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Devin Patrick
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Plays in dirt.
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
And here I am still using a dot matrix printer like a caveman.
the white house has access to advanced printers that can print color without fading or those lines
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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total fools. it’s “class AN idiot”
October 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“The Founders were mistaken about many things—in particular, they thought Congress would behave like the parliament in King Charles’s day, when it is utterly moribund instead—but they were absolutely right that unaccountable, autocratic rule is bad.”
We are living in the Soviet Union under an increasingly unhinged Brezhnev wannabe.
Important: Sen Chris Murphy just sent pointed questions to Kristi Noem about DHS's account of shooting of US citizen by Trump's paramilitary forces in Chicago. The official line is imploding. Murphy wants Noem to explain why DHS misled. More like this, Ds.

New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2019...
October 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The Lisbon airport (LIS) is not ran by serious people.
October 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
F{X} = T

F = the number of exams your child fails due to not finishing on time

T = the threshold number of failures at which the teacher begins to take ADHD seriously

X = minimum number of exams your child must fail

You have 1 hour to solve for X starting….. now
September 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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If I have any credibility with you from 20 years of reporting on rightwing & fascist movements, please listen when I beg you not to celebrate Charlie Kirk getting shot. Leave aside morality: this isn’t a match in dry grass, it’s a torch. We do not want what this could ignite & we would not win.
September 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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US military protesting the US backing of Israel’s genocide of Gaza and the Trump regime’s fascism:

“Rise up America, it is time to take back this country from these corrupt politicians.” #3E
September 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It’s really cute: you can tell the parents who are here because of their kids and the kids who are here because of their parents. #FC3
August 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Critical Success at the Fort Collins Comic Con! #FC3 #USSCordilleran
August 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Fort Collins Comic Con was a huge success today! So many amazing artists and creatives. Can’t wait for tomorrow! #FC3
August 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Wait, you can get them without salt?!
July 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Entering a bank on a skateboard to ollie off the Teller’s counter and yelling it’s a trick up
Entering a bank by threatening the teller with my used tissues and announcing it’s a sick up
Entering a bank with a pile of rectangular stones and mortar and announcing it’s a brick up
July 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
There are enough extremists out there comping at the bit to play race cop that ICE may only have to host a single job fair to fill staffing positions. Two, tops.
July 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My dinner party last night was a disaster. Thanks a lot for that.
June 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Have a little more patience for VHS’s Muffin Man
April 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Gray's Anatomy needs an updated edition.
April 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ok, that actually makes a sort of sense. Tony’s isn’t known for its charm.
March 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Where was that taken? I don’t recognize the location.
March 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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February 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Sinister? Really? Sure, he’s immoral, deceitful, corrupt, malevolent, depraved, conniving, and a detriment to democracy worldwide, but sinister? …ok, I see it now.
February 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Having a cat AND a girlfriend means I never get to wear the comfy clothes.
February 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Yeah, I wouldn’t put it past most media orgs to ripoff independent journalists, but it seems outta character for AP News. Wait and see if they publish a correction, I suppose.
January 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM