gonna wreck his shitty house hahaa
August 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
here's another talk we want to share with you.

it's a few chats that all kind of converged around some form of nostalgia.

that, and trying to suss out what impediments in our lives are bc of our phones, and what might be just good old-fashioned self-defeat.

oh and tamagotchis — remember those?
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August 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
August 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
that moment when you’re in your car at a red light and there’s a person standing on the median hoping you will help them out with some cash…

how do you feel? how do you handle it? and what should you do exactly?

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Going Harder than the Thing Itself | Stanley Picnic
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August 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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This was really good, and I recommend it. It made me feel better somehow, even if it made me feel like a semi parasocial freak. I saw a really dim light at the end of a really narrow tunnel
In a word, we're back. Join us for a round table on the right way to whistleblow, the ethics of Yu-Gi-Oh!, and the famous James Earl Jones quantum leap in Godfather Part 1. Up now, and free for all on our Patreon. www.patreon.com/posts/136097...
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August 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
In a word, we're back. Join us for a round table on the right way to whistleblow, the ethics of Yu-Gi-Oh!, and the famous James Earl Jones quantum leap in Godfather Part 1. Up now, and free for all on our Patreon. www.patreon.com/posts/136097...
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August 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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The Democrats start turning a big crank and out of a loudspeaker comes the first notes of "Fight Song"
July 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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DON DRAPER: "We quiero many things. Work, dignity, solidarity, safety, love. But this guy--"
(Taps drawing of Diego Luna as Cassian Andor as Che)
"There's only one thing he quieros."

PEGGY: "Ownership of the means of production?"

DRAPER: "Ownership of the means of production."
Found the one weird trick to save the country. We need more communists in advertising.
June 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
7 years ago, we snuck an AI conversation in the middle of this episode (which is otherwise about level-headed atheist redditors who think they've glimpsed the paranormal).

though hype then was vanishingly small compared to today's radioactive levels, we think it still holds up.

41:44–1:10:38 here
January 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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January 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
speaking of carter studies, this 1979 piece by @jfallows.bsky.social, Carter's former speechwriter, is essential.
December 29, 2024 at 11:38 PM